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  • Dude, Bill (the lead singer) is flat chested with no curves and 6' 1... And his name is BILL. How did you not know for 4 months?? LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 2:36pm
  • The lead singer makes a very pretty girl. If you would like to know what he looks like as a boy, his IDENTICAL twin brother is also in the band.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 3:53pm
  • hahahaha that's funny. sorrryy kid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:30am
  • Bill is a hottie! If u didn't know he was a guy, ur retarded because he doesn't have boobs. Dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 1:23pm
  • HAHAHA that's what I thought too at first. But my god he's def prettier than me, that's so annoying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:28am
  • 2:36... 6'1...flat chested with no curves...have you ever seen a supermodel??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:54pm
  • How could you not know Bill Kaulitz is a guy? I mean he's identical twins with one of the other bandmates. Plus he's uber hot. =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:50pm
  • Bill Kaulitz: Hotter than your girlfriend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:50am
  • He *is* pretty feminine looking... And he would make a very pretty girl... xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 3:52pm
  • He is a single guy with bucket loads of talent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 4:05am
  • He makes a pretty girl. People insulting him, calm down. He probably didn't mean a real crush he probably just meant when he saw a miscellaneus picture of him he was like dang she's hot! Not like obbsessive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:21pm
  • Shit I thought he was a girl until now, just looked him up... Guess not! Jesus Christ.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:47pm
  • I was wearing a shirt with bill's face on it and some guy walks up to me, points at my shirt and says is that you? I am a girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 1:40pm
  • Maybe he just couldn't focus too much on their looks due to the assault on his ears that is their music. My god, ew.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:37am
  • @4:08 lmfao werdd. its ridiculouss and its okay it took me a while to get that he was a dude. but its called google my dear. either way guy or girl, he`s hott ;]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 4:17pm
  • i have a feeling this is an often occurrence. he makes a pretty hot girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:45pm
  • @11:09 You're not your. Use proper grammar when you insult someone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:36am
  • I pictur this dude doing the ace Ventura with visine

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:41am
  • i want to fuck that dude's brother.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 6:20pm
  • Sorry, but hearing things like this gets really old...I can't even see how he could look like a girl anymore. And if it was a serious crush, wouldn't the kid take into mind that the singer's name is BILL? *shrug* just sayin'.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 2:33pm
  • I thought he was a chick too, but then it was like "no chick is going to fuck her hair up like that." Like he looks like Sonic the hedgehog. wtf.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:04am
  • if you think bill is hot and you're a girl, you might want to start dating chicks. i'm sorry. he's the girliest looking guy that i have ever seen. he'd be hot if he were a chick, but he's not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:42pm
  • I'm a little curious why everyone is so hostile to each other. And why would someone call someone who is ANONYMOUS ugly? It doesn't make sense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 4:08pm
  • This is obviously not a real text, anyone would know BILL Kaulitz is a guy, especially if you've had a "crush" on him for 4 months. This isn't even a funny fake text! : / btw WtHC Tour will be AHH-MAZING!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 5:37pm
  • Lola la la la la looolaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:20am
  • Tom is so fucking hot..mmmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:10pm
  • s'okay dood, i kno loadsa people who jerk off to him... hes hawt with a penis or a vagina. hopefully both, that would be beneficial...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 1:56pm
  • this made my day. has anyone seen the poster where it is a picture of tom and bill and underneath their picture it says: YOU FAILED AS PARENTS WHEN.... one son thinks he is black and the other thinks he is a girl. :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:35am
  • I love tokio hotel, how do u not notice the singer is a guy... U have problems

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:48pm
  • you must be into some freaky chicks then

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:09pm
  • She's hot and you can't convince me she's a he

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:17am
  • bill kaulitz is so hott how could you not?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 4:05pm
  • hahaha, wow. but he is a pretty dude...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:34pm
  • are you cute? do you have a big dick? if you are too insecure to be with a dude, I could put on a dress and wig and pretend to be a girl while you do me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:36am
  • She is kind of hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:08am
  • Don't worry. It's an easy mistake to make

