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  • 71 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:09am

    *shudder* if I went out with my 5th grade teacher he would be 97.

  • 67 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 3:52pm

    I don't know why this text is so awesome.

  • 66 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:23pm

    how about "old family friend" that you "happened" to run into while drinking alone after a bad day.

  • 75 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 9:38pm

    the sad thing is, i went with "my 5th grade teacher".

    • 49 52
      Submitted by Selador on Jul 29, 10 at 3:36am

      Should've said "Some guy I went to school with."

  • 62 51
    Submitted by uhhhhuh on Mar 11, 10 at 1:08pm

    Dude that is so amazing! You've just lived out my dream there...You gotta go for the older men and if they were your teacher in the past that's a plus!

  • 64 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:50am

    10:09~ you keep track of your teachers age? If your boyfriend shows up, you're alone...

  • 50 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 10 at 11:13am

    Just say a date lol geeze

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:46pm

    hahaha i feel you... i was in this situation, but didn't know if it was better to say "a 36-year-old man" or "my boss."

  • 62 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:01pm

    Is it wrong that I know exactly who this person is talking about because I've wound up at the bar watching this guy hit on chicks my age? I know EXACTLY which school and which teacher this is, and I can hazard an educated guess as to the bar, too. >_<;;

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 1:51am

    I vote "40 year old man"!

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:42pm

    first of all, this is a hilarious situation...well ok for the onlooker anyways. and i think making up a lie and saying that you met you ran into your 5th grade teacher would probably be the best bet. but just think. he knew you when you still had snot on your face...

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:34pm

    Many college girls hit on professors too! And quite a number have sugar daddies now!

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:10pm

    1:01PM - how in the WORLD could you even possibly begin to guess who this is? many teachers hit on students. many teachers also just keep in touch with students as they grow older.

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:16pm

    10:19 -- TFLN is not exactly the place to be the judging police. We get it, you're going to heaven, we're not.

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:19am

    if you're ashamed to answer the question, going out with the guy is a bad idea

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:11am

    i'm from the 610 and thers plenty of teachers hooking up with former students in that area...

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:52am

    3:05 she means 3 different people came in to bust her whore ass while cheating!! Good for them!

  • 25 22
    Submitted by darkmatter on Apr 17, 12 at 9:44am

    @2:46 when I'm in that situation I go with "a friend from work."

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 10:58pm

    6:52 there was no cheating involved. dudette was just out on a weird 'date' with an older man who happened to be her teacher apparently. but well done for judging without knowing facts.

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 3:05pm

    I'm confused. Your best friends brother is her boyfriend and future bro in law?