No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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Dude, Bill (the lead singer) is flat chested with no curves and 6' 1... And his name is BILL. How did you not know for 4 months?? LOL
The lead singer makes a very pretty girl. If you would like to know what he looks like as a boy, his IDENTICAL twin brother is also in the band.
hahahaha that's funny. sorrryy kid
6'1...flat chested with no curves...have you ever seen a supermodel??
HAHAHA that's what I thought too at first. But my god he's def prettier than me, that's so annoying.
He *is* pretty feminine looking... And he would make a very pretty girl... xD
Bill is a hottie! If u didn't know he was a guy, ur retarded because he doesn't have boobs.
Bill Kaulitz: Hotter than your girlfriend.
How could you not know Bill Kaulitz is a guy? I mean he's identical twins with one of the other bandmates.
Plus he's uber hot. =)
He makes a pretty girl. People insulting him, calm down. He probably didn't mean a real crush he probably just meant when he saw a miscellaneus picture of him he was like dang she's hot! Not like obbsessive.
He is a single guy with bucket loads of talent.
Shit I thought he was a girl until now, just looked him up... Guess not! Jesus Christ.
I was wearing a shirt with bill's face on it and some guy walks up to me, points at my shirt and says is that you? I am a girl
i have a feeling this is an often occurrence.
he makes a pretty hot girl.
Maybe he just couldn't focus too much on their looks due to the assault on his ears that is their music. My god, ew.
I pictur this dude doing the ace Ventura with visine
lmfao werdd. its ridiculouss
and its okay it took me a while to get that he was a dude. but its called google my dear.
either way guy or girl, he`s hott ;]
You're not your. Use proper grammar when you insult someone.
Sorry, but hearing things like this gets really old...I can't even see how he could look like a girl anymore. And if it was a serious crush, wouldn't the kid take into mind that the singer's name is BILL?
*shrug* just sayin'.
i want to fuck that dude's brother.
I thought he was a chick too, but then it was like "no chick is going to fuck her hair up like that." Like he looks like Sonic the hedgehog. wtf.
if you think bill is hot and you're a girl, you might want to start dating chicks. i'm sorry. he's the girliest looking guy that i have ever seen. he'd be hot if he were a chick, but he's not.
I'm a little curious why everyone is so hostile to each other. And why would someone call someone who is ANONYMOUS ugly? It doesn't make sense.
This is obviously not a real text, anyone would know BILL Kaulitz is a guy, especially if you've had a "crush" on him for 4 months.
This isn't even a funny fake text! : /
btw WtHC Tour will be AHH-MAZING!
Lola la la la la looolaa
I love tokio hotel, how do u not notice the singer is a guy... U have problems
s'okay dood, i kno loadsa people who jerk off to him...
hes hawt with a penis or a vagina.
hopefully both, that would be beneficial...
you must be into some freaky chicks then
Tom is so fucking hot..mmmm
this made my day. has anyone seen the poster where it is a picture of tom and bill and underneath their picture it says: YOU FAILED AS PARENTS WHEN.... one son thinks he is black and the other thinks he is a girl. :D
She's hot and you can't convince me she's a he
bill kaulitz is so hott
how could you not?
are you cute? do you have a big dick? if you are too insecure to be with a dude, I could put on a dress and wig and pretend to be a girl while you do me!
hahaha, wow. but he is a pretty dude...
She is kind of hot.
Damn, he's a hottie!
all i thought of was family guy when quagmire said he was in love with taylor hanson...only to find out he was a guy.
Don't worry. It's an easy mistake to make
bill is fucking hot!! how can you not tell it's a guy? he deff doesn't look like a girl...unless this makes all us girls that think he's hot lesbo or something?!
--I'm straight. Bill is a hot guy. The earth is round. Just a bunch of facts.
I thougt he was a chick for a while there too
Wow I like how everyone is getting offended over Bill being called a girl. He's the prettiest guy I know. How fucking sad is it when a dude can pull of being a girl better than you can sometimes.
Haha dude Im a chick and I knew he was a guy but my mom thought it was me when I showed her a pic of him xD
He's also a total asshole. I met him at a club in hamburg. Such a jerk.
Ok, he looks NOTHING like a girl. "OMG, he has long hair, and wears makeup so that must make him a girl!!" Pfffttt, that ridiculous. Guys, just because someone has long hair and wears makeup, doesnt mean they are a girl. Look at Tom Kaulitz, he is Bill's identical twin and hes CLEARLY a guy. If Bill had short hair and didnt wear makeup, he would look EXACTLY like Tom, so stop calling him a girl.
Charles Rutherford thought Tokio hotel was an Asian massage parlor!
Okay, four minutes, maybe, but not four months. I googled the band before I actually listened to their music and I couldn't tell if he was male or female, but after that? BILL Kaulitz. How in fuck's name would you go for four months with a crush on him without ever listening to the band's music or knowing what his NAME was?