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:19am
  • all i thought of was family guy when quagmire said he was in love with taylor hanson...only to find out he was a guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:46am
  • Damn, he's a hottie!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:45am
  • bill is fucking hot!! how can you not tell it's a guy? he deff doesn't look like a girl...unless this makes all us girls that think he's hot lesbo or something?! --I'm straight. Bill is a hot guy. The earth is round. Just a bunch of facts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:10pm
  • I thougt he was a chick for a while there too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:16pm
  • Wow I like how everyone is getting offended over Bill being called a girl. He's the prettiest guy I know. How fucking sad is it when a dude can pull of being a girl better than you can sometimes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:39pm
  • Okay, four minutes, maybe, but not four months. I googled the band before I actually listened to their music and I couldn't tell if he was male or female, but after that? BILL Kaulitz. How in fuck's name would you go for four months with a crush on him without ever listening to the band's music or knowing what his NAME was?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:38pm
  • Haha dude Im a chick and I knew he was a guy but my mom thought it was me when I showed her a pic of him xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:05pm
  • Charles Rutherford thought Tokio hotel was an Asian massage parlor!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 1:51pm
  • I'm so sad people are starting to know Tokio Hotel more, I can't pull that jokes on my guy friends anymore >.> I never thought he was a girl, the eyebrows gave him away lmao. He's stunning no matter what, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:15pm
  • Ok, he looks NOTHING like a girl. "OMG, he has long hair, and wears makeup so that must make him a girl!!" Pfffttt, that ridiculous. Guys, just because someone has long hair and wears makeup, doesnt mean they are a girl. Look at Tom Kaulitz, he is Bill's identical twin and hes CLEARLY a guy. If Bill had short hair and didnt wear makeup, he would look EXACTLY like Tom, so stop calling him a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 4:53pm
  • He's also a total asshole. I met him at a club in hamburg. Such a jerk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:50am
  • Sorry bro. If it makes you feel any better my gf cheated on me with the naked cowboy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:15am
  • billl kaulitzzzzzz <3 dont worry i'm a girl and i loveeee him but everyone thinks hes a girlll haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:22pm
  • wow that sucks but even if that was a girl she would be a little scary

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:18am
  • For those who claim no boobs = man...obviously you have never known any a-cup women. They may as well be 12 year old boys.

    Submitted by KadenCale on May 12, 10 at 1:24pm
  • never gets old, getting kind of boring if you ask me.

    Submitted by JeSuisAnonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 10:40pm
  • 4:53 you are obviously in denail. you can like a band. and their music. they can be your fave scene band of all time. but dont pretend that he doesnt look like a chick. he even stands like a girl!!! i thought he was a girl the first time i saw him also. just admit it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 5:03pm
  • Sucks to be you, everyone else has known that he was a guy since '05.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 2:09pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fail

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 5:29pm
  • his twin brother is HOT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:59pm
  • 5:03 umm no actually im not in denial. i understand that alot of ppl think hes a girl, but to me he looks NOTHING like a girl, and im not just saying that because i love him, or Tokio Hotel is my favorite band, or because im a major fan girl. I honestly dont understand why people think he looks like a girl. The first time i saw him on tv,i went "wow hes hot" unlike most people who say "that chick is hot" .. sure, he has some feminine features, but that doesnt make him look like a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:04pm
  • This is officially the joke that never ends....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 3:51pm
  • Tokio Hotel? More like Japanese Motel - Ken -

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:18am
  • When are you lame fuckers gonna get a life and stop putting FIRST? Do you mom and dad know your online???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:17pm
  • How did you not know? If you'd watched the music videos, you'd hear the voice was clearly more masculine. If you'd looked up pictures, you'd have found out his name and realized he's a boy. I understand if you saw one picture with no description, thinking "girl." But if you had a crush...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:32am
  • lol Funny... I thought that his twin brother, Tom was a chick xD Then again, the picture I saw of them was in 2005, sooo... But now I just see them as very beautiful people. The most beautiful and perfect people I've ever seen O_o And no, those models in magazines aren't pretty. They're airbrushed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:32pm
  • jesus christ, are you people blind? other than the makeup, there is NOTHING feminine about his face.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:32pm
  • tokiohotel blows

