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  • 80 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 8:21pm

    I'm glad I'm not alone in the world

  • 68 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:07pm

    i say that too but it's "get unhigh"

  • 70 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:25pm

    What's worse is actually believing that it does work..nothing's more awful than being drunk and trying to *act* sober.

  • 57 51
    Submitted by Pwndejo on Aug 2, 10 at 8:15am

    Lmao I love this, been there many times before

  • 72 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:28pm

    No matter how many times you say it, you know that the minute you walk away, you'll get yourself another drink.

  • 57 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:38pm

    yeah 4:07 Me too.Unfortunately there are things that visine and gum don't cover up.

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:04am

    hahaha i do that all the time!

  • 63 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:56am

    Hahaha i've bitch slapped myself dozens off times while yelling sober the fuck up... ah good times

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:55am

    pull the trigger and then you get out of the stall and fix your makeup and you're golden

  • 58 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:03pm

    Bizzle my quizzle::::)

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:28pm

    been there a million times!

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:54pm

    You stand in the mirror and say "tonights the night, Im going to lose my virginity. I will not masturbate until my penis has blisters. I am worth it, dam it."

  • 74 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:51pm

    i do this all the time. hah

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:46pm

    im really happy im not the only person that does this. ill look in the mirror and im like... I DONT FEEL DRUNK! GET UNDRUNK AND STOP BEING STUPID. and then i walk away from the mirror and im still drunk.

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:44pm

    haha, do this all the time. usually multiple times a night

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:00pm

    haha hell yes, like when you and some friends are straight pounding and your parents show up for the weekend?...and as far as looking good, get to that point where you walk in and go damn im sexy, all the confidence in the world with no backup haha

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:51pm

    wow I definitely have done this. looking in the mirror is usually how i gage my drunkenness. 10 pm --looking hot 11 pm --touch up the make up 12 am --ugh i look like shit and looking at myself kinda makes me feel dizzy, f-ck this 1 am --damn, i'm hot ;)

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:49pm

    I cant count the number of times Ive done that same thing.....

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:17pm

    i always do that..... as i take another sip of beer

  • 60 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 5:39pm

    i think that might have been from me actually

  • 60 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:23am

    And I thought I was the only one. Haha. = ]

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:33pm

    i'm so glad someone else does this.

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:21pm

    I believe in mind over matter, but when you're drunk your mind is shit.

  • 45 70
    Submitted by cpb168 on Aug 16, 10 at 4:38am

    I know ur all gonna think I'm full of shit but I can actually sober myself up unless I'm really fuckin drunk but even then I can act sober I've gotten pulled over at least 3 times and just got a warning but not found out about it till my friend told me the next day

  • 59 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 5:36pm

    ah yes, "1.. 2.. 3.. SOBER." a game I knew well in my underage drinking days at college. some RA's really sucked.

  • 54 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:58pm

    I do that all too often!

  • 51 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:36pm

    lol....I think it's time to put down the bottle