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  • Lmao he's the guy who taught Waldo how to hide

    Submitted by gir5022 on Mar 11, 10 at 4:28am
  • This is a great tfln for once, it's not about someone being THAT high/drunk/classy someone is it's just random and funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 4:09am
  • Congress, probably.

    Submitted by Garner on Mar 11, 10 at 4:10am
  • Fucking Carmen Sandiego

    Submitted by skspier on Mar 11, 10 at 7:54am
  • We should send chuck Norris after him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 9:30pm
  • We probably hit his house(cave) with a Bunker Buster. Pieces of him will be used to make necklaces for St. Patty's...

    Submitted by trancelot on Mar 11, 10 at 5:31am
  • Good god everyone calm down. The problem here Iis that all the people getting so worked up about this actually have no idea what they're talking about. Everything isn't so simple. Stop getting so offended!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 6:52pm
  • i'm more worried about carmen san diego

    Submitted by batonrougetext on Mar 11, 10 at 1:47pm
  • in the Real World house, duh

    Submitted by timtim on Mar 11, 10 at 7:11am
  • Dead motha fuka! Woot

    Submitted by Angelaeus on May 2, 11 at 11:45am
  • Hey 4:55, since all Americans are too stupid to find bin Laden, perhaps you would like to take it upon yourself to go find him. Just you. No help from anyone else. Apparently, YOU are so highly intelligent you could easily find him....

    Submitted by randomname on Mar 11, 10 at 6:11am
  • Yeah 4:55 we're all stupid because our government fails us. As if each of us has the ability to track a single person in an extremely remote country on the other side if the world. Moron.

    Submitted by JDawgCali on Mar 11, 10 at 5:00am
  • Oh yeah, also...it's about time a tfln made it that wasn't about sex, drugs, or alcohol.

    Submitted by randomname on Mar 11, 10 at 6:12am
  • Pretty sure throughout 250 years America proved we're better. Since when did Canada win a war? Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 3:00pm
  • No 1015 it's douchebags like you who need to get the fuck out of the country.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 10:30pm
  • everyone who's saying "fuck everyone who hates america" & then following it up with a paragraph full of racist ignorant shit. you guys are the reason people hate america. like honestly just stop it is too damn ignorant you're making us look really bad

    Submitted by dsg215 on Mar 11, 10 at 10:44pm
  • He's long dead.

    Submitted by Megrathea42 on Mar 11, 10 at 5:45am
  • Yes, in a dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 11:28pm
  • Someone shoved a bomb up his ass and blew him to hell.

    Submitted by BBCowboy808 on Mar 11, 10 at 4:31am
  • Hey 3:37, you English are good. You seem to knew verb tensed.

    Submitted by fml26 on Mar 11, 10 at 4:00pm
  • Can All the American America haters PLEASE go to France. No one wants you here but I'm sure you'll be welcomed with open arms over there.

    Submitted by deuces22 on Mar 12, 10 at 1:21am
  • Osama bin laden is really Obama and Biden... They just put the names together so ppl would think Arabs are bad.. Another one of usa's tricks to fuel racism.. Our new president sux ass.. So did the last one..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 8:23pm
  • Finally, an old school funny text!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 4:44am
  • I heard he is going to be on dateline next week. Apparently he likes young boys. He brings in a bag of mcdonald's and a six pack. Priceless

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 7:39am
  • Will you shut the FUCK up!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 9:27pm
  • He's in your moms vagina.

    Submitted by randomhero2069 on Mar 12, 10 at 1:22pm
  • its like a fucked up terrorist version of where's Waldo.

    Submitted by Fitzi on Nov 30, 10 at 9:59pm
  • CHUCK NORRIS IS 70 years old! Unlikely. But a novel idea. \n\nLiterally... it'd make a fun book at best b

    Submitted by foxybrunette1798 on Mar 12, 10 at 1:16am
  • Dead..

    Submitted by jhalogen16 on May 27, 11 at 7:22pm
  • behind you.\n...nah that was lame.

