Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
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this is by far my favorite
oh wow. EPIC. and so true
of course its a 970 number...of course :)
And either way, what's the point? Nothing will come of it!
truer words have never been spoken. Unless the cousin is really REALLY hot.
this is also from a comedy stand up act from the 90s...
This is not a real text and not what this site is about. And it's a lame joke from the 90's. Whoever posted this quit being a douche and degrading this hilarious site with stupid shit
oh this is fucked up and hilarious.
I don't see a problem even if it is from the 90s. Couldnt they have sent it in a txt to someone? Fuck lighten up
Keep it classy northern Colorado
If my cousin was hot I'd fuck her...
stolen from a comment on a text about someone walking out of a store with 2 six packs of odouls
Wait, whats wrong with going down on your cousin?
if she lets u, go for it.
OP you are my hero
i'm not quite sure i like this reference