doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I just saw a hot homeless man
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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