I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
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BIIIIG DICK FOR BEING FIRST EH?
In soviet russia cheerios are the ONLY thing allowed in toilet!
You have to admit that a toilet bowl does look like the biggest and best cereal bowl when you are drunk.
who pissed in your cheerios? lol
Apparently he ate a case of Alpha Bits, and he was allergic to the O's.
This could potentially be creepy.
See ... What had happened was ... This one time ... You know what? I have no fucking clue!
He is OBVIOUSLY allergic as 7:03 stated. Good call.
As opposed to the nonliving beings in your apartment?
Yeah, probably. Are there not such things as nonliving beings? Do they not exist anymore? Everything's living now? Well, shit. My bed's gonna be upset with me..\n\n..moron.
Only other living being? ... Does this mean there are dead beings?
Hahaha, I have woken up to a washing machine full of cocoa puffs... Not a fun clean up!
LMFAO. Made my day ;)
He heard a comment about "a dog's breakfast", and misinterpreted grievously.
If they r in the apartment why does the op have to text them?
Don't tell me you actually shat in YOUR OWN cheerios?!
I hope no one was trying to make a bowl of cereal gag!!
Wow. This guys got a fucking big dick for saying first huh? Hally Barrie right here.
If you would have done your job as a woman I would have a bowl to eat out of. Clean bitch, clean
I do, all the comments are paralel to each other
It's almost ironic...mow, barf beer and then stir and a breakfast of champions is made for a really large person....