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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:43pm

    because he can't get his cock in her pussy unless their pants are off you dumb shit

  • 99 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:20pm

    "Well, you have your cousins, then you have your first cousins.." ~Karen

  • 90 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:43pm

    or his cock in his ass......

  • 84 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:31pm

    Remember, remember the fifth of November

  • 82 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:33pm

    4:30 i'm pretty sure you just said that to get a rise out of people. That's not normal at all, sorry.

  • 67 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:17pm

    goddammit joker no one gives a shit about how you got your goddamn scars go find batman

  • 64 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:09pm

    WHAT THE HECK. its not normal to like, fuck your first cousins. thats wrong on so many levels

  • 63 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:44pm

    Why not just bang you sister? Really people? Keeping it 'in the family' is not normal.

  • 69 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:54pm

    Hey 4:48, ever think that one of the parties with their pants off texted the poster telling them of the situation and this was the response? Use your fucking head you dumb cunt

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:03pm

    Must be from southern maryland

  • 55 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:44pm

    I LOVE YOU PHILADELPHIA

  • 71 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:44pm

    i banged my hot stepmom

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:57pm

    This should be from area code 304

  • 50 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:16pm

    Because Mamas gonna give them a bath

  • 61 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:44am

    Cockmaster says fuck ur sister it better then ur cuz

  • 67 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:45pm

    I am Jack's misguided arousal.

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:43pm

    4:40 No, just no. No one "gives up" sex. Two people have sex, thats it.

  • 63 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:11pm

    509: why did you use heck, then use fuck?

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:15pm

    Don't act jealous, sis.

  • 61 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:48pm

    why the fuck would you text this. if your close enough to see that their clothes are off...just yell it at them. this site is going down hill fast...i think they have a couple of 13 yo boys deciding what gets posted

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:22pm

    It's only bad if they are first cousins.

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:25pm

    who the FUCK would text this...?

  • 41 44
    Submitted by CamillaMacaulay on Mar 6, 10 at 12:36am

    Story of my life....

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 5:03pm

    That's hilarious because I've been in that situation.

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 5:05pm

    10:45 2005 called, they want their reference to breasts back. That being said, I gave you a thumbs up.

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:44pm

    Pants* not parents :)

  • 55 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:50pm

    Incest: the game the whole family can play

  • 44 54
    Submitted by roxxiieee on Apr 25, 10 at 9:35am

    Or maybe therr playing a friendly game of stick-a-dick ina whole

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 6:19pm

    Are you sure this is a text and not telling a story??

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous122 on Feb 18, 10 at 11:16pm

    Teehee! It was prob just nonsexual and silly.Once my sister came home from college and sneaked into my room to surprise me as I was fapping to a solo abbywinters scene and I heard her go "ooh she's cute!" As she placed her hand on my cock which immediately came from the shock/fight or flight response to being caught. She laughed so hard she had to chew on her t-shirt to avoid mom and dad coming in the room to see what was going on, then she put it in her hair and said "Look I'm C

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:33am

    Hareton Earnshaw and Cathy Linton got married at the end of Wuthering Heights, and they were first cousins. Goddammit people, read a fucking book once in a while.

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:14pm

    If you can't keep it in your pants....

  • 43 54
    Submitted by RJenta on Apr 18, 10 at 7:48am

    The only reason anyone would ever stoop so low as to hook up with a family member is prolly cuz neither of them can get any from anyone else

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:55pm

    Keeping it in the family is TOTALLY normal as long as no one gets pregenant that's not natural

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:44pm

    5:24 dumbass every think maybe someone texted the other person saying I'm with so and so and our parents are off and then he sent this texts makes sense huh? Cunntttt think befre you sound stupid

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:01pm

    If you can't keep in in your genes, keep it in the family!

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 11:03pm

    Ok, you asswipes who think incest is acceptable are fucking retards. Truth be told, it's not!

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:27pm

    Dude, if you don't have a hot cousin, you don't live in the south :)

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 12:23pm

    Hey, get outta ppls business!

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:03am

    maybe they walked in... and then texted them after they left because they were interrupting.. yeah, i think that's definitely it.

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:28pm

    I am really kind of shocked at some of the responses the this text. people really fuck their cousins? People think it's ok?

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:36am

    Incest... more like WINCEST

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:19pm

    Uh yeah, genetics is an amazing thing.

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:11pm

    mean girls!!! youve got ur cousins, then ur first cousins...

