I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
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salad is for sure the worst thing to puke up. this same thing has happened to me
hahah ahh i laughed for a while on this one
once my friend made me eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich before taking shots of stoli because i hadn't eaten anything that day
the worst thing to throw up is stomach acid...after you've thrown up everything else
LOL! That was freaking funny. Sounds like something I would say
peanuts are the worst thing to throw up. the sharp peanut shards cut up your throat and get stuck and you start choking and it just sucks. also, goldfish crackers are pretty unpleasant. and orange. ew.
Peanut Butter is by far the worst thing to spew
4:55 I think I love you. Hilarious response to 4:52...
This is my second most favorite textfromlastnight Ever, second only to the guy who was tripped out on ambien.
duuuuude please tell me who you are.
im from hampton.
btw this is epic
HAHHAHAHAHAHA LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD
just cracked the fuck up
There's a dude fucking you in the ass??!!??
ahhhh Virginia.............i peed a lil when i read this
Hahahahahahahaha. I love this one.
HAHA. Something that I would say.
Salad is definitely one of the worst things to throw up. Although I recently threw up tuna salad and crackers for the first (and hopefully last) time. By far my worst puke ever.
I say spaghetti !! shoots out your mafackin nose
LOL I've had to say that to people for sure... "I don't want you to be worried. You ate salad." Right there next to, "no you're not puking up blood, that's Jello."
hahaa ! i love this. .. except i have to disagree that salad is the worst to throw up... poutine STILL gives me nightmares.. the chunky kind you get from harvey's.. ugggh!
that is so fucking funny
Oh yeah. This has happened to me. Not fun. Especially salad paired with yoohoo.
wow i feel like i am in the mens room at a truck stop
as i told you on facebook. im in love with you for this!!! EPIC. you are epic my dear!
In soviet Russia, leaves throw up you!
but whatever happened to chewing?
this totally sounds like something i would sayyy
what's with all these weird posts like 3:11
oh god laughed so hard i cried. and i'm still laughing. that's just so fucking funny!
mafackin!?!! hahahahaha holy shit thats funny
HAHAHAH omg the best I've read by far
that is virginia for youu, i'm going to have to say vabreezy though. haha and the worst to puke up is jalapenos. omg. ughhhhh i can still taste..bleeeghhhhh...k i'mma stop.
I bet this b%^&* goes to Regents! Moron!
I guess she was puking Tobacco leaves
I want to be friends with this person.
she was my roommate! she's hilarious ALWAYS.
My friend did this at a party once and it clogged my sink for days. Worst moment of my life. But bad ass party.
this is the funniest thing ive read!! haha great job
ha ha ha ha this is awesome
Um, no, that is not what "tossing salad" means. Though knowing what it means might result in the same set of circumstances as the OP.
Throwing up ecstasy rocks though LOL. On second thought, probably more like the 5 hours AFTER throwing up ecstasy rocks.
haha this is amazing i laughed so much
friends dont let friends...eat leaves.
SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT NIGHT
lol this was soooooooooo hilarious!! there goes the good ol 7 cities for you!!
this is my favorite one to date... I'm sitting by my self laughing so hard I have tears running down my face.... as for bad things to puke....
redbull (tastes EXACTLY the same)
anything with jalepenos
I am going to take a shot and say Norfolk...probably someone from ODU
Only in Virginia Beach would someone be that retarded... Or drunk.
This is great! PRICELESS
i know this person its my friend in Richmond he ate spinach
actually it's not.
hahaha this has happened to me as well. my friend was like "looks like someone ate salad for dinner..." not a fun night haha
I actually cried I laughed so hard when I read this.. HAHAA
This is the funniest thing ever. KUDOS.
this whore here needs to be boned, renee: 17085675718
ive barfed salad before. its nasty
I don't think I chew well enough. Last time I puked, it was spaghetti and it looked like rice.
olo (only laugh once :p)
3:15 IM NOT WIRD YOUR THE WEIRD ONE I HATE YOU DIE!!!!11
hahahha couldn't stop laughing at this one
the best text i've read in a while. I literally laughed out loud
hampton roads <3
lol, I love you.
Hmm ok def. not something I should admit but I thought I was shitting blood for a couple of days, but it turns out that my mixer of kool-aid in high enough quantity can do that to you (I know, classy right?)... I almost went to the hospital. I would have been even more horrified if I had.
OMG! I def did that one night! but damn it was a top night...well up till that point!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH I just pooped my pants laughing.
chili dogs are bad. looks the same, tastes totally different.
Only if you are serving leaves LOL.
If anyone I knew was that drunk, I might actually let them go ahead and eat the leaves
ive definatly done this..
salad for dinner. then work at 5am. quickly followed by puking up my "leaves".. wondering when the hell i ate leaves? took about an hour to figure it out lol.
this post gave me a HUGE belly laugh! thank you!!!
This is THE BEST POST EVER on this site. I have laughed for the last 45 minutes. I think I broke a rib.
So this is what "tossing your salad" means. I was wondering.
Mexican food. Worst thing ever!!! And anything with chili. Ick.
But thi post is my fav on the whole site
3:23 what are you saying? You make no sense
2:59, are you asking me out on a date?
omfg lmao hahahahahahaha!
ok 1st off, call me. 2nd, i think i love you <3
haha....reminds me of the time when my friend thought she was puking blood in the toilet, but afterwards realized she drank red mt.dew earlier
You deffinately just made my day <3
This is funnt
Cheese pizza. It looks and tastes exactly the same. Anything with noodles is a close 2nd.
OMG that's effing hilarious
NorVa!!!!!!!!!!! ODU football!