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  • Actually this one guy I hooked up wtih liked it when I hummed while giving him oral, the vibrations improve it somehow...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:16pm
  • "And iiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuuuuuuuooooouuuuuuuuoooooooouuuuuuuu.........." The louder the better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:21am
  • This sounds like a chick I know in the Cleveland area. Kelly, is that you???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:26pm
  • You have to have a damned good playlist list to listen to music while having sex. I hate when lame ass songs make things awkward.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:58pm
  • I wanna do bad things to you...best to have sex to...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:05pm
  • Can you feel the love tonight - Elton John. It still makes me cringe to hear it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 8:27pm
  • If a girl sang to me after sex I would wrap her up in all the covers and stuff her under the bed. That would give me a good 5 mins to make my escape. Creepy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:25pm
  • Bon Jovi- "You give love a bad name"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:17pm
  • AHAHAHAHAHA this made my day, thank you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:21am
  • thats a creeper thing to do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:53am
  • 3:16.....will you marry me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:48pm
  • 11:14- Short Dick Man is by Gilette. Dear god, my days of dancing on bars in Mexico just came racing back to me when that song was mentioned. I personally would sing "Stalker" by Covenant at that point. Or maybe Velvet Acid Christ's "Slut". Or I could hum some themes from horror movies whilst his cock or balls were in my throat. Delightful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:36pm
  • This is a classic case of answering your own question.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:32am
  • 11:21am, i always switch the 'love' part of the song to 'fuck' try it. it fits nice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:26pm
  • I agree 9:47. I think you gave him the wrong impression.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:51am
  • my ex husband liked to fingerbang girls to Korn's "daddy". Yeah. Epic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:25pm
  • That happened to me once. Horrifying. I put her on an airplane and sent her back to where she came from the next morning.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:50am
  • thats just f'ed up 11:21

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:22am
  • I don't even understand...why, how, when would you have had time to sing..I mean how bad was the sex....aren't you suppose to "sing" during sex not after. What I really want to know is WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 2:25pm
  • Maybe you shouldn't have sex to get people to like you. It makes you look easy, and most guys don't want easy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 7:56pm
  • singing is better than asking "so- what kind of baby names do you like?" . That was the single most sobering question i have ever been asked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:08am
  • Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:04pm
  • Beer for my horses, except you change horses to whores & pour beer on her as you sing it to her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:18pm
  • @10:58 As long as the motor is, indeed, "kept clean".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:11am
  • stage-5 clinger. way to go

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:03pm
  • 11:21- BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:54am
  • I made out with one of the Hellraiser movies playing in the background. I don't think anything could be creepier than that. Post coital serenade would be kind of cool. Especially if it was a lusty version of AC/DC "You Shook Me all Night Long". That would get me ready for Round 2.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:58am
  • Flower - Liz Phair Rocket Queen - GnR bring it bitches. I won't run

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:41pm
  • Cool. You should have just kept saying, "redrum" in that creepy voice...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:52pm
  • 52 girls by Offspring...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:02pm
  • I'd like to fuck to 'KNEE DEEP' by Job for a Cowboy. Now there's a lovin' workout!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:07pm
  • Why do people keep naming crappy sonds like they're funny?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:32pm
  • HA...I'd sing "I'm Afraid of Americans". Or deliberately change the words from NIN's Closer to say "I want to fuck you with an animal." Creepy good fun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:38pm
  • Oh children... When you grow up you'll realize that true love won't materialize until you let him give you a cleaveland steamer in the morning.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:42pm
  • Better yet... She's got Issues by Offspring

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:04pm
  • That's just kinda creepy!! "That was some hot sex. Now let me tuck you in and sing you a lullaby!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:47am
  • HAHAHA and 11:21 i love you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:00pm
  • the bitch is back...elton john you never cry like a lover...eagles rock-a-bye-baby love stinks....j giles band don't want no short dick man...not sure who sings it. there are sooooo many to choose form...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:14am
  • try going to Linchpin by Fear Factory....someone will end up with a bruised uterus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:22pm
  • Every Breath You Take by the Police. Creepy as hell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:21pm
  • 9:17 pm yes. followed by St. Madness - Sexual Abuse. don't knock till you listen to it kids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:23pm
  • "Three Point One Four" - Bloodhound Gang.. that would truly be classic, and not creepy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:17pm
  • C is for Cookie, in the Cookie Monster voice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:32pm
  • Listening to music while fucking (or after) = cool Listening to your partner sing while fucking (or after) = RUN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:07pm
  • I, had, the night of my life.... ¦¦¦¦¦

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:40am
  • Can't believe it hasn't been said yet: "I JUST HAD SEEEEEEEXXXX!!!"

    Submitted by yewinnhard on May 10, 12 at 6:10am
  • because 1:32 people like you are not funny...........lolz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:46pm
  • 9:40: LMFAO!!! Ahhhh... Patrick Swayze....... Anyhoot, um, serenading someone is probably THE corniest thing ever. I don't care if it was Edward Cullen himself singin a song to me, I'd be like, "Uh, grab your shit and go please."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:11am
  • I want a girl to hum the theme to Pan's Labyrinth post-coitus. That would be fucking awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:33am
  • A cougar I went home with turned on her iPod “smooth jams” mix, and I ended up having sex with Chicago’s “You’re the Inspiration” playing in the background. That was pretty bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:05pm
  • Next time make him a sandwhich instead.... He'll propose to you on the spot since thats obviously what you're looking for

    Submitted by brw55 on Jun 14, 11 at 12:08pm
  • Invisible by Clay Aiken (sp?) FTW. "If I was invisible...I would just watch you in your roooom."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:04pm