I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
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"He has only one ball and I have a lazy ovary. In what world does that create a baby? It's like the Special Olympics of conception."
People like this should be forced to wear a suit of armor at ALL times
They're both retarded. Forget about getting pregnant.. Pregnancy only lasts 9 months at most. HIV/Aids is forever. Not to mention a whole host of other diseases that can be contracted from unprotected sex. I've never understood WHY a guy would even want a girl to fall for that line..
So help me out here. Wouldn't both of you be lying because if you got pregnant hes not sterile whether you're on the pill or not. And you shouldn't be pregnant if you're on the pill, so you lied and said you were. This site makes me mad sometimes.
So i take it your one of those retards that thinks the pill guarantees 100% that you won't get pregnant. I thought people like you were only myths
and I take it you're one of those retards that doesnt know the difference between "You're" and "your" \n I thought people like you learned something in middle school.
yea, go ahead and make yourself feel better cause your a grammar nazi. your still pants on head retarded.
hahaha, pants on head retarded ftw!
I'm pretty sure the text was implying that perhaps they were both lying, hence the (at least). I think she recognizes that he wasn't sterile (she fell for that, really?). And by the way, BC is NOT 100%. It's unlikely to get preggo on the pill, but you can. Thank god it hasn't happened to me.
Maybe neither is lying. She could be part of the <1% BC failure rate, and one of his sperm might have just gotten lucky. The odds are extremely low, but they're there.
This must be more common than I realized, since I have a friend in this same situation.
Photoshopped! this text has clearly been photoshopped!
Arr, but which one?
What gave you that idea?
you fell for the oldest trick in the book!
That's funny, as a guy I've used that line on girls and it works.
The positive test shows that both of you were lying dumbass
y do u women lie so much about that pill? do u want a baby and have barley a social life? ask how hard it is rasing a kid from ur parents they'll usually give good advice about that subject
You can get pregnant even if you're on the pill if you have ovarian cancer
.. Wow... Is all I could think of
I don't know who's more retarded in this
situation the guy or th... wait the chick! she thought he was sterile and that she was on the
Fake. The beginning of this text suggests they're in the middle of a conversation, but the wording in the text suggests whoever it's being sent to didn't know the preggo test was positive. Which is unlikely, again, if this is in the middle of a conversation
I think you are thinking too hard, dude. Perhaps the first text was 'I'm pregnant' and now she's explaining it. the second sentence just sounds like snark.