    Submitted by jennad on Mar 11, 10 at 4:19am
  • Unodostres you have no friends plus you're probably a smelly Mexican haahahaha

    Submitted by Feggets on Mar 11, 10 at 9:05am
  • Well clearly arguing over tfln solves ALL of the worlds problems... Dumbasses

    Submitted by IPN_Showers on Mar 11, 10 at 10:01pm
  • dead now.

    Submitted by natedog62 on May 2, 11 at 4:17am
  • Fuck you all! Americans are stupid and deserves to die!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 9:51pm
  • Playing with Obama.

    Submitted by MarineAggie on Mar 11, 10 at 11:30pm
  • He was hiding in the cast of MadTV.

    Submitted by FBIRem on Mar 11, 10 at 6:16am
  • alright, i'll admit the congress comment made me lol. not entirely sure why.

    Submitted by battleconan on Mar 16, 10 at 12:38am
  • tag-teaming Carmen Sandiego with his man Waldo.

    Submitted by fucktheworld00 on Mar 12, 10 at 2:24pm
  • Thank You!!!! seriously- I'm part of s group of people he hasn't done shit for and keeps going back and forth on issues that affect me and my friends... 1 term president

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 4:43am
  • 6:16...good family guy reference lmfaoo

    Submitted by Itsjustjustin on Mar 11, 10 at 10:51am
  • It's like the new and improved where on earth is Carmen Sandiego

    Submitted by kayatica on Mar 12, 10 at 5:07pm
  • Hey 4:55 if we are so stupid, then why are we the greatest nation in the whole fucking world?you can try to tell me I'm wrong and that Canada is better, but that place is in more debt then America. THIS IS AMERICA FUCK FACE. We fucking rule this fucking world. If we wanted to we could annex Canada right now cauae they are a bunch of kiss ass fucktards. China sucks dick cause they don't have freedom. Korea needs to shut the fuck up, those fucking commi bastards should have been bombed right when the

    Submitted by maxzilla1 on Mar 11, 10 at 11:32am
    • Really? Because last time I checked, no one in my family is a communist, or a bastard. My mother is Korean and my father is from America. I don't have a problem with anyone because of the country's government. You sound like an ignorant asshole who hasn't done their damn research. 'Korea' is no longer a country. And South Korea is Democratic, dip shit.

      Submitted by Caybayy on Mar 11, 10 at 8:03pm
  • Mo' fo' is harder to finer than Waldo.

    Submitted by 310/951/805 on Mar 11, 10 at 4:07am
  • Dead. Boom, headshot.

    Submitted by qobrien on May 2, 11 at 1:47pm
  • No everyone hates America because they're all fucking jealous. Half you fuckers eat fuckin sand for dinner and live in a shack with like 20 other terrorist fucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 10:01pm
  • 3:03pm....fuck Americans?! What piece of shit country are you from? france? french canada?! Go fuck yourself shit brick...and pull your head out of your ass....fuckin haji

    Submitted by zcfrey on Mar 12, 10 at 3:18pm
  • Actually the reasin people hate america is because we are violent barbarians who let 7 yr olds pop heads in video games. I personally having had the pleasure of being one of those 7 yr olds think that thats going to help us defeat our enemies in wars to come. However pornographic images are showed on public television in europe but violence is extremely rare

    Submitted by AW_TFR on Mar 11, 10 at 11:27pm
  • they should hire the kids from "where in the world is carmen sandiego?" i bet they'd find her

    Submitted by annonamousse on Mar 11, 10 at 1:09pm
  • Europe blows. Fucking socialists, you know why your continent sucks and your in debt collectively more than America? Also who the fuck comes to everyones aid? America. We defended everyones assesbin 2 world wars, rebuilt your pathetic nations and you sit there and bitch about America. Fuck you. If there's a natural disaster who's aircraft carriers and warships are there first for aid? Americas. And yea were pompus we got the best military we have our so called freedom, yea America is the best your

    Submitted by grunty434 on Mar 11, 10 at 4:12pm
  • Dsg215.... America was founded on racisum, did u miss the part about slavery in American history class??

