she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
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If you don't know what a Zjob is you can't afford it... haha beerfest :)
damn, thats the kind of girl i want to bring home to mom!
jumped back in my seat reading that one
hand jobs are great when the girls tongue remains by the tip of it...makes for a great ending.
I actually winced in pain while reading this.......thanks!!!!
well the girl might let you make eye contact with her for 4 dollars
2:03, well, maybe she was telling you how to do it yourself next time.
Z jobs are the way to go!!!!
Handjobs... ah I remember when those were a big deal. Like the first time we all made it to second base.
Anyone else remember those days?
i never heard a better description
1 dollar for me to touch it, 2 dollars for you to touch it, 3 dollars for me to touch it while I touch my toes, 4 dollars to touch it while I touch your toes.
and 12:19, if you don't know, you can't afford it. AM I RIGHT 12:11?
sandpaper on the clit would be waaay worse
haha, reminds me of that online video from college humor. just go on there and search for "blowjob girl". that video helped get her job as the new secretary on the office!
12:07 - If you don't know, you can't afford it
12:11--Love the Beerfest references, best movie ever lol
OUCHYYYY i'm a female & i still felt the pain of just hearing the words sandpaper & handjob in one sentence....
This is from the book I Hope they Serve Beer in Hell by Tucker Max
i totally know the bitch
girls need to learn to give handjobs. i got one once and it got so chafed my dick looks like i fucking slammed it in a door
Z jobs?!!? MAn i gotta hear about those!
thats pretty damn cool if you ask me,... she must be awesome
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS FANTASTIC.
handjobs in general suck... what is this middleschool?
Hey ladies, know how to give the best handjob ever? Use your fucking mouth.