We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
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What's the wag rate when the dogs aren't stoned?
And what constitutes a "wag?" Is it the full motion of the tail coming back to the initial position, or is it just the movement of the tail in general?
Totaly unnecessary to add "Stoned." to the end of this. Pretty sure that was implied when you said you'd calculated how many times the dog wags it's tail in an hour. :)
Hotbox with your dog in the room, then count the wags again. It's hilarious -- just make sure you have enough kibble for when the little guy gets the munchies.
now get the peanut butter for you prime member...