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  • Hey - could be worse; she could be begging you NOT to have sex again. Lol

    Submitted by Bonsai89 on Apr 2, 10 at 3:51pm
  • You should have stepped up to the task.

    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 2, 10 at 5:46pm
  • The House of Foo will rise again

    Submitted by amonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 3:27pm
  • The thing about these texts is that you have to interpret... I believe he was just out of man juice.

    Submitted by Anonymous_ on Apr 2, 10 at 8:17pm
  • "Girl, I want our relationship to be more than just sex." Because I want us to just be sort-of friends because you are messed up and I want to have sex with better chicks. Now only say the part that's in quotes.

    Submitted by Garner on Apr 2, 10 at 4:00pm
  • Hah those are sooooo funny

    Submitted by sarahmaree on Apr 3, 10 at 12:21am
  • Men's asses

    Submitted by MattSampson1893 on Apr 2, 10 at 3:16pm
  • Poor girl. Why don't you just tell her first time was a mistake?

    Submitted by gutsout on Apr 2, 10 at 3:45pm
  • hey maybe this was meant in a whole different he wanted to but he couldnt...

    Submitted by vinogirl on Apr 2, 10 at 11:44pm
  • Lol i love how all the people who thought he was regecting her are basically saying that they always lie/never give $ to homless people. Nice guys

    Submitted by boolou on Apr 4, 10 at 4:10am
  • Someone ran out of gas...

    Submitted by heyohhh on Apr 3, 10 at 7:56pm
  • Lol this guy is telling about his dream cause we all know this doesn't happen in real life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 7:37pm
  • by the sound of it, you would've preferred copping her strap-on

    Submitted by yankees28 on Apr 4, 10 at 6:18am
  • You should have done stab wound fucking

    Submitted by no_alias_found on Apr 2, 10 at 3:30pm
  • Ahahahahaha I hear that. Good call my man

    Submitted by korn72 on Apr 2, 10 at 3:30pm
  • EPIC Fail, fucktard. Loser.

    Submitted by buberto on Apr 6, 10 at 3:49am