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  • If you don't know what a Zjob is you can't afford it... haha beerfest :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:56am
  • damn, thats the kind of girl i want to bring home to mom!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:48pm
  • jumped back in my seat reading that one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:04pm
  • I actually winced in pain while reading this.......thanks!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:09am
  • hand jobs are great when the girls tongue remains by the tip of it...makes for a great ending.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:41am
  • Ouch!!!!!!! Ow!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:55pm
  • well the girl might let you make eye contact with her for 4 dollars

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:22pm
  • Handjobs... ah I remember when those were a big deal. Like the first time we all made it to second base. Anyone else remember those days?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:35am
  • 2:03, well, maybe she was telling you how to do it yourself next time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:24pm
  • i never heard a better description

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:54am
  • Z jobs are the way to go!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:45am
  • This is from the book I Hope they Serve Beer in Hell by Tucker Max

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:10am
  • 1 dollar for me to touch it, 2 dollars for you to touch it, 3 dollars for me to touch it while I touch my toes, 4 dollars to touch it while I touch your toes. and 12:19, if you don't know, you can't afford it. AM I RIGHT 12:11?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:09am
  • haha, reminds me of that online video from college humor. just go on there and search for "blowjob girl". that video helped get her job as the new secretary on the office!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:41pm
  • sandpaper on the clit would be waaay worse

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:17pm
  • 12:07 - If you don't know, you can't afford it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:11pm
  • OUCHYYYY i'm a female & i still felt the pain of just hearing the words sandpaper & handjob in one sentence....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:49pm
  • 12:11--Love the Beerfest references, best movie ever lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:32pm
  • i totally know the bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:04pm
  • girls need to learn to give handjobs. i got one once and it got so chafed my dick looks like i fucking slammed it in a door

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:03pm
  • Z jobs?!!? MAn i gotta hear about those!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:07pm
  • thats pretty damn cool if you ask me,... she must be awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:04am
  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS FANTASTIC.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:23am
  • handjobs in general suck... what is this middleschool?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:18am
  • Hey ladies, know how to give the best handjob ever? Use your fucking mouth.

    Submitted by outlawred on Oct 31, 11 at 10:24pm
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