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  • 88 71
    Submitted by SALIA on Nov 17, 10 at 3:57pm

    I'm thinking maybe he shouldn't go to the bachelor party then. But, if he's going to die somewhere, at a bachelor party might not be so bad...

  • 70 57
    Submitted by brokencarwindow on Nov 17, 10 at 9:01pm

    @cfreymarc ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER: DO YOU SPEAK IT!?

  • 73 73
    Submitted by brokencarwindow on Nov 17, 10 at 9:04pm

    Naw Rick I was firsty but the beer tasted like shit so peed in it and left, so drink up mutha fucka! ahahahaha

  • 69 83
    Submitted by TheDriz on Nov 17, 10 at 8:14pm

    I died at a bachelor party once, it wasn't that bad.

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Michguy on Nov 18, 10 at 7:24am

    That will make for such fond memories.

  • 64 78
    Submitted by nightlithium on Nov 23, 10 at 1:08am

    'cause at a bachelor party, SOMEONE's gotta die... I mean really.

  • 54 59
    Submitted by satanicfrog138 on Nov 17, 10 at 2:26pm

    I hate you

  • 62 76
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 17, 10 at 8:52pm

    Know a guy that blew the Bachelor party, the wedding and the reception for being pigeon holed at the sacrifice bitch of the weekend. They ended up taking his bridesmaid partner out of the wedding to balance the party. Don't think he talked to any of them for a year and none were invited to his wedding.

  • 58 70
    Submitted by jonathan171 on Nov 17, 10 at 7:51pm

    I assume he's texting the stripper or hooker.

  • 58 73
    Submitted by H8torade on Nov 18, 10 at 7:13am

    D: WTF

  • 57 73
    Submitted by rickscottisfired on Nov 17, 10 at 2:09pm

    I hope there is beer cuz im firsty