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  • Do you ever wonder what animals might be delicious that we're not culturally exposed to? Think of all the different birds we eat - the ones that don't really fly (obviously turkey, chicken, and whatnot) have the best taste. Maybe penguin is delicious! And we'll never know!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:08pm
  • I literally lol'd. Holy shit. It's been forever since I read a tfln that was actually funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:57pm
  • Lol 2:54 Animal crackers own "Hess"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:15pm
  • I don't think human tastes good. Not enough fatty meat - just tense muscle and fatty deposits.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:31pm
  • I lmaoed at this one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:41pm
  • now I'm wondering, maybe humans are delicious...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:17pm
  • this one is hilarious. so random, i love it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:50pm
  • Haha omg FIRST TIME for a long time I've lold from a txt on this site xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:29am
  • thats what I was gonna say, does 77 even exist?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:36pm
  • Lock that shit down!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:18pm
  • HAHAHA!! Good one :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 6:21am
  • this girl is awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:32pm
  • animal crackers make us think every animal tastes the same. what does a Lion taste like? A Giraffe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:54pm
  • I think I met my dream girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:05pm
  • @7:02 I think you're right, they just skipped the 44 bit and went straight to the phone number. Idiots. Still, I laughed mightily.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:08am
  • I don't know how Lions taste, but they have good taste. Zebra is better than any steak I've ever had and Texans know good steak.

    Submitted by Wylestaul on Jun 9, 11 at 11:18am
  • Now I'm really curious about lion and penguin... why are we eating eel and frog when we could try something adventurous?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 2:14am
  • i think the it's meant to be 077, like mobiles in the uk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 7:02am
  • Well the answers are Kenya Masai Mara, as for how lion taste like check out The Carnivore Bar and Restaurant in Nairobi

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:41pm
  • one of the rare TFLNs that made me laugh out loud

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:59pm
  • too bad +77 doesnt belong to any country.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 4:23pm
  • She just wanted to know what African pussy tastes like

    Submitted by haha_wait_wat on Mar 30, 11 at 9:45pm