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:32am

    Cockmaster says yes fuck her anyways

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:16pm

    thats really hottttt

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:24pm

    Charles Rutherford thinks they must be from Alabama where it's ok

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:11pm

    Who invited the \b\tards to tfln?

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:33pm

    620 good use of mean girls!!!

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:02pm

    I have a hot cousin. She's not my first cousin either. what's up muskingam?

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:56pm

    HAHA good one 4:45 (1).

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 6:40am

    Gotta keep it in the family, man

  • 35 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:42pm

    Pretty sure this is from an episode of That 70's Show where Eric has the hots for his cousin, she tells him she's adopted so it's okay for them to hook up then his parents bust them.

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:38pm

    WHY DOES EEVERYONE THINK ALL OF THESE ARE FAKE?!? get the fuck over it! shit happens! ppl say funny stuff sometimes! my goodness!

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:30pm

    It's supposed to be TEXTS not stupid random thoughts

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:57am

    Incest is best. If you can't keep it in your pants, at least keep it in the family.

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:46pm

    Hey 8 50 thanks for the definition fuckface.

  • 54 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:01pm

    This text is funny...in America.

  • 37 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:13pm

    This is some nasty s h I t!

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 3:03am

    Hey I've got a sexy ass second cousin who I'd totally get down with. Not like every year things don't get awkward over thanksgiving when we disappear during the football games for a while... ;-)

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:56am

    If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon

  • 56 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:42pm

    I'm married to my first cousin it's not a bad thing we fuck like bunnies :)

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:28pm

    As long as shes hot who cares

  • 50 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:45pm

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 35 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 9:49pm

    Cockmaster just went ballsdeep

  • 48 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:52am

    Pennsylvania huh.... Must be Amish!

  • 36 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 4:13am

    take it easy people... if it wasnt for incest we wouldnt have charles rutherford right? wait.. what?

  • 35 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 5:23am

    Anyone who thinks it's normal to keep it "in the family" is beyond stupid. With all the different guys/girls out there WHY would you want to mess around with a family member. It's reasons like these that Americans are idiots.

  • 47 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:40pm

    I'm assuming one of a boy and one is a girl. Their pants are off because the guy wants sex and the girl is willing to give it up. That's why god invented Plan B

  • 34 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:14pm

    Little kid thinks he's funny

  • 35 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:05am

    To 5:23 cockmaster will go balls deep inside your mom while ur sister tosses my salad suck on my American cock

  • 36 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 3:35am

    I have two words for you: Charles Rutherford!

  • 32 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:41pm

    were they in the same room when this person texted it....?

  • 31 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:17am

    To those posting that it's okay to sleep with your cousin: yes it has been done, but it not okay. You end up with people that look like Prince Charles, have the 'Hapsburg Jaw', or look like the kid from Deliverance. Family trees are called trees for a reason, people shouldn't be able to follow theirs straight up.

  • 35 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:04pm

    Hey 12 17 go away everbody knows doin family members is totally cool. The closer the better.

  • 39 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:51pm

    Was that sent to a guy in Indy by chance?

  • 43 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:19pm

    Fuck you 5:09 you ignorant fuck

  • 45 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:36pm

    Why would it matter--as long as they wear protection

  • 34 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:42pm

    Incest is delicious. ;D

  • 46 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:57pm

    4:33 you are more than wrong. It is perfectly normal here in England a lot of first cousins get married and have families. Just because you don't find it normal doesn't make it wrong. Ignorant fucker.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:21pm

    They must be in Arkansas

  • 34 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 6:36am

    im almost positive i know what this is refering to and its fucking hilarious...if im right

  • 39 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 10:45am

    I DESTROYED my 2nd cousin. She is totally hot with some big ol' titties and some real skills in the bedroom. I filled her guts with my cum too, no pulling out. Hmmm. . . .think I'll give her a call.

  • 31 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 8:27am

    hey 4:54 and 5:44(1)... why the fuck would someone take the time to text if they are with someone with their pants off? and why would you tell anyone that you were naked with a family member? why don't you cunts think before YOU post. use your head for something besides a cum dump you ingnorant fucks.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:30pm

    Yes first off who would text this? And who gives a fuck I have been with three of my cousins, and I am not from Alabama etc etc. It is perfectly legal and perfectly normal for even cousins to get married. Big deal. Get over it.

    • 40 71
      Submitted by nicespelling on Feb 23, 10 at 11:43pm

      Someone who understands that it's definitely not normal to fuck your cousins would send this. It might be legal but its not normal and it's disgusting and your kids come out fucked up.