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  • As you should. The toilet eats your shit for a living. It's a good thing they're inanimate.

    Submitted by MandatoryPants on Aug 17, 10 at 7:10pm
  • I only do this when I clog the toilet. I feel bad for the poor thing:(

    Submitted by willis17 on Aug 17, 10 at 9:25pm
  • Johnny walker, Captain Morgan and bud are the only family you ever need.

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 17, 10 at 8:10pm
  • gujuguy needs to smoke some weed and caaaalm down

    Submitted by enoxxx on Aug 17, 10 at 9:58pm
  • For those who brag about handling their liqour, consider this. Like all drugs, alcohol rewards those who use it frequently with increased tolerance and consumption ability. Now in a classic "mine is bigger than yours" contest, the alchololic will win hands down, but is this really a victory? It takes the alchololic more to get drunk, which costs more and does greater liver damage, and if he stops drinking he will have withdrawl. Compared to the guy who never drinks, gets shitfaced off very little

    Submitted by PerfectHaze on Aug 17, 10 at 8:35pm
  • lol @ gujuguy. get off this site, its not for 12 year olds...

    Submitted by aTastyCookie on Aug 18, 10 at 8:18am
  • Who needs family when you have liquor

    Submitted by lKevin on Aug 17, 10 at 7:07pm
  • v shut the fuck up no one cares

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 10 at 7:37pm
  • 402 baby! That sounds like an Omaha chick. Chicks here can't handle their shit but they sure do like throwing it down!

    Submitted by dilloa91 on Aug 17, 10 at 8:22pm
  • haha 402 represent!

    Submitted by mikescott on Aug 18, 10 at 7:54am
  • i sincerely doubt that

    Submitted by blahalb on Aug 17, 10 at 7:04pm
  • there is no place like Nebraska..

    Submitted by lalala08 on Aug 18, 10 at 4:36am
  • Same here

    Submitted by le_violiniste on Aug 19, 10 at 8:46pm
  • You are a waste of oxygen. Please off yourself immediately.

    Submitted by urallstupid on Aug 17, 10 at 7:11pm
  • That's a lie.

    Submitted by idris3ali on Aug 17, 10 at 7:10pm
  • wow you really are a bitch for not handling your alcohol. consider this. i'm 22, been drinking and i drink hard when i go out and party, and i can count on one hand how many times i've hugged the toilet. step your drinking game up or quit it entirely. if you're a girl, this is understandable. if you're a guy, turn your dick in. bitch.

    Submitted by gujuguy on Aug 17, 10 at 7:28pm
    • been drinking since i was 18 i meant to add in

      Submitted by gujuguy on Aug 17, 10 at 8:36pm
    • shut the fuck up. seriously, you're obviously not as awesome as you'd like to think.

      Submitted by lalala08 on Aug 18, 10 at 4:34am
  • wow you really are a bitch for not handling your alcohol. consider this. i'm 22, been drinking since i was 18 and i drink hard when i go out and party, and i can count on one hand how many times i've hugged the toilet. step your drinking game up or quit it entirely. if you're a girl, this is understandable. if you're a guy, turn your dick in. bitch.

    Submitted by gujuguy on Aug 17, 10 at 8:34pm