you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
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Some really ridiculous things actually do happen, so please stop saying fake just because it seems too crazy to be true to you. This website is to document insane nights, some are more believable than other, but just because its not probable, does not mean it didn't happen.
Did the family guy manatees write this one?
I'm sorry you're too fucking stupid to read or write a couple sentences. And if its too long for you, then don't fucking bother struggling to read it and writing a response
I can't quote this perfectly, but as Mark Twain basically said "The difference between reality and fiction is that fiction needs to make sense." I'll leave you all to that and to really hoping this was true.
253, depends. Are you hot and free of disease?
This is obviously so very, very fake.
Oh god! That is one crazy night.
In Soviet Russia, rotting pumpkins sing Aaron Carter's "Aaron's Party" to YOU!!!!!!
Fake. Also there is no 'w' in rotting. Fail.
Lol it was stupid until I pictured someone walking in whisper singing "Aaron's Party.'
sounds like one of those nights where your so drunk everything looks like it could turn into a good idea and in the end u just have a cluster fuck of random possessions .. Lol I live for th
everyone who thinks all of this shit is fake must have really fucking boring lives to never have crazy shit like this happen. or they have never partied.
Oh, that wasn't oatmeal..
Sorry, but can't be true in the slightest...
Painfully fake. Tried wayyy to hard
Oh, I hope the recipient of this text was a guy. That would just make it all the better
This is too ridiculous not to be fake
You can write a text that long with full qwerty key boards, like the iPhone or black berry
i think the answer is: semen.
This is something people say after claiming that they're "random".
WHO GIVES A SHIT. None of us know if its real or not, half the shit on this site probably isn't, just choll the fuck out! Don't read it if you're just going to butch about it. And 12:26.......ahut the fuck up. No one cares.
Who the fuck cares if it is fake is hilarious!! Seriously... Fake police! Lol
but honestly. if it's real that's a seriously epic night
THIS IS SO OBVIOUSLY MADE UP. how does shit like this get through to the website??? there are way too many texts like this on here, some are probably real but this one is not
that sounds fucking awesome
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
One of the all time fakest post on here. Whomever posted this should be ashamed of their birth and stop thinking they can ever and will ever be cool
Blah blah blah 10:27
ILLINOISS BOOYA MOTHAFUCKA 847
god i crack myself up
Hahahahhahahhahaaa best thing ever!!!!!
this is the best night ever... too bad i'm sure you didn't remember it
This sounds like sumthin I'd end up doin....xcept for the fact I'd probably do it sober,or when I didn't rake mess....
You know.. I've came home with similar things such as these items. This is the first one that everyone says is fake that I may have to disagree with.
The point of the site is not if it's funny or not. It's supposed to be funny because it was actually said. It has no meaning behind it if someone just made it up, therefore, not funny!
Yeah what the hell's up with 10:27? Crazy psycho
who here's from illinois
Wrotting? For fuck's sake.
- Grammar Nazi
Toronto. Fuck man...
this can't be fake. no one could possibly think up something that epic without it really happening
hahahhhhahahhaha omg im lolin hahhahaha must have been a good night :)
this is so fucking hilarious! i don't care if it's fake or not, it's fucking funny.
omg this is like the most real thing to ever to
anybody!! sooo not fake!! happens to me all the
i wish this were true
Damn! What did you have.. Everclear?
You never know if it's fake. Crazy shit happens when you're drunk. Just because you're boring and nothing this insane has happened to you does not mean it did not occur. Besides if you don't like it, quit wasting your time
you cant write a text that long
Charles Rutherford says fake
Aaron Carter is amazing!!!!!!! <3 <3
Who gives a rats ass if it's fake or not! The whole point of this site is that it's supposed to be funny. I personally think this is hillarious just for the mental image.
Eh after some of the shit ive witnessed my friends do, after i had already called bullshit on stories they told me makes me realize shit like this does happen.
I will block your punches with my face and absorb your kicks with my shins
More like stuPEED (his pants)
Aww I wish this was real cuz that would be hysterical!
this did not happen.
This would happen in Toronto. Yup.
Come get it! Aaron's party neverfucking ended!!!!
Srry,ment to say take my meds
I wish this was real. I would be a great story.
Who the hell fucks their mom??!!!?!?! Seriously?
It has to be true. Plz be true.
I have my doubts, but most of all I hope it's not true. Why all the "good night"s? Nothing about this is good
wrotting??? Seriously???? You're dumb!
funny, i submitted a REAL text yesterday about "aaron's party" that didnt make it to the site...guess they thought it was a good idea and used it as the inspiration for this fake ass text
So obviously fake I'm offended. And horrid grammar.
This is the most fake statement I've ever seen on this website. Can the mods get their shit together, please?
*sigh* how did you know the pumpkin was stolen?
suck my neanderthal dick
6:19 you're an idiot. If some of the texts like this one are real then why can't this one be real? Try thinking before you write something stupid like that next time
10:27 is more annoying than 11:27
I think I'm gonna have to agree with 11:55am.
Blah blah blah 11:27
Chris dude, is this about you?
Charles Rutherford says call the police
Could u make that sound anymore fake?
so much going on in this post. so much.
If someone knows the lyrics to any aaron carter song they fail at life!
If you're going to fake it, at least don't be so obvious and over the top.
oh my fucking god... i want that to happen to me on halloween weekend. seriously.
This WOULD happen in Toronto:P
I think this is funnier to picture if you are thinking of a guy xD
All these texts telling someone how dumb they acted the previous night are fucking old
Oi Oi Oi!
who cares if it's fake? it is freaking hilarious. isn't that the point to this, to make you laugh? by the way, I think it's funny that all of these are anonymous.
Anyone here wanna eat me out?