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  • 54 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:32am

    This is a classic case of answering your own question.

  • 43 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:36pm

    11:14- Short Dick Man is by Gilette. Dear god, my days of dancing on bars in Mexico just came racing back to me when that song was mentioned. I personally would sing "Stalker" by Covenant at that point. Or maybe Velvet Acid Christ's "Slut". Or I could hum some themes from horror movies whilst his cock or balls were in my throat. Delightful.

  • 46 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:05pm

    I wanna do bad things to you...best to have sex to...

  • 42 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:25pm

    my ex husband liked to fingerbang girls to Korn's "daddy". Yeah. Epic.

  • 40 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:58pm

    You have to have a damned good playlist list to listen to music while having sex. I hate when lame ass songs make things awkward.

  • 39 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:02pm

    52 girls by Offspring...

  • 40 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:38pm

    HA...I'd sing "I'm Afraid of Americans". Or deliberately change the words from NIN's Closer to say "I want to fuck you with an animal." Creepy good fun.

  • 40 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:16pm

    Actually this one guy I hooked up wtih liked it when I hummed while giving him oral, the vibrations improve it somehow...

  • 39 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:03pm

    stage-5 clinger. way to go

  • 42 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:54am

    11:21- BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 37 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 2:25pm

    I don't even understand...why, how, when would you have had time to sing..I mean how bad was the sex....aren't you suppose to "sing" during sex not after. What I really want to know is WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!!!

  • 40 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:11am

    @10:58 As long as the motor is, indeed, "kept clean".

  • 40 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:04pm

    Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch

  • 39 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:53am

    thats a creeper thing to do

  • 34 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:26pm

    This sounds like a chick I know in the Cleveland area. Kelly, is that you???

  • 35 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:08am

    singing is better than asking "so- what kind of baby names do you like?" . That was the single most sobering question i have ever been asked.

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 7:56pm

    Maybe you shouldn't have sex to get people to like you. It makes you look easy, and most guys don't want easy.

  • 37 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:50am

    That happened to me once. Horrifying. I put her on an airplane and sent her back to where she came from the next morning.

  • 34 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:58am

    I made out with one of the Hellraiser movies playing in the background. I don't think anything could be creepier than that. Post coital serenade would be kind of cool. Especially if it was a lusty version of AC/DC "You Shook Me all Night Long". That would get me ready for Round 2.

  • 35 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:25pm

    If a girl sang to me after sex I would wrap her up in all the covers and stuff her under the bed. That would give me a good 5 mins to make my escape. Creepy.

  • 38 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:21am

    "And iiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuuuuuuuooooouuuuuuuuoooooooouuuuuuuu.........." The louder the better.

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:17pm

    Bon Jovi- "You give love a bad name"

  • 38 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:22pm

    try going to Linchpin by Fear Factory....someone will end up with a bruised uterus.

  • 32 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:00pm

    HAHAHA and 11:21 i love you

  • 36 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:21am

    AHAHAHAHAHA this made my day, thank you.

  • 36 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:41pm

    Flower - Liz Phair Rocket Queen - GnR bring it bitches. I won't run

  • 35 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:32pm

    C is for Cookie, in the Cookie Monster voice.

  • 36 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:26pm

    11:21am, i always switch the 'love' part of the song to 'fuck' try it. it fits nice

  • 37 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:05pm

    A cougar I went home with turned on her iPod “smooth jams” mix, and I ended up having sex with Chicago’s “You’re the Inspiration” playing in the background. That was pretty bad.

  • 35 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 8:27pm

    Can you feel the love tonight - Elton John. It still makes me cringe to hear it.

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:17pm

    "Three Point One Four" - Bloodhound Gang.. that would truly be classic, and not creepy.

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:52pm

    Cool. You should have just kept saying, "redrum" in that creepy voice...

  • 33 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:48pm

    3:16.....will you marry me?

  • 37 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:32pm

    Why do people keep naming crappy sonds like they're funny?

  • 35 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:07pm

    I'd like to fuck to 'KNEE DEEP' by Job for a Cowboy. Now there's a lovin' workout!

  • 29 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:42pm

    Oh children... When you grow up you'll realize that true love won't materialize until you let him give you a cleaveland steamer in the morning.

  • 30 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:18pm

    Beer for my horses, except you change horses to whores & pour beer on her as you sing it to her

  • 34 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:47am

    That's just kinda creepy!! "That was some hot sex. Now let me tuck you in and sing you a lullaby!"

  • 35 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:14am

    the bitch is back...elton john you never cry like a lover...eagles rock-a-bye-baby love stinks....j giles band don't want no short dick man...not sure who sings it. there are sooooo many to choose form...

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:04pm

    Invisible by Clay Aiken (sp?) FTW. "If I was invisible...I would just watch you in your roooom."

  • 30 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:04pm

    Better yet... She's got Issues by Offspring

  • 33 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:22am

    thats just f'ed up 11:21

  • 32 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:51am

    I agree 9:47. I think you gave him the wrong impression.

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:21pm

    Every Breath You Take by the Police. Creepy as hell.

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:07pm

    Listening to music while fucking (or after) = cool Listening to your partner sing while fucking (or after) = RUN!

  • 32 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:11am

    9:40: LMFAO!!! Ahhhh... Patrick Swayze....... Anyhoot, um, serenading someone is probably THE corniest thing ever. I don't care if it was Edward Cullen himself singin a song to me, I'd be like, "Uh, grab your shit and go please."

  • 31 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:46pm

    because 1:32 people like you are not funny...........lolz

  • 25 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:23pm

    9:17 pm yes. followed by St. Madness - Sexual Abuse. don't knock till you listen to it kids.

  • 33 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:40am

    I, had, the night of my life.... ¦¦¦¦¦

  • 32 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:33am

    I want a girl to hum the theme to Pan's Labyrinth post-coitus. That would be fucking awesome.

  • 21 34
    Submitted by brw55 on Jun 14, 11 at 12:08pm

    Next time make him a sandwhich instead.... He'll propose to you on the spot since thats obviously what you're looking for

  • 17 28
    Submitted by yewinnhard on May 10, 12 at 6:10am

    Can't believe it hasn't been said yet: "I JUST HAD SEEEEEEEXXXX!!!"