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  • Some really ridiculous things actually do happen, so please stop saying fake just because it seems too crazy to be true to you. This website is to document insane nights, some are more believable than other, but just because its not probable, does not mean it didn't happen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:27pm
  • Did the family guy manatees write this one?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:07pm
  • I'm sorry you're too fucking stupid to read or write a couple sentences. And if its too long for you, then don't fucking bother struggling to read it and writing a response

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:38pm
  • I can't quote this perfectly, but as Mark Twain basically said "The difference between reality and fiction is that fiction needs to make sense." I'll leave you all to that and to really hoping this was true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:58pm
  • 253, depends. Are you hot and free of disease?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:13am
  • In Soviet Russia, rotting pumpkins sing Aaron Carter's "Aaron's Party" to YOU!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:24pm
  • This is obviously so very, very fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:29pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:46pm
  • this is the best night ever... too bad i'm sure you didn't remember it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 2:12am
  • Oh, that wasn't oatmeal..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:10am
  • Oh god! That is one crazy night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:57pm
  • Oh, I hope the recipient of this text was a guy. That would just make it all the better This is too ridiculous not to be fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:10pm
  • Sorry, but can't be true in the slightest...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:52pm
  • Lol it was stupid until I pictured someone walking in whisper singing "Aaron's Party.'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 4:01am
  • This is something people say after claiming that they're "random".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:15pm
  • but honestly. if it's real that's a seriously epic night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:41pm
  • Painfully fake. Tried wayyy to hard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:27am
  • sounds like one of those nights where your so drunk everything looks like it could turn into a good idea and in the end u just have a cluster fuck of random possessions .. Lol I live for th

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:47pm
  • everyone who thinks all of this shit is fake must have really fucking boring lives to never have crazy shit like this happen. or they have never partied.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 2:03pm
  • Fake. Also there is no 'w' in rotting. Fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:26pm
  • WHO GIVES A SHIT. None of us know if its real or not, half the shit on this site probably isn't, just choll the fuck out! Don't read it if you're just going to butch about it. And 12:26.......ahut the fuck up. No one cares.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:36am
  • THIS IS SO OBVIOUSLY MADE UP. how does shit like this get through to the website??? there are way too many texts like this on here, some are probably real but this one is not

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:19am
  • You can write a text that long with full qwerty key boards, like the iPhone or black berry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:56pm
  • This sounds like sumthin I'd end up doin....xcept for the fact I'd probably do it sober,or when I didn't rake mess....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:38pm
  • Who the fuck cares if it is fake is hilarious!! Seriously... Fake police! Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:15am
  • i think the answer is: semen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:43pm
  • AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:05pm
  • that sounds fucking awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:42pm
  • I wish this was real. I would be a great story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:44am
  • god i crack myself up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:35pm
  • You know.. I've came home with similar things such as these items. This is the first one that everyone says is fake that I may have to disagree with.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:42pm
  • Yeah what the hell's up with 10:27? Crazy psycho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:37pm
  • ILLINOISS BOOYA MOTHAFUCKA 847

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:56pm
  • who here's from illinois

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:02pm
  • Hahahahhahahhahaaa best thing ever!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 3:23am
  • The point of the site is not if it's funny or not. It's supposed to be funny because it was actually said. It has no meaning behind it if someone just made it up, therefore, not funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:51pm
  • One of the all time fakest post on here. Whomever posted this should be ashamed of their birth and stop thinking they can ever and will ever be cool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:38am
  • Who gives a rats ass if it's fake or not! The whole point of this site is that it's supposed to be funny. I personally think this is hillarious just for the mental image.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:40pm
  • hahahhhhahahhaha omg im lolin hahhahaha must have been a good night :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:31am
  • Wrotting? For fuck's sake. - Grammar Nazi

