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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 8:50pm

    this is by far my favorite

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 09 at 8:49pm

    oh wow. EPIC. and so true

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:05am

    of course its a 970 number...of course :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 24, 09 at 6:28pm

    truer words have never been spoken. Unless the cousin is really REALLY hot.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 25, 09 at 10:01am

    And either way, what's the point? Nothing will come of it!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 4:06am

    this is also from a comedy stand up act from the 90s...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:47pm

    Wait, whats wrong with going down on your cousin?

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    Submitted by goefurself on Jul 24, 10 at 2:26am

    I don't see a problem even if it is from the 90s. Couldnt they have sent it in a txt to someone? Fuck lighten up

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:12pm

    This is not a real text and not what this site is about. And it's a lame joke from the 90's. Whoever posted this quit being a douche and degrading this hilarious site with stupid shit

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    Submitted by siren22 on Nov 23, 10 at 9:03pm

    Awesome.

  • 84 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:46pm

    Bahahahaha hilarious.

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    Submitted by planbsk8erb on Aug 31, 10 at 12:54am

    stolen from a comment on a text about someone walking out of a store with 2 six packs of odouls

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 25, 10 at 11:33pm

    Keep it classy northern Colorado

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:53pm

    If my cousin was hot I'd fuck her...

  • 88 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:41pm

    oh this is fucked up and hilarious.

  • 85 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 1:40pm

    4:47-EVERYTHING. OP you are my hero

  • 81 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:51am

    if she lets u, go for it.

  • 67 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:12pm

    i'm not quite sure i like this reference