Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
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this is by far my favorite
oh wow. EPIC. and so true
of course its a 970 number...of course :)
And either way, what's the point? Nothing will come of it!
truer words have never been spoken. Unless the cousin is really REALLY hot.
this is also from a comedy stand up act from the 90s...
This is not a real text and not what this site is about. And it's a lame joke from the 90's. Whoever posted this quit being a douche and degrading this hilarious site with stupid shit
I don't see a problem even if it is from the 90s. Couldnt they have sent it in a txt to someone? Fuck lighten up
oh this is fucked up and hilarious.
Keep it classy northern Colorado
stolen from a comment on a text about someone walking out of a store with 2 six packs of odouls
If my cousin was hot I'd fuck her...
Wait, whats wrong with going down on your cousin?
if she lets u, go for it.
OP you are my hero
i'm not quite sure i like this reference