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  • Submitted by klangford on Sep 21, 10 at 11:23am

    Yeah...because right now the inside of the box says, "looks like a lonely week ahead for you."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 10 at 11:04am

    Correction: "You're" not a mother!

  • Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 21, 10 at 1:07pm

    That's the meaning of having a "happy period" right there....

  • Submitted by wombatt on Sep 21, 10 at 1:13pm

    Are you buying them from the Illiterate Tampon Company?

  • Submitted by OMuffintopssG on Sep 21, 10 at 2:14pm

    A lot of mothers get their periods too

  • Submitted by Sumphantasmo on Sep 21, 10 at 12:16pm

    You're.. sigh

  • Submitted by Michguy on Sep 21, 10 at 12:38pm

    Or maybe: "see, birth control and common sense do work!"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 10 at 5:12pm

    U know what sux about tampons? U can never have a no-strings-attached relationship

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    Submitted by Young_Quake09 on Sep 22, 10 at 6:48am

    Congratulations youve just won a free ipod nano

  • Submitted by grec123 on Sep 21, 10 at 3:27pm

    I love how of all places, people choose this website to worry about grammatical errors :)\n\nAnd this text made me laugh.

  • Submitted by ViolentViolet on Sep 21, 10 at 3:02pm


  • Submitted by Picturerazzi on Sep 22, 10 at 2:21am

    True. Lol but spotting can be a sign of pregnancy so you should really buy some tests whenever you're on your period if you are worried so often!

    • Submitted by k_girl08 on Sep 24, 10 at 1:05am

      quite true. spotting is possible to happen, but people always mistake it for "i got my period during my pregnancy." which is completely impossible x3 still a funny as hell text

  • Submitted by tec27 on Sep 21, 10 at 1:39pm

    Woman who have their periods can still be mothers. Their just not preggers.

  • Submitted by HaileyHAVOC92 on Sep 22, 10 at 10:40am

    Klangford, that was awesomely true. And I agree, calm down grammar police. I'm usually pretty anal about it, but considering half of these were produced while intoxicated I think we can put it on hold.

  • Submitted by Studivant on Sep 25, 10 at 8:15am


  • Submitted by ManinyourBathtub on Sep 22, 10 at 12:28am

    Fucking grammar trolls sitting at their computers all day wasting their lives just so they can correct people that are in fact better than them in every way, they probably get and orgasm from it or something idk any other reason.

  • Submitted by taylorfromspace on Sep 21, 10 at 7:04pm

    I sure hope you're not a mother if you don't even know when to use 'you're' instead of 'your'.

  • Submitted by AlexAmazing on Sep 22, 10 at 8:29am


  • Submitted by nobodycares on Sep 21, 10 at 1:03pm

    That god YOU'RE not a mother.............

    • Submitted by Coley_815 on Sep 21, 10 at 4:16pm

      Thank God neither are you.

  • Submitted by kayteakat on Sep 22, 10 at 2:33pm


  • Submitted by Maynecat on Sep 22, 10 at 10:31am

    Dun u love the suction sound a used tampon makes when ur pulling it out?

  • Submitted by lolmylife on Sep 21, 10 at 10:44pm

    Ha ha ha ur soo funny.......... Jk

  • Submitted by purplepanda713 on Sep 21, 10 at 11:58pm

    Who actually cares about spelling? Its freakin txting! Not a report. Plus i think thts so freakin funnie!

  • Submitted by jrm261 on Sep 21, 10 at 9:38pm

    Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die

  • Submitted by rmbtrumpet on Sep 21, 10 at 2:45pm

    i also wish the inside of your head told u how to spell correctly. but we dont get that either now do we? :)

    • Submitted by Coley_815 on Sep 21, 10 at 4:15pm

      Your grammar sucks.

  • Submitted by haleybeth119 on Sep 23, 10 at 12:14am

    Haha wow let's be a little more anal about the grammar ...