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  • legalizeeeeee itttttttt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:52am
  • Hahaha, Des Moines. Gotta love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:39pm
  • w8 so you gotta be drunk to text?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:04am
  • my friend and i were discussing kevin's likely homosexuality the other day. now this. he heard us and is trying to quickly cover himself up with his beard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:41am
  • 4:39 umm... It's def. Already legal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:43pm
  • I've gotta say I expected more teenage girls to post defiance to this but also LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny as shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:51am
  • 7:20 Because he is a Jonas. That's enough proof for me. Also, stfu.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:28pm
  • when are they gonna allow inter-racial marriage!! that's what i wanna know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:39pm
  • two pump chump thats what it'll be

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:43pm
  • Iowa represent! Lol!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:41am
  • 1:22, I agree. PS CT IS ONE OF THEM COOL STATES

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:49pm
  • shits not funny, doesnt sound like a drunk text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:51am
  • lmfao! I'm glad I'm not the only one in (515) that gets a kick out of making fun of the Jonas Brothers...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:05am
  • How pure can a shit covered penis actually be?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:21am
  • lol that's exactly what i thought when I heard he was engaged

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:16am
  • LOOL this post is funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:10pm
  • haha. Fabulous reply

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:23am
  • i walked in on kevin jonas getting fucked by some dude. oops

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:04pm
  • Actually, six! His chances are 50% better. MA, CT, VT, ME, NH and Iowa.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:35pm
  • Lynnsey, quit wallowing over the Jonas Brothers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:15pm
  • 9:08 = lets suck eachothers dicks!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:09am
  • well the anus is already Satan's Playground, so the purity ring has no effect there. Butt-humping isnt sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:07am
  • Haha, he just wants to get laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 3:57am
  • BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:08pm
  • haha...thats so great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:27pm
  • i wish people would stop telling me i look like one of the jonas brothers. then again, it gives me a great opportunity to tell them how much the jonas brothers fucking suck and are the epitome of shitty pop music

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:07pm
  • "well it's ungodly to have premarital sex with ANY gender." WTF are you doing on this site anyway? Go fuck your bible already.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:21am
  • 720... stfu no one wants you here. go rant somewhere else, preferably some crazed disney fan site. we just want a good laugh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:40am
  • His chances are 100% better, 4:35. Or they are 200% what the reply was. But 50% does not work at all. They would be 50% better if 4.5 states had legalized it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:06pm
  • lol... that was a great laugh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:24pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:19am
  • you can in Maine. Representin!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:57am
  • Purity rings + Jonas = Homo Duh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:25am
  • hmm... more than three states, retard. and i don't know why everyone here is acting like homosexuals are like, the devil or something. i hate the jonas brothers too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:13pm
  • "" Anonymous said... "well it's ungodly to have premarital sex with ANY gender." WTF are you doing on this site anyway? Go fuck your bible already. July 2, 2009 11:21AM "" xDDD <3<3 good post

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:20pm
  • 9:07 = closeted self-loathing homo!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:08am
  • Lmfao

    Submitted by Fargo1535 on Aug 12, 10 at 10:46am
  • 1221 i bet you had to look it up on spell check just so you could find any thing lame to argue bout... maybe you should be a teacher smart a** btw i'm 1215

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:49am
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yessssss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:22pm
  • 11:03 6:58 well we can narrow it down to Nick and Joe take your pic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:55am
  • funniest thing every!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:37pm
  • 12:15, Soo true. I love the Jonas Brothers. I wish people would give them a chance. I'm happy for kevin:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:14am
  • 11:03, 6:58, you beat me to it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:26pm
  • *abstinence *douche If you are going to post a rant on a website like this at least use spellcheck :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:21am
  • Wow. You're all idiots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:57am
  • That is so what I thought when I heard about it. Thats hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 4:45pm
  • OMGGGG HE CAN FINALLY TAKE OFF HIS HOMO PURITY RING

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:32pm
  • Hilarious text! Loved the response!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:18am
  • The funniest thing about this is that 515 is an Iowa area code

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:05am
  • You know he only asked her to marry him so he can finally bone someone! It's ungodly to have sexual relations unless you are married! So says his purity ring. Which to me just screams HOMO!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:08am
  • man I made fun of the jonas brothers yesterday and my friend kicked my ass so I kicked his penis and now who's goin down

    Submitted by SexyAustin on Mar 25, 10 at 6:56pm
  • 803 is a fucking liar and asslicking jobros fan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 1:16pm
  • Just made my night

    Submitted by MrLukeBalls on Nov 8, 10 at 1:36am