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  • 57 43
    Submitted by brookemontgomery on Dec 26, 10 at 3:28pm
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    Santas helper is drunk texting santa right now. Thats what this is.

  • 53 36
    Submitted by GABAleta on Dec 26, 10 at 7:01pm
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    Some might say the latter is the better option...

    • 34 50
      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 27, 10 at 7:18pm
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      more filling and less filling at the same time

  • 42 32
    Submitted by ultrasex2010 on Dec 27, 10 at 2:52am
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    I would really like the penis instead. ahaha.

  • 45 40
    Submitted by niceman on Dec 29, 10 at 4:45pm
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    Wow, can you PLEASE give lessons to my girlfriend?

  • 43 37
    Submitted by Tweaker375 on Dec 26, 10 at 9:15am
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    Someone is all banged up on eggnog lol

  • 36 31
    Submitted by bunbun11 on Dec 27, 10 at 2:17pm
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    Penis: far better option

  • 38 36
    Submitted by said8ED on Dec 27, 10 at 3:10am
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    How about a cookie-shaped penis? Okay. Not so good

  • 35 43
    Submitted by gratrow96 on Dec 26, 10 at 12:18pm
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    Haha

  • 37 49
    Submitted by TheMoreYouKnow on Dec 27, 10 at 12:39am
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    I'd take the penis over the cookie.

  • 29 43
    Submitted by LoveDumpster on Dec 26, 10 at 2:00pm
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    How 'bout a penis-shaped cookie? Like Rainbow-Fucking-Randolph?

  • 27 42
    Submitted by waterdrops on Dec 26, 10 at 2:53pm
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    Christmas Sausage!

  • 10 15
    Submitted by yewinnhard on May 22, 12 at 2:16am
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    Penis= healthier for you.