    Submitted by JcJay83 on Mar 12, 10 at 1:22am
  • iKR xD

    Submitted by suncanseeurtexts on Mar 17, 10 at 5:35pm
  • Your moms house

    Submitted by mitch82cc on Mar 11, 10 at 4:05am
  • Yeeehaaaww!!! I'm Americun and we'all damn sure is better than you damn Europeun folk with your fancy accent and Austin Powers character! Me an my prgnant sister agree, Osama Bin Laden doesn't mater anymore

    Submitted by AllYourBase on Mar 11, 10 at 9:36pm
  • 11:49, intelligently stated or not, who the fuck are you to judge ANYONE? Nevermind wishing death on an entire people simply because your views differ from theirs. Wait, that sounds familar....Hitler. Sadam. Osama. The list goes on, but I think you get the picture. Good job iTard, you just exposed your real colors....

    Submitted by JDawgCali on Mar 11, 10 at 3:34pm
  • Seriously I know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 1:05am
  • white house! hes hiding in the white house

    Submitted by canonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 4:21am
  • idk why i lol'd at the congress comment, but i sure as fuck did

    Submitted by blahalb on Mar 11, 10 at 4:11am
  • Lol he dead

    Submitted by TheEvilPlatypus on May 3, 11 at 4:53pm
  • he is sucking big dick in some motherfuckin cave while we ate looking for him in the hardest spots wen he is in the obvious spots hes like the new hitler but not as succsesful

    Submitted by LiLBabyKeys on Mar 11, 10 at 10:53pm
  • Are you guys seriously going to fight about political crap over one semi funny sentence? Go join a debate team

    Submitted by 272 on Mar 11, 10 at 10:37pm
  • 4:55 plain and simple... Go fuck yourself, lol. Red, White, and Blue baby. And it's "Where's Waldo" not Where is Waldo.

    Submitted by Five8Six_TWiP on Mar 11, 10 at 8:35am
  • He's chillin with Waldo.

    Submitted by Flamehead17 on Mar 11, 10 at 8:29am
  • behind you.\nnah that was lame.

    Submitted by jennad on Mar 11, 10 at 4:17am
  • 4:43 osama bin Ladin is the mastermind behind 9/11. NOT to be confused with obama, who is the president. You clearly need to brush up on your current events

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 6:45pm
  • Grunty434 are you fucking kidding me? You are so ignorant

    Submitted by taigal on Mar 11, 10 at 9:25pm
  • Osama is bathing in pigs blood fucking a goat in the ass. He isn't a real man. Probably has to use his moms dildo to fuck the goat because he has no cock. His sister probably cut it off so he can't contaminate the rest of the world with his fucked up towel head ideas....

    Submitted by dd32 on Sep 13, 10 at 12:32am
  • Chilling with Carmen Sandiego

    Submitted by squared on Jan 25, 11 at 5:29pm
  • USA is a shitty country with shitty people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 13, 10 at 5:48am
  • @ 3:47, you just said stop being prejudice yet you make a crude reference to backwood rednecks. What a douche.

    Submitted by lotsabullshit on Mar 11, 10 at 7:56pm
  • Come out, come out wherever you are.

    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Mar 12, 10 at 5:14am
  • At the bottom of the sea while some fish skull fucks his eye socket.

    Submitted by MrGoodCat on Jun 20, 11 at 11:49am
  • He's fucking camels on his camel ranch with the rest of Al-Qaida in buttfuck Pakistan/Afghanistan . He uses his camel fucking ranch to encourage and help recruit new fucked in the head morons that want to strap bombs to themselves for a genuine piece of shit.

    Submitted by cazzo on Mar 11, 10 at 3:43pm
  • Yea I jus barly saw him the other day. Up it moms ass. Haha

    Submitted by 2008 on Mar 12, 10 at 2:25am
  • Actually I'm American just got out of the marine corps and I've been to Iraq, there are people who help American soldiers and people who don't want anything to do with America or terrorist. It's thier choice. But to say that America is full of people getting mad about diplomacy? How is flying planes into buildings knowing it is full of innocent people not military diplomatic?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 13, 10 at 6:52am
  • He is the heart of each one of us :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 4:50pm
  • You are all massive homos, go sit in a dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 11:28pm
  • Elk grove or schaumburg definitely

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 9, 10 at 7:46pm
  • Arizona

    Submitted by pacosanchez on Mar 11, 10 at 4:23am
  • Lmao\nI picked this one !