    Submitted by heavyweight420 on Mar 14, 10 at 11:57pm
  • One: Tokio Hotel sucks Two: Bill Kaulitz DOES look like a chick and his face is DEFINITELY feminine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:23am
  • Hey, I've been there before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:43pm
  • Honestly I am a girl and when I first saw Bill I thought he was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. Yet I'm bi so in my thought he was perfect. First time I saw him was the beginning of Ready Set Go but after that I knew it was a guy which made it better xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 4:37pm
  • i'm a girl and i definitely thought davey havok was a girl the first time i saw him...and no that did not stop me from having fantasies about her (him).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:52pm
  • dude, I'm sorry; I guess we all should ask before we insult you, but how serious a crush was this??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:49am
  • 10:28... A pile of shit is prettier than you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:06am
  • Lmao haha bill does kinda look lke a girl but he's 100% a guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 11:00pm
  • the lead singer of tokio hotel is a guy? that is sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:16am
  • November 7, 2009 10:50AM- I doubt that!. ¬_¬ November 7, 2009 11:06AM - rude much? GTFO cut him some slack he probably didn't know, but seriously how can you have a crush on someone and not even notice that he's name is BILL KAULITZ!!? which happens to be a guy's name?. I mean everytime I end up having some sort of celebrity crush. I always looked up the person's name so it's impossible for you not to realize it was a guy? wow!. This is one of these moments that would be FYL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 4:05pm
  • they both look like girls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:38pm
  • That guy is the Taylor Hanson of the 2000s.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:42pm
  • hahahaha. mmm he's sexy. I've heard he's really full of himself though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 4:22pm
  • He's a hot girl ish dude (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:43pm
  • This is my favourite TFLN of all time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 3:03pm
  • BILL AND TOM KAULITZ ARE SO FUCKING HOTTTT i was 2 feet away from them a few months ago and bill is skinny and pretty and tom is just gorgeous

    Submitted by umhi on Feb 26, 10 at 4:24pm
  • Ha!!

    Submitted by jom133 on Nov 3, 10 at 10:23am
  • Thought he was a girl the first 3 seconds I saw him, but ya hear his voice, see no boobs ..........ya gotta know it's a dude. Besides, my friend said he's dating his makeup artist and she left her husband for him. Have to wonder what the husband looked like

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:37pm
  • OMFG!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LOL! r u kidding me? xDD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 12:27am
  • Step out of the closet dude! - Fishbulb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 2:28pm
  • I lived in Berlin when I was in 3rd grade, and back then he actually looked like a guy. And he was kind of cute; I had a poster of him next to my bed. Now he just disgusts me...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 2:06pm
  • I love Bill Kaulitz. I'm a girl. I know he's a guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:48am
  • I looove youuu! this seriously made my daaay <3 I'm also madly in love with Bill [: Join the Club ! hahahahaha(:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 9:06pm
  • I'm sorry, but if you had a crush on Bill for four months, how could you go that long and not know he was a guy. I mean four months is a long time, you had to have googled him, and last time I checked Bill wasn't a girls name, and he has an identical twin brother. I'm just oblivious to how you could have not known. Unless your "four month" long crush wasn't really a "crush" but more like "hey that person is attractive, cool." And just ended at that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:32am
  • He's so hot and I didnt know, nor did i care if he was a guy or a girl wen i first saw him cuz I'm bi haha xD

    Submitted by arrancarstar on Oct 8, 10 at 6:28pm
  • Accept it your the gayest!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:09am
  • Don't you think he would be an ugly girl?? I know it's fun to point out how girly he is but really? Oh and yes he does look like sonic lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:07am