By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
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Try Depends next time.
If he is a dog or cat, you need to house train him more. If this is your man, smack his mom for not enough house training and move on.
What pissed all over everything?
Were you in the room?
As apposed to what...figuratively?