Sorry bro. If it makes you feel any better my gf cheated on me with the naked cowboy...
billl kaulitzzzzzz <3 dont worry i'm a girl and i loveeee him but everyone thinks hes a girlll haha
I'm so sad people are starting to know Tokio Hotel more, I can't pull that jokes on my guy friends anymore >.> I never thought he was a girl, the eyebrows gave him away lmao.
He's stunning no matter what, though.
For those who claim no boobs = man...obviously you have never known any a-cup women. They may as well be 12 year old boys.
wow that sucks but even if that was a girl she would be a little scary
4:53 you are obviously in denail. you can like a band. and their music. they can be your fave scene band of all time. but dont pretend that he doesnt look like a chick. he even stands like a girl!!! i thought he was a girl the first time i saw him also. just admit it.
Sucks to be you, everyone else has known that he was a guy since '05.
Tokio Hotel? More like Japanese Motel
- Ken -
This is officially the joke that never ends....
his twin brother is HOT.
5:03 umm no actually im not in denial. i understand that alot of ppl think hes a girl, but to me he looks NOTHING like a girl, and im not just saying that because i love him, or Tokio Hotel is my favorite band, or because im a major fan girl. I honestly dont understand why people think he looks like a girl. The first time i saw him on tv,i went "wow hes hot" unlike most people who say "that chick is hot" .. sure, he has some feminine features, but that doesnt make him look like a girl.
never gets old, getting kind of boring if you ask me.
When are you lame fuckers gonna get a life and stop putting FIRST? Do you mom and dad know your online???
How did you not know?
If you'd watched the music videos, you'd hear the voice was clearly more masculine. If you'd looked up pictures, you'd have found out his name and realized he's a boy.
I understand if you saw one picture with no description, thinking "girl." But if you had a crush...
jesus christ, are you people blind? other than the makeup, there is NOTHING feminine about his face.
lol Funny... I thought that his twin brother, Tom was a chick xD Then again, the picture I saw of them was in 2005, sooo... But now I just see them as very beautiful people. The most beautiful and perfect people I've ever seen O_o And no, those models in magazines aren't pretty. They're airbrushed.
Honestly I am a girl and when I first saw Bill I thought he was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. Yet I'm bi so in my thought he was perfect. First time I saw him was the beginning of Ready Set Go but after that I knew it was a guy which made it better xD
i'm a girl and i definitely thought davey havok was a girl the first time i saw him...and no that did not stop me from having fantasies about her (him).
One: Tokio Hotel sucks
Two: Bill Kaulitz DOES look like a chick and his face is DEFINITELY feminine.
dude, I'm sorry; I guess we all should ask before we insult you, but how serious a crush was this??
10:28... A pile of shit is prettier than you
Hey, I've been there before.
Lmao haha bill does kinda look lke a girl but he's 100% a guy
November 7, 2009 10:50AM- I doubt that!. ¬_¬
November 7, 2009 11:06AM - rude much? GTFO
cut him some slack he probably didn't know, but seriously how can you have a crush on someone and not even notice that he's name is BILL KAULITZ!!? which happens to be a guy's name?. I mean everytime I end up having some sort of celebrity crush. I always looked up the person's name so it's impossible for you not to realize it was a guy? wow!. This is one of these moments that would be FYL.
the lead singer of tokio hotel is a guy? that is sad.
That guy is the Taylor Hanson of the 2000s.
they both look like girls
This is my favourite TFLN of all time.
hahahaha. mmm he's sexy. I've heard he's really full of himself though.
He's a hot girl ish dude (:
BILL AND TOM KAULITZ ARE SO FUCKING HOTTTT i was 2 feet away from them a few months ago and bill is skinny and pretty and tom is just gorgeous
LOL! r u kidding me? xDD
Thought he was a girl the first 3 seconds I saw him, but ya hear his voice, see no boobs ..........ya gotta know it's a dude. Besides, my friend said he's dating his makeup artist and she left her husband for him. Have to wonder what the husband looked like
I lived in Berlin when I was in 3rd grade, and back then he actually looked like a guy. And he was kind of cute; I had a poster of him next to my bed. Now he just disgusts me...
Step out of the closet dude!
I love Bill Kaulitz. I'm a girl. I know he's a guy.
I'm sorry, but if you had a crush on Bill for four months, how could you go that long and not know he was a guy.
I mean four months is a long time, you had to have googled him, and last time I checked Bill wasn't a girls name, and he has an identical twin brother.
I'm just oblivious to how you could have not known.
Unless your "four month" long crush wasn't really a "crush" but more like "hey that person is attractive, cool." And just ended at that.
I looove youuu! this seriously made my daaay
<3 I'm also madly in love with Bill [: Join the
Club ! hahahahaha(:
He's so hot and I didnt know, nor did i care if he was a guy or a girl wen i first saw him cuz I'm bi haha xD
Don't you think he would be an ugly girl?? I know it's fun to point out how girly he is but really?
Oh and yes he does look like sonic lmao
Accept it your the gayest!