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  • 82 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:38pm

    Jeff go shove a lead pipe up your ass and then squirt acid in it

  • 88 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:50pm

    So can you 7:46. it's a general side effect of being alive. Phrase your bigotry better you piece of shit.

  • 72 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:00pm

    5:18 is that a reference to the movie Little Nicky?

  • 70 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:52pm

    Oh men in black I get it!.... STFU JEFF! - Deniz

  • 69 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:22am

    Who the hell is joker? He's getting hella annoying

  • 72 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:20pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because that couldn't really happen! Men in Black was just a pretend movie, he must have really blacked out! -Jeff

  • 73 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:46pm

    Best. Excuse/Reason. Ever.

  • 75 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:29pm

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 68 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:46am

    @1:01 a real movie would be a documentary, you know non-fiction. -Jeff

  • 74 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:01am

    Jeff, what's a real movie ?

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:29pm

    funniest text in a while, shove it up your ass 5:13

  • 73 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:56pm

    God I love this site. Clever texts + Halloween = win all around

  • 70 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:01pm

    Haha this is pretty funny

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:24am

    This is awesome. The best tfln. I will say that one to my girlfriend next time I black out.

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:40am

    Ha ha love it I'm gonna make a shirt

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:30pm

    I legit just laughed out loud... omg <3 living in Nassau County OP i hope I know you...

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:19am

    You wanna know how I got these cigars? -The Penguin

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:07am

    Dd you happen to see them at little neck train station????? If so that was me!!!!!!!!

  • 65 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:27pm

    Just sent that to everyone i know. coolest meem ever!

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:46pm

    Nlggers can fucking die

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:08pm

    Well, I don't about everyone else on here but I think this is funny.