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:53pm
  • Aaron Carter is amazing!!!!!!! <3 <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 12:36am
  • Toronto. Fuck man...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:11pm
  • Charles Rutherford says fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:40pm
  • Come get it! Aaron's party neverfucking ended!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 12:12am
  • Aww I wish this was real cuz that would be hysterical!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:36am
  • Bussy much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 6:14am
  • this is so fucking hilarious! i don't care if it's fake or not, it's fucking funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:36pm
  • this can't be fake. no one could possibly think up something that epic without it really happening

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:55am
  • omg this is like the most real thing to ever to anybody!! sooo not fake!! happens to me all the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:53am
  • you cant write a text that long

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:46pm
  • You never know if it's fake. Crazy shit happens when you're drunk. Just because you're boring and nothing this insane has happened to you does not mean it did not occur. Besides if you don't like it, quit wasting your time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:38am
  • i wish this were true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:47pm
  • ...epic...definitely...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:38pm
  • Damn! What did you have.. Everclear?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:42pm
  • I will block your punches with my face and absorb your kicks with my shins

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:02pm
  • Srry,ment to say take my meds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:39pm
  • Chris dude, is this about you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:15pm
  • This is the most fake statement I've ever seen on this website. Can the mods get their shit together, please?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:45am
  • Eh after some of the shit ive witnessed my friends do, after i had already called bullshit on stories they told me makes me realize shit like this does happen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:22am
  • *sigh* how did you know the pumpkin was stolen?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:27am
  • Blah blah blah 10:27

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:34pm
  • funny, i submitted a REAL text yesterday about "aaron's party" that didnt make it to the site...guess they thought it was a good idea and used it as the inspiration for this fake ass text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:57pm
  • this did not happen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:16pm
  • It has to be true. Plz be true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:55pm
  • More like stuPEED (his pants)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:39pm
  • suck my neanderthal dick -jeff's wife

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:43pm
  • Who the hell fucks their mom??!!!?!?! Seriously?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:15am
  • Toronto

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 5:08pm
  • So obviously fake I'm offended. And horrid grammar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:40pm
  • wrotting??? Seriously???? You're dumb!

    Submitted by . on Feb 16, 10 at 7:27pm
  • This would happen in Toronto. Yup.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:33am
  • YES!

    Submitted by o_O_o on Jul 27, 10 at 11:50pm
  • I think I'm gonna have to agree with 11:55am.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:06pm
  • 6:19 you're an idiot. If some of the texts like this one are real then why can't this one be real? Try thinking before you write something stupid like that next time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:24am
  • Charles Rutherford says call the police

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:33pm
  • Blah blah blah 11:27

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:34pm
  • Could u make that sound anymore fake?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:45pm
  • Antifreezelol

    Submitted by tbshead on May 10, 10 at 7:46pm
  • 10:27 is more annoying than 11:27

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:35pm
  • I have my doubts, but most of all I hope it's not true. Why all the "good night"s? Nothing about this is good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:45pm
  • If someone knows the lyrics to any aaron carter song they fail at life!

    Submitted by Diescreamin97 on Jun 5, 10 at 8:36pm
  • You.are.my.god.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 6:55pm
  • If you're going to fake it, at least don't be so obvious and over the top.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:20pm
  • so much going on in this post. so much.

    Submitted by peckingowl on Sep 4, 11 at 2:44am
  • This WOULD happen in Toronto:P

    Submitted by ScottyH on May 29, 10 at 11:04am
  • All these texts telling someone how dumb they acted the previous night are fucking old

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:11pm
  • oh my fucking god... i want that to happen to me on halloween weekend. seriously.

    Submitted by lookatmyhorse on Oct 20, 10 at 2:38pm
  • Oi Oi Oi!

    Submitted by lkatydid on Jun 3, 10 at 12:43pm
  • I think this is funnier to picture if you are thinking of a guy xD

    Submitted by Smophie on Sep 5, 11 at 10:18pm
  • Anyone here wanna eat me out?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:53am
  • who cares if it's fake? it is freaking hilarious. isn't that the point to this, to make you laugh? by the way, I think it's funny that all of these are anonymous.

    Submitted by kelz0115 on Dec 24, 10 at 11:23pm
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