So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
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I don't really trust the sincerity of those street preachers either. Yelling at people about God as if to show "hey look at me I believe in God, I'm better than you" and sending people to hell in their hearts.
I find those public preacher guys annoying as hell. I hope there's a hidden part of the bible that actually says public annoyance results in going to hell in the afterlife.
If you guys (3:39 2:46 ) are so offended by these types of texts, I dont think this is a good website for you
classless bitch! your awesome!
3:39 why don't you take your self righteous bullshit to a different site
Nah, he's the guy preaching.
people take this shit way to seriously.
Lmao 2:57 -anyway, I really hate when people use the phrase "sup, (insert word here)?". So not funny.
@3:39 - Please elaborate why I am misinformed. I'm not necessarily in favor of premarital sex or adultery, but it's ridiculous that the man in the text feels it's any of his business. Why don't you go back to insisting to women that "submission" isn't offensive to them because the Bible just wants you to protect them.
You're not mad at me your mad at your dad.
gotta agree 5:45, i love bluntsssss
i agree with 5:45! wooo!
it would only happen at feelgoods. maybe if envy was still running. god i love west palm.
this text was actually from my girlfriend to me...definitely not fake. i found that shit hilarious. and no, she doesn't work at a strip club, even though i tell her it's close enough to one. and she didn't say it to the guy in a serious, defiant manner. it was a joke. everyone that takes this seriously needs to get a sense of humor. just saying.
SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYONE AND CHILL OUT. smoke a blunt! yeiii
Not funny IMO. But its good you accept the fact your trashy and announce it to a man of God, he'll be sure to pass the message.
Bahahahahah girls got guts. I would have done the same thing! Fuck people who shove religion bullshit down your throat.
Why don't you calm down and let people say what they wanna say.
I bet your dad is proud.
I need to start going to clubs.
can you people stfu about god and shit? who gives a crap? keep your religious fairy tales and opinions to yourselves. the text was awesome - good onya for fucking with those stupid religious fucks
you must have been at dr feel goods
Ok, I don't believe in god or any of that shit. But this is the lamest, most retarded thing to say ever.
I. LOVE. YOU. marry me?
You're all wrong. Just wrong. Shut the fuck up. Jesus Christ.
3:39/7:27 EAT A FAT DICK!....or if you're a religious bitch on your period go get raped and left in a back alley....WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
2:05 was quoting big daddy XD best movie ever
is it the same guy with the cross thats always standing on us-1?
Agreed 12:25. But I also agree that this is fake.
I'm all for God and Jesus and all that, but TFLN is not the place for it.
What is a preacher doing in west palm anyway? shouldnt he be in the bible belt where he belongs?
3:22, just so you know you are highly misinformed. Before you start rambling again pick up a book and read it. As for the text, what kind of club are we talking...I'm assuming a strip club from the lack of self respect in the original text.
Haha this is too funny!! I can only imagine the look on the preachers face!! Classic!
3.54 got it right. 3.39 it is obviously a statement designed to offend someone who is asking for it by preaching to people who have not asked his opinion. In no way does it indicate that the texter lacks self-respect.
I agree with 2:05 (the one from august 16th).
7:29. since you have offered absolutely no evidence to the contrary, I can't just take it at your word that YOU know what you're talking about either. The Bible specifically calls for a wife's submission and states that a husband should protect his family. Different Christian denominations address this issue differently, so let's not quibble over details. I just made assumptions because you so obviously looked down upon the woman who sent this text.
People need to learn the difference between moral law, civil law, and ceremonial law as given by the Bible... and they also need to realize that after Jesus's death moral law is the only one that is still relevant. That means NO-- you don't stone gays or put women on their periods out in a tent until they're finished bleeding; that's civil law and ceremonial law, respectively.
Religion is like a cock: it's nice to have one, it's nice to be proud of it, just don't shove it down my throat unless I "ok" it.
7:27 Yeah,so are you going to be a decent human being and say those christian domestic discipline people are misinterpreting the submissive women part too right?
feelgoods lmfao concert hahahahhaah
West Palm girls are eeeeeeasy.
Who says not funny? Yes funny. Also yeah saving yourself as a "gift" is silly cuz you're better with some experience. You just can't sleep around so much that sex is automatically linked with being unemotional...but even random sex can be spiritual if with the right person. To each his/her own. The fact that humans unlike most animals have sex purely for pleasure and/or an expression of connectedness should be celebrated in my opinion
Just want to state that I am 3.39 and a couple of things mentioned in previous statements are wrong. I never said that I thought street preachers had any kind of credibility and I agree with 4:50. As for 4:19, again you are misinformed. You are talking about women submissing and you have no idea what that means or the context its being used in. You need to take a look in the mirror before you jump down my throat and assume you know anything about what I think or believe.
You need a prostitute.