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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:27pm

    Some really ridiculous things actually do happen, so please stop saying fake just because it seems too crazy to be true to you. This website is to document insane nights, some are more believable than other, but just because its not probable, does not mean it didn't happen.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:07pm

    Did the family guy manatees write this one?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:41pm

    but honestly. if it's real that's a seriously epic night

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:47pm

    sounds like one of those nights where your so drunk everything looks like it could turn into a good idea and in the end u just have a cluster fuck of random possessions .. Lol I live for th

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:24pm

    In Soviet Russia, rotting pumpkins sing Aaron Carter's "Aaron's Party" to YOU!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:29pm

    This is obviously so very, very fake.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:27am

    Painfully fake. Tried wayyy to hard

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:15pm

    This is something people say after claiming that they're "random".

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 4:01am

    Lol it was stupid until I pictured someone walking in whisper singing "Aaron's Party.'

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:36am

    WHO GIVES A SHIT. None of us know if its real or not, half the shit on this site probably isn't, just choll the fuck out! Don't read it if you're just going to butch about it. And 12:26.......ahut the fuck up. No one cares.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:58pm

    I can't quote this perfectly, but as Mark Twain basically said "The difference between reality and fiction is that fiction needs to make sense." I'll leave you all to that and to really hoping this was true.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:38pm

    I'm sorry you're too fucking stupid to read or write a couple sentences. And if its too long for you, then don't fucking bother struggling to read it and writing a response

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 6:14am

    Bussy much

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:43pm

    i think the answer is: semen.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:40pm

    Who gives a rats ass if it's fake or not! The whole point of this site is that it's supposed to be funny. I personally think this is hillarious just for the mental image.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:46pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:05pm

    AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:26pm

    Fake. Also there is no 'w' in rotting. Fail.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:13am

    253, depends. Are you hot and free of disease?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:56pm

    You can write a text that long with full qwerty key boards, like the iPhone or black berry

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:53pm

    Wrotting? For fuck's sake. - Grammar Nazi

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:57pm

    Oh god! That is one crazy night.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:15am

    Who the fuck cares if it is fake is hilarious!! Seriously... Fake police! Lol

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    Submitted by . on Feb 16, 10 at 7:27pm

    wrotting??? Seriously???? You're dumb!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:55am

    this can't be fake. no one could possibly think up something that epic without it really happening

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:36pm

    this is so fucking hilarious! i don't care if it's fake or not, it's fucking funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:38pm

    This sounds like sumthin I'd end up doin....xcept for the fact I'd probably do it sober,or when I didn't rake mess....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:38am

    One of the all time fakest post on here. Whomever posted this should be ashamed of their birth and stop thinking they can ever and will ever be cool

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    Submitted by tbshead on May 10, 10 at 7:46pm

    Antifreezelol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 3:23am

    Hahahahhahahhahaaa best thing ever!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:45pm

    Could u make that sound anymore fake?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:10pm

    Oh, I hope the recipient of this text was a guy. That would just make it all the better This is too ridiculous not to be fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:42pm

    that sounds fucking awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 2:03pm

    everyone who thinks all of this shit is fake must have really fucking boring lives to never have crazy shit like this happen. or they have never partied.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:31am

    hahahhhhahahhaha omg im lolin hahhahaha must have been a good night :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 12:12am

    Come get it! Aaron's party neverfucking ended!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:38am

    You never know if it's fake. Crazy shit happens when you're drunk. Just because you're boring and nothing this insane has happened to you does not mean it did not occur. Besides if you don't like it, quit wasting your time

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 5:08pm

    Toronto

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:33am

    This would happen in Toronto. Yup.

