why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
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This sounds like a chick I know in the Cleveland area. Kelly, is that you???
Actually this one guy I hooked up wtih liked it when I hummed while giving him oral, the vibrations improve it somehow...
"And iiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuuuuuuuooooouuuuuuuuoooooooouuuuuuuu.........."
The louder the better.
If a girl sang to me after sex I would wrap her up in all the covers and stuff her under the bed. That would give me a good 5 mins to make my escape. Creepy.
Can you feel the love tonight - Elton John. It still makes me cringe to hear it.
I wanna do bad things to you...best to have sex to...
thats a creeper thing to do
You have to have a damned good playlist list to listen to music while having sex. I hate when lame ass songs make things awkward.
11:14- Short Dick Man is by Gilette. Dear god, my days of dancing on bars in Mexico just came racing back to me when that song was mentioned.
I personally would sing "Stalker" by Covenant at that point. Or maybe Velvet Acid Christ's "Slut". Or I could hum some themes from horror movies whilst his cock or balls were in my throat. Delightful.
Bon Jovi- "You give love a bad name"
This is a classic case of answering your own question.
AHAHAHAHAHA this made my day, thank you.
3:16.....will you marry me?
I agree 9:47. I think you gave him the wrong impression.
11:21am, i always switch the 'love' part of the song to 'fuck' try it. it fits nice
my ex husband liked to fingerbang girls to Korn's "daddy". Yeah. Epic.
That happened to me once. Horrifying. I put her on an airplane and sent her back to where she came from the next morning.
Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch
singing is better than asking "so- what kind of baby names do you like?" . That was the single most sobering question i have ever been asked.
thats just f'ed up 11:21
I don't even understand...why, how, when would you have had time to sing..I mean how bad was the sex....aren't you suppose to "sing" during sex not after.
What I really want to know is WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!!!
Beer for my horses, except you change horses to whores & pour beer on her as you sing it to her
stage-5 clinger. way to go
Maybe you shouldn't have sex to get people to like you. It makes you look easy, and most guys don't want easy.
As long as the motor is, indeed, "kept clean".
I made out with one of the Hellraiser movies playing in the background. I don't think anything could be creepier than that. Post coital serenade would be kind of cool. Especially if it was a lusty version of AC/DC "You Shook Me all Night Long". That would get me ready for Round 2.
Flower - Liz Phair
Rocket Queen - GnR
bring it bitches. I won't run
52 girls by Offspring...
Why do people keep naming crappy sonds like they're funny?
When you grow up you'll realize that true love won't materialize until you let him give you a cleaveland steamer in the morning.
I'd like to fuck to 'KNEE DEEP' by Job for a Cowboy. Now there's a lovin' workout!
HA...I'd sing "I'm Afraid of Americans". Or deliberately change the words from NIN's Closer to say "I want to fuck you with an animal." Creepy good fun.
Cool. You should have just kept saying, "redrum" in that creepy voice...
That's just kinda creepy!!
"That was some hot sex. Now let me tuck you in and sing you a lullaby!"
HAHAHA and 11:21 i love you
try going to Linchpin by Fear Factory....someone will end up with a bruised uterus.
the bitch is back...elton john
you never cry like a lover...eagles
love stinks....j giles band
don't want no short dick man...not sure who sings it.
there are sooooo many to choose form...
Better yet... She's got Issues by Offspring
Every Breath You Take by the Police. Creepy as hell.
"Three Point One Four" - Bloodhound Gang.. that would truly be classic, and not creepy.
C is for Cookie, in the Cookie Monster voice.
9:17 pm yes. followed by St. Madness - Sexual Abuse. don't knock till you listen to it kids.
because 1:32 people like you are not funny...........lolz
Listening to music while fucking (or after) = cool
Listening to your partner sing while fucking (or after) = RUN!
Can't believe it hasn't been said yet: "I JUST HAD SEEEEEEEXXXX!!!"
9:40: LMFAO!!! Ahhhh... Patrick Swayze....... Anyhoot, um, serenading someone is probably THE corniest thing ever. I don't care if it was Edward Cullen himself singin a song to me, I'd be like, "Uh, grab your shit and go please."
I, had, the night of my life.... ¦¦¦¦¦
A cougar I went home with turned on her iPod “smooth jams” mix, and I ended up having sex with Chicago’s “You’re the Inspiration” playing in the background. That was pretty bad.
I want a girl to hum the theme to Pan's Labyrinth post-coitus. That would be fucking awesome.
Invisible by Clay Aiken (sp?) FTW.
"If I was invisible...I would just watch you in your roooom."
Next time make him a sandwhich instead.... He'll propose to you on the spot since thats obviously what you're looking for