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  • 93 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:01am

    His previous life was ended by Ozzy Osbourne biting his head off.

  • 89 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:58am

    There's an obvious Batman joke here, but I'm too tired to make it.

  • 84 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:17pm

    hahahahaha yesssssss

  • 85 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:54am

    I want a potbellied pig.

  • 88 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:05am

    I was a bat in my previous life. We had some little batlings and a bat house in the woods. Don't you remember?

  • 84 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:54am

    Ever notice how all kindergardens smell like graham crackers and crayon nubs?

  • 86 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:15am

    Why do retards smell like warm peanut butter? Ick...

  • 80 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 2:11pm

    haha I actually think this is funny.

  • 77 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:05pm

    LMFAOOoooo that's really funny

  • 76 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:51am

    Can you help me find my wife? -Mankrik

  • 51 53
    Submitted by jltc on Apr 29, 11 at 11:34am

    Texts like this are what this website is for.

  • 38 32
    Submitted by crazyredhead88 on May 5, 12 at 2:15pm

    I love it!