i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
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What's worse is actually believing that it does work..nothing's more awful than being drunk and trying to *act* sober.
I'm glad I'm not alone in the world
No matter how many times you say it, you know that the minute you walk away, you'll get yourself another drink.
been there a million times!
yeah 4:07 Me too.Unfortunately there are things that visine and gum don't cover up.
I cant count the number of times Ive done that same thing.....
i say that too but it's "get unhigh"
Hahaha i've bitch slapped myself dozens off times while yelling sober the fuck up... ah good times
haha hell yes, like when you and some friends are straight pounding and your parents show up for the weekend?...and as far as looking good, get to that point where you walk in and go damn im sexy, all the confidence in the world with no backup haha
haha, do this all the time. usually multiple times a night
i do this all the time. hah
Bizzle my quizzle::::)
hahaha i do that all the time!
I believe in mind over matter, but when you're drunk your mind is shit.
i always do that..... as i take another sip of beer
Lmao I love this, been there many times before
wow I definitely have done this. looking in the mirror is usually how i gage my drunkenness.
10 pm --looking hot
11 pm --touch up the make up
12 am --ugh i look like shit and looking at myself kinda makes me feel dizzy, f-ck this
1 am --damn, i'm hot ;)
I know ur all gonna think I'm full of shit but I can actually sober myself up unless I'm really fuckin drunk but even then I can act sober I've gotten pulled over at least 3 times and just got a warning but not found out about it till my friend told me the next day
You stand in the mirror and say "tonights the night, Im going to lose my virginity. I will not masturbate until my penis has blisters. I am worth it, dam it."
pull the trigger and then you get out of the stall and fix your makeup and you're golden
And I thought I was the only one.
i think that might have been from me actually
i'm so glad someone else does this.
im really happy im not the only person that does this. ill look in the mirror and im like... I DONT FEEL DRUNK! GET UNDRUNK AND STOP BEING STUPID. and then i walk away from the mirror and im still drunk.
lol....I think it's time to put down the bottle
ah yes, "1.. 2.. 3.. SOBER." a game I knew well in my underage drinking days at college. some RA's really sucked.
I do that all too often!