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  • 76 72
    Submitted by maskedman on Mar 2, 10 at 6:19pm

    You have to admit that a toilet bowl does look like the biggest and best cereal bowl when you are drunk.

  • 67 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 5:23pm

    BIIIIG DICK FOR BEING FIRST EH?

  • 64 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 7:17pm

    He is OBVIOUSLY allergic as 7:03 stated. Good call.

  • 58 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 7:58am

    If you would have done your job as a woman I would have a bowl to eat out of. Clean bitch, clean

  • 65 58
    Submitted by jbcg912 on Mar 2, 10 at 6:00pm

    As opposed to the nonliving beings in your apartment?

    • 42 57
      Submitted by facelessrandom on Mar 2, 10 at 8:56pm

      Yeah, probably. Are there not such things as nonliving beings? Do they not exist anymore? Everything's living now? Well, shit. My bed's gonna be upset with me..\n\n..moron.

  • 72 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 6:45pm

    who pissed in your cheerios? lol

  • 61 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 6:23pm

    Hontid

  • 65 65
    Submitted by kaylakayla on Mar 2, 10 at 6:56pm

    This could potentially be creepy.

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 10:23pm

    Only other living being? ... Does this mean there are dead beings?

  • 64 68
    Submitted by lilhollywood on Mar 2, 10 at 5:58pm

    Hahaha, I have woken up to a washing machine full of cocoa puffs... Not a fun clean up!

  • 56 53
    Submitted by lollygaga on Mar 2, 10 at 11:50pm

    Jb.... Lmao

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Croooooooooow on Mar 2, 10 at 7:03pm

    Apparently he ate a case of Alpha Bits, and he was allergic to the O's.

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 7:53pm

    In soviet russia cheerios are the ONLY thing allowed in toilet!

  • 55 66
    Submitted by jasonmaxim on Mar 3, 10 at 5:43am

    See ... What had happened was ... This one time ... You know what? I have no fucking clue!

  • 47 55
    Submitted by MyTravica88 on Mar 5, 10 at 1:33pm

    I hope no one was trying to make a bowl of cereal  gag!!

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Firebird on Mar 3, 10 at 1:21am

    It's almost ironic...mow, barf beer and then stir and a breakfast of champions is made for a really large person....

  • 44 54
    Submitted by emmytayy on Mar 3, 10 at 7:43pm

    LMFAO. Made my day ;)

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 6:24pm

    Wow. This guys got a fucking big dick for saying first huh? Hally Barrie right here.

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 5:32pm

    I do, all the comments are paralel to each other

  • 55 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 5:14pm

    First 

  • 25 29
    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 19, 11 at 12:44pm

    Target practice.

  • 41 61
    Submitted by ANIMOSITY99 on Mar 3, 10 at 9:44am

    Don't tell me you actually shat in YOUR OWN cheerios?!

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Herschel on Mar 3, 10 at 3:04am

    He heard a comment about "a dog's breakfast", and misinterpreted grievously.

  • 36 69
    Submitted by danceblondie on Mar 2, 10 at 10:53pm

    If they r in the apartment why does the op have to text them?