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    Submitted by Diescreamin97 on Jun 5, 10 at 8:36pm

    If someone knows the lyrics to any aaron carter song they fail at life!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 6:55pm

    You.are.my.god.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:51pm

    The point of the site is not if it's funny or not. It's supposed to be funny because it was actually said. It has no meaning behind it if someone just made it up, therefore, not funny!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:35pm

    god i crack myself up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:56pm

    ILLINOISS BOOYA MOTHAFUCKA 847

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:11pm

    Toronto. Fuck man...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:42pm

    Damn! What did you have.. Everclear?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:42pm

    You know.. I've came home with similar things such as these items. This is the first one that everyone says is fake that I may have to disagree with.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:19am

    THIS IS SO OBVIOUSLY MADE UP. how does shit like this get through to the website??? there are way too many texts like this on here, some are probably real but this one is not

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    Submitted by o_O_o on Jul 27, 10 at 11:50pm

    YES!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:15pm

    Chris dude, is this about you?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:40pm

    Charles Rutherford says fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:15am

    Who the hell fucks their mom??!!!?!?! Seriously?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:53am

    omg this is like the most real thing to ever to anybody!! sooo not fake!! happens to me all the time

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:34pm

    Blah blah blah 10:27

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:39pm

    More like stuPEED (his pants)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:55pm

    It has to be true. Plz be true.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:52pm

    Sorry, but can't be true in the slightest...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:43pm

    suck my neanderthal dick -jeff's wife

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    Submitted by ScottyH on May 29, 10 at 11:04am

    This WOULD happen in Toronto:P

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:39pm

    Srry,ment to say take my meds

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:57pm

    funny, i submitted a REAL text yesterday about "aaron's party" that didnt make it to the site...guess they thought it was a good idea and used it as the inspiration for this fake ass text

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:38pm

    ...epic...definitely...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 2:12am

    this is the best night ever... too bad i'm sure you didn't remember it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:46pm

    you cant write a text that long

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:24am

    6:19 you're an idiot. If some of the texts like this one are real then why can't this one be real? Try thinking before you write something stupid like that next time

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:34pm

    Blah blah blah 11:27

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:02pm

    I will block your punches with my face and absorb your kicks with my shins

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:16pm

    this did not happen.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:27am

    *sigh* how did you know the pumpkin was stolen?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:35pm

    10:27 is more annoying than 11:27

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:40pm

    So obviously fake I'm offended. And horrid grammar.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:02pm

    who here's from illinois

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    Submitted by lookatmyhorse on Oct 20, 10 at 2:38pm

    oh my fucking god... i want that to happen to me on halloween weekend. seriously.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:10am

    Oh, that wasn't oatmeal..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:33pm

    Charles Rutherford says call the police

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:47pm

    i wish this were true

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:44am

    I wish this was real. I would be a great story.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 12:36am

    Aaron Carter is amazing!!!!!!! <3 <3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:45pm

    I have my doubts, but most of all I hope it's not true. Why all the "good night"s? Nothing about this is good

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    Submitted by kelz0115 on Dec 24, 10 at 11:23pm

    who cares if it's fake? it is freaking hilarious. isn't that the point to this, to make you laugh? by the way, I think it's funny that all of these are anonymous.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:45am

    This is the most fake statement I've ever seen on this website. Can the mods get their shit together, please?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:20pm

    If you're going to fake it, at least don't be so obvious and over the top.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:22am

    Eh after some of the shit ive witnessed my friends do, after i had already called bullshit on stories they told me makes me realize shit like this does happen.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:06pm

    I think I'm gonna have to agree with 11:55am.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:36am

    Aww I wish this was real cuz that would be hysterical!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:37pm

    Yeah what the hell's up with 10:27? Crazy psycho

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:11pm

    All these texts telling someone how dumb they acted the previous night are fucking old

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    Submitted by Smophie on Sep 5, 11 at 10:18pm

    I think this is funnier to picture if you are thinking of a guy xD

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    Submitted by peckingowl on Sep 4, 11 at 2:44am

    so much going on in this post. so much.

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    Submitted by lkatydid on Jun 3, 10 at 12:43pm

    Oi Oi Oi!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:53am

    Anyone here wanna eat me out?