and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
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Some might say the latter is the better option...
more filling and less filling at the same time
Santas helper is drunk texting santa right now. Thats what this is.
Penis: far better option
Wow, can you PLEASE give lessons to my girlfriend?
How about a cookie-shaped penis? Okay. Not so good
I would really like the penis instead. ahaha.
Someone is all banged up on eggnog lol
I'd take the penis over the cookie.
How 'bout a penis-shaped cookie? Like Rainbow-Fucking-Randolph?
Penis= healthier for you.