    Submitted by tfIn on Mar 12, 10 at 8:37pm
  • We all know where he WAS now. USA, at it's finest!!

    Submitted by bitterandalone on Jun 6, 11 at 4:35pm
  • He got shot. In the eye.

    Submitted by Travis1 on Dec 11, 11 at 12:31am
  • In the one place no one would look! The cast of mad TV

    Submitted by AW_TFR on Mar 11, 10 at 11:21pm
  • These are some pretty intense comments for tfln guys, send this one to the top aw yea

    Submitted by Seriously44 on Aug 22, 11 at 4:01pm
  • I'm hidden in the cast of all that!!!

    Submitted by treesap46 on Mar 11, 10 at 7:43am
  • At the bottom of the sea while some fish skull fucks his eye socket.

    Submitted by MrGoodCat on Jun 20, 11 at 1:11pm
  • To all you haters, here's a little something me and my friends like to live by... If you're not with us, you're a fucking terrorist. You want to talk shit, go run for office. Until then, go fuck yourself

    Submitted by unodostres on Mar 11, 10 at 7:51am
  • Dead bitches. He's fucking decomposed.

    Submitted by cittyloner on Jul 19, 10 at 10:43pm
  • He's climbin in Yo airplanes he's blowing Yo buildings up so y'all just need ta hid ya kids hid ya wife and hide ya pilots cause they jackin erry body out here

    Submitted by WestHam08 on Dec 27, 10 at 12:48am
  • All you haters are French (we saved your ass twice, so fuck your mothers) or terrorists. America is a GIANT WIN. Haters are so nasty when they are jealous. Killed Bin Ladens sorry ass, expecting thank you notes now!

    Submitted by bitterandalone on Jun 6, 11 at 4:41pm
  • War is for dump people/countries that get angry like a little bitch when dealing with diplomacy. People from Iraq are starving and you guys keep killing yourselves in a country that would just die alone. That is been stupid too. Hope all Americans die on wars, so their moms became our bitches and beg us to cum inside their flat pussies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 3:37pm
  • He's in ur chimney with Jimmy hoffa

    Submitted by fleischhacker on Jul 25, 10 at 2:45pm
  • 1149 you're fucking rediculous. You're being prejudice.a lot of Americans don't consider themselves the best.dont judge our whole country by our backwoods redneck rasicst hicks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 3:47pm
  • Dead!!

    Submitted by drewbrew1234 on May 23, 11 at 9:10am
  • Dead now.

    Submitted by fugachumi on Nov 2, 12 at 4:47am
  • In Jamaica

    Submitted by bryceman543 on Mar 2, 11 at 11:57am
  • Wow 10:01, that was patriotic. Honestly, if you are really stupid enough to think that everyone from the middle-east is the next osama, you really just need to get out of the country now along with the majority of the population who feel the same way. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for stopping terrorism, but people who don't give a rat's ass about anything but themselves just piss me off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 10:15pm
  • Americans are so idiots haha Osama is probably fucking with your sister and your mom at the same time. Making her suck his dick until he comes inside her. While she screams your name in help, but you are here, arguing about a text. Fuck Americans, fuck you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 3:03pm
  • "Boom Boom - Out Go The Lights !"

    Submitted by RoffMain on Jul 4, 11 at 7:38am
  • He's dead now!!!

    Submitted by devil_pup on May 24, 11 at 3:05pm
  • 4:55

    Submitted by Five8Six_TWiP on Mar 11, 10 at 8:34am
  • I love reading things from the past. We found Bin Laden months ago.

    Submitted by jjjjjujujuujuju on Jan 7, 12 at 10:37pm
  • 11:32 Everyone hates America, from Canada to Japan, everyone hates you exactly because of that, you guys think you are the best, when you are not. Actually, we do not hate the place, you guys have Disney and porn stars, we hate Americans, obese and stupid Americans. Hope Osama kill more of you stupid bastards. FUCK YOU. By, the rest of the world.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 11:49am
  • American people are so stupid they can't even find who they want.. Tell Bush and Obama to play more "Where is Waldo", they might learn something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 4:55am