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  • "He has only one ball and I have a lazy ovary. In what world does that create a baby? It's like the Special Olympics of conception."

    Submitted by TheMoreYouKnow on Dec 28, 10 at 11:44am
    • People like this should be forced to wear a suit of armor at ALL times

      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 29, 10 at 8:31pm
  • They're both retarded. Forget about getting pregnant.. Pregnancy only lasts 9 months at most. HIV/Aids is forever. Not to mention a whole host of other diseases that can be contracted from unprotected sex. I've never understood WHY a guy would even want a girl to fall for that line..

    Submitted by NBree on Dec 29, 10 at 2:03am
  • Well played

    Submitted by kayeshum on Dec 28, 10 at 10:34am
  • So help me out here. Wouldn't both of you be lying because if you got pregnant hes not sterile whether you're on the pill or not. And you shouldn't be pregnant if you're on the pill, so you lied and said you were. This site makes me mad sometimes.

    Submitted by letmecomment on Dec 28, 10 at 11:30am
    • So i take it your one of those retards that thinks the pill guarantees 100% that you won't get pregnant. I thought people like you were only myths

      Submitted by supertrooper on Dec 28, 10 at 11:40am
      • and I take it you're one of those retards that doesnt know the difference between "You're" and "your" \n I thought people like you learned something in middle school.

        Submitted by WarHammer on Dec 28, 10 at 4:15pm
        • yea, go ahead and make yourself feel better cause your a grammar nazi. your still pants on head retarded.

          Submitted by supertrooper on Dec 28, 10 at 9:58pm
    • I'm pretty sure the text was implying that perhaps they were both lying, hence the (at least). I think she recognizes that he wasn't sterile (she fell for that, really?). And by the way, BC is NOT 100%. It's unlikely to get preggo on the pill, but you can. Thank god it hasn't happened to me.

      Submitted by monicamischief on Dec 28, 10 at 12:05pm
    • Maybe neither is lying. She could be part of the <1% BC failure rate, and one of his sperm might have just gotten lucky. The odds are extremely low, but they're there.

      Submitted by archery126 on Dec 28, 10 at 6:22pm
  • What gave you that idea?

    Submitted by Blu on Dec 28, 10 at 10:42am
  • Photoshopped! this text has clearly been photoshopped!

    Submitted by Past on Dec 28, 10 at 11:27am
  • Hahahahah @past

    Submitted by yourmother12345 on Dec 31, 10 at 11:46am
  • This must be more common than I realized, since I have a friend in this same situation.

    Submitted by RuralNinja on Dec 28, 10 at 4:06pm
  • Arr, but which one?

    Submitted by phillaurence on Dec 30, 10 at 10:17am
  • you fell for the oldest trick in the book!

    Submitted by NataSept on Jan 2, 11 at 1:04am
  • The positive test shows that both of you were lying dumbass

    Submitted by Batrastard26 on Aug 5, 12 at 10:24pm
  • .. Wow... Is all I could think of

    Submitted by nessoaf on Dec 29, 10 at 2:27am
  • You can get pregnant even if you're on the pill if you have ovarian cancer

    Submitted by dabisnit on Dec 30, 10 at 9:59am
  • That's funny, as a guy I've used that line on girls and it works.

    Submitted by Michguy on Dec 28, 10 at 12:28pm
  • y do u women lie so much about that pill? do u want a baby and have barley a social life? ask how hard it is rasing a kid from ur parents they'll usually give good advice about that subject

    Submitted by TBONEa on Dec 28, 10 at 12:37pm
  • I don't know who's more retarded in this situation the guy or th... wait the chick! she thought he was sterile and that she was on the pill.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 10 at 4:40pm
  • Fake. The beginning of this text suggests they're in the middle of a conversation, but the wording in the text suggests whoever it's being sent to didn't know the preggo test was positive. Which is unlikely, again, if this is in the middle of a conversation

    Submitted by xoNYbaby on Dec 28, 10 at 11:08am
    • I think you are thinking too hard, dude. Perhaps the first text was 'I'm pregnant' and now she's explaining it. the second sentence just sounds like snark.

      Submitted by monicamischief on Dec 28, 10 at 12:07pm