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  • 105 62
    Submitted by shesohott09 on Mar 12, 10 at 3:03pm
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    My first boyfriend was half black half Italian HIS DICK WAS HUUUGEEE!! :) sorry I dumped his cheating ass now that I think about it

  • 75 42
    Submitted by DeadBeatBert on Mar 12, 10 at 3:06pm
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    After he's boned you he'll retreat with speed.\n\nStereotypicalmuch?

  • 78 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 2:34pm
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    Italians yess

  • 89 86
    Submitted by JPRaiders on Mar 12, 10 at 3:39pm
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    Scientificaly proven white and black ppl have same average size

  • 71 51
    Submitted by clevelandsfinest on Mar 12, 10 at 2:47pm
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    Is soviet Russia guy finally gone?

    • 30 40
      Submitted by Jean on Mar 13, 10 at 5:13am
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      In soviet Russia, you are finally gone.

  • 63 37
    Submitted by kjmr52 on Mar 12, 10 at 5:59pm
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    That's a myth, it's proven that even if your father had a big penis, yours may be average or small.

  • 66 51
    Submitted by ita99100 on Mar 12, 10 at 5:03pm
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    It's all about Italians

  • 63 49
    Submitted by onedaylikethis on Mar 12, 10 at 9:03pm
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    I honestly feel like this text is about me. This ashley girl I was talking to found out in black and italian and made me show her. She said its not allowed inside her.... she was sexy too

  • 58 46
    Submitted by FBCreeper on Mar 12, 10 at 11:04pm
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    Dated someone who was 1/2 black, 1/2 italian. ... Not so impressive.

  • 52 36
    Submitted by GuapoGustappo on Mar 13, 10 at 1:54am
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    Every has a 20 inch Internet penis, this thread is sad.

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 3:53pm
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    I'm half black and half Italian!! We get busy

    • 25 42
      Submitted by feddokro on Mar 14, 10 at 12:39am
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      My boyfriend is half black half Italian, huge dick and he can cook!

  • 49 42
    Submitted by Dalz on Mar 13, 10 at 12:29pm
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    I've been with 3 guys in my life. 2 Italians and my bf now who is half Italian half Portuguese. He wins by an inch.

  • 51 51
    Submitted by PaddoK33N on Mar 12, 10 at 11:35pm
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    Yay stereotypes

  • 51 53
    Submitted by exo_skeletal on Mar 12, 10 at 3:44pm
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    Ooooooo I bet he's fiiiiiiiiiine

  • 47 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 2:45pm
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    Bullshit!

  • 47 50
    Submitted by ItzN4444T3 on Mar 12, 10 at 10:57pm
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    In soviet Russia, that is nothing.

  • 46 49
    Submitted by caboose8 on Mar 14, 10 at 10:00pm
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    black guys are huge, and italians have miniature cocks\nwouldn't that make him just average through process of cancellation

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymousssss on Mar 12, 10 at 8:07pm
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    haha i've only been with italian guys. i was wondering how i've always found guys with big ones. it finally makes sense.

  • 37 35
    Submitted by BigFuckinDaddy on Mar 26, 10 at 10:01pm
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    hmm maybe I should kiss his ass and penis yumm

  • 40 43
    Submitted by vomitasaurus on Mar 13, 10 at 2:27am
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    Pauly Dick coming atcha

  • 33 30
    Submitted by Linnipoo on Mar 25, 10 at 11:09am
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    Half black, half Italian, all hung. Oh, Altonio, I should have nailed you when I had the chance!

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 2:35pm
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    I don't know if I want to be first?

  • 38 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 7:15pm
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    Omg!!! I dated a guy like that!! He was also huuuge!!!!

  • 39 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 6:44pm
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    5:59 it's actually a genetic trait as it is a physical feature.

    • 28 40
      Submitted by AcaciaJules on Mar 12, 10 at 10:53pm
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      Depends on how strong the genetic trait is through. You could get screwed in the genetic lottery and end up with mom's side tiny dick.

  • 28 27
    Submitted by CrawfordS on Apr 2, 11 at 2:05am
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    Must be Jonesy... You crazy half black half italian kinda nigga lol

  • 33 46
    Submitted by poopisgood on Mar 13, 10 at 8:33am
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    I'm italian

  • 28 41
    Submitted by Gohan on Apr 13, 10 at 2:22am
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    That was Nick Sacca!!!!! look him up haha

  • 30 45
    Submitted by maewe on Mar 14, 10 at 8:48am
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    never been with a black\nbeen with italians\nbig and small!

  • 40 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 3:00pm
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    Vgcefc ccxwwww

  • 26 41
    Submitted by sucker on Mar 14, 10 at 11:31pm
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    I bet u don't have one

  • 57 103
    Submitted by LuciusBrutus on Mar 13, 10 at 2:07am
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    What type of girl lets some half-breed like this inside them. Skank.

    • 21 20
      Submitted by babygirl92 on Nov 25, 10 at 7:48am
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      What type of person calls a human being a half-breed. neanderthal.

  • 29 48
    Submitted by delakeeg on Mar 15, 10 at 7:01pm
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    Sounds like the perfect combo for this white girl!!!! YUM!!!!

  • 39 76
    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Mar 12, 10 at 11:41pm
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    So instead of a shit-stained color he had a mocha cream colored dick that just tastes like shit? Nasty!!!

  • 55 113
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 2:58pm
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    American people sucks

  • 40 89
    Submitted by AdrianMo on Mar 12, 10 at 4:13pm
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    half nigga half wop im not afraid of nobody

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