you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
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because he can't get his cock in her pussy unless their pants are off you dumb shit
"Well, you have your cousins, then you have your first cousins.."
or his cock in his ass......
Because Mamas gonna give them a bath
Remember, remember the fifth of November
It's only bad if they are first cousins.
why the fuck would you text this. if your close enough to see that their clothes are off...just yell it at them.
this site is going down hill fast...i think they have a couple of 13 yo boys deciding what gets posted
I LOVE YOU PHILADELPHIA
4:40 No, just no. No one "gives up" sex. Two people have sex, thats it.
Why not just bang you sister? Really people? Keeping it 'in the family' is not normal.
Teehee! It was prob just nonsexual and silly.Once my sister came home from college and sneaked into my room to surprise me as I was fapping to a solo abbywinters scene and I heard her go "ooh she's cute!" As she placed her hand on my cock which immediately came from the shock/fight or flight response to being caught. She laughed so hard she had to chew on her t-shirt to avoid mom and dad coming in the room to see what was going on, then she put it in her hair and said "Look I'm C
goddammit joker no one gives a shit about how you got your goddamn scars go find batman
mean girls!!! youve got ur cousins, then ur first cousins...
WHAT THE HECK. its not normal to like, fuck your first cousins. thats wrong on so many levels
Pants* not parents :)
5:24 dumbass every think maybe someone texted the other person saying I'm with so and so and our parents are off and then he sent this texts makes sense huh? Cunntttt think befre you sound stupid
Must be from southern maryland
Why would it matter--as long as they wear protection
Or maybe therr playing a friendly game of stick-a-dick ina whole
i banged my hot stepmom
Story of my life....
This should be from area code 304
Hey 4:48, ever think that one of the parties with their pants off texted the poster telling them of the situation and this was the response? Use your fucking head you dumb cunt
Hey 8 50 thanks for the definition fuckface.
Don't act jealous, sis.
The only reason anyone would ever stoop so low as to hook up with a family member is prolly cuz neither of them can get any from anyone else
Hareton Earnshaw and Cathy Linton got married at the end of Wuthering Heights, and they were first cousins. Goddammit people, read a fucking book once in a while.
4:30 i'm pretty sure you just said that to get a rise out of people. That's not normal at all, sorry.
10:45 2005 called, they want their reference to breasts back. That being said, I gave you a thumbs up.
That's hilarious because I've been in that situation.
Dude, if you don't have a hot cousin, you don't live in the south :)
I am Jack's misguided arousal.
who the FUCK would text this...?
Little kid thinks he's funny
Charles Rutherford thinks they must be from Alabama where it's ok
Gotta keep it in the family, man
I'm assuming one of a boy and one is a girl. Their pants are off because the guy wants sex and the girl is willing to give it up. That's why god invented Plan B
were they in the same room when this person texted it....?
Ok, you asswipes who think incest is acceptable are fucking retards. Truth be told, it's not!
maybe they walked in... and then texted them after they left because they were interrupting.. yeah, i think that's definitely it.
Incest: the game the whole family can play
Keeping it in the family is TOTALLY normal as long as no one gets pregenant that's not natural
Cockmaster says yes fuck her anyways
I have a hot cousin. She's not my first cousin either. what's up muskingam?
If I had a Nickel..
509: why did you use heck, then use fuck?
take it easy people... if it wasnt for incest we wouldnt have charles rutherford right? wait.. what?
I'm married to my first cousin it's not a bad thing we fuck like bunnies :)
Incest is best. If you can't keep it in your pants, at least keep it in the family.
Pretty sure this is from an episode of That 70's Show where Eric has the hots for his cousin, she tells him she's adopted so it's okay for them to hook up then his parents bust them.
If you can't keep it in your pants....
Hey I've got a sexy ass second cousin who I'd totally get down with.
Not like every year things don't get awkward over thanksgiving when we disappear during the football games for a while... ;-)
If you can't keep in in your genes, keep it in the family!
thats really hottttt
4:33 you are more than wrong. It is perfectly normal here in England a lot of first cousins get married and have families. Just because you don't find it normal doesn't make it wrong. Ignorant fucker.
Uh yeah, genetics is an amazing thing.
I have two words for you: Charles Rutherford!
620 good use of mean girls!!!
Are you sure this is a text and not telling a story??
I am really kind of shocked at some of the responses the this text. people really fuck their cousins? People think it's ok?
HAHA good one 4:45 (1).
Cockmaster says fuck ur sister it better then ur cuz
Incest... more like WINCEST
im almost positive i know what this is refering to and its fucking hilarious...if im right
WHY DOES EEVERYONE THINK ALL OF THESE ARE FAKE?!?
get the fuck over it! shit happens! ppl say funny stuff sometimes! my goodness!
This text is funny...in America.
To 5:23 cockmaster will go balls deep inside your mom while ur sister tosses my salad suck on my American cock
Cockmaster just went ballsdeep
Anyone who thinks it's normal to keep it "in the family" is beyond stupid. With all the different guys/girls out there WHY would you want to mess around with a family member. It's reasons like these that Americans are idiots.
Pennsylvania huh.... Must be Amish!
Who invited the \b\tards to tfln?
They must be in Arkansas
Hey, get outta ppls business!
This is some nasty s h I t!
As long as shes hot who cares
Incest is delicious. ;D
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Fuck you 5:09 you ignorant fuck
Yes first off who would text this? And who gives a fuck I have been with three of my cousins, and I am not from Alabama etc etc. It is perfectly legal and perfectly normal for even cousins to get married. Big deal. Get over it.
Someone who understands that it's definitely not normal to fuck your cousins would send this. It might be legal but its not normal and it's disgusting and your kids come out fucked up.
Hey 12 17 go away everbody knows doin family members is totally cool. The closer the better.
To those posting that it's okay to sleep with your cousin: yes it has been done, but it not okay. You end up with people that look like Prince Charles, have the 'Hapsburg Jaw', or look like the kid from Deliverance. Family trees are called trees for a reason, people shouldn't be able to follow theirs straight up.
I DESTROYED my 2nd cousin. She is totally hot with some big ol' titties and some real skills in the bedroom. I filled her guts with my cum too, no pulling out. Hmmm. . . .think I'll give her a call.
It's supposed to be TEXTS not stupid random thoughts
Was that sent to a guy in Indy by chance?
hey 4:54 and 5:44(1)...
why the fuck would someone take the time to text if they are with someone with their pants off? and why would you tell anyone that you were naked with a family member?
why don't you cunts think before YOU post.
use your head for something besides a cum dump you ingnorant fucks.