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  • because he can't get his cock in her pussy unless their pants are off you dumb shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:43pm
  • "Well, you have your cousins, then you have your first cousins.." ~Karen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:20pm
  • or his cock in his ass......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:43pm
  • Because Mamas gonna give them a bath

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:16pm
  • Remember, remember the fifth of November

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:31pm
  • It's only bad if they are first cousins.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:22pm
  • why the fuck would you text this. if your close enough to see that their clothes are off...just yell it at them. this site is going down hill fast...i think they have a couple of 13 yo boys deciding what gets posted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:48pm
  • Why not just bang you sister? Really people? Keeping it 'in the family' is not normal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:44pm
  • I LOVE YOU PHILADELPHIA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:44pm
  • Teehee! It was prob just nonsexual and silly.Once my sister came home from college and sneaked into my room to surprise me as I was fapping to a solo abbywinters scene and I heard her go "ooh she's cute!" As she placed her hand on my cock which immediately came from the shock/fight or flight response to being caught. She laughed so hard she had to chew on her t-shirt to avoid mom and dad coming in the room to see what was going on, then she put it in her hair and said "Look I'm C

    Submitted by Anonymous122 on Feb 18, 10 at 11:16pm
  • 4:40 No, just no. No one "gives up" sex. Two people have sex, thats it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:43pm
  • WHAT THE HECK. its not normal to like, fuck your first cousins. thats wrong on so many levels

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:09pm
  • mean girls!!! youve got ur cousins, then ur first cousins...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:11pm
  • goddammit joker no one gives a shit about how you got your goddamn scars go find batman

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:17pm
  • Pants* not parents :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:44pm
  • 5:24 dumbass every think maybe someone texted the other person saying I'm with so and so and our parents are off and then he sent this texts makes sense huh? Cunntttt think befre you sound stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:44pm
  • Why would it matter--as long as they wear protection

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:36pm
  • Hey 4:48, ever think that one of the parties with their pants off texted the poster telling them of the situation and this was the response? Use your fucking head you dumb cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:54pm
  • Or maybe therr playing a friendly game of stick-a-dick ina whole

    Submitted by roxxiieee on Apr 25, 10 at 9:35am
  • Story of my life....

    Submitted by CamillaMacaulay on Mar 6, 10 at 12:36am
  • This should be from area code 304

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:57pm
  • i banged my hot stepmom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:44pm
  • Hey 8 50 thanks for the definition fuckface.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:46pm
  • Dude, if you don't have a hot cousin, you don't live in the south :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:27pm
  • Must be from southern maryland

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:03pm
  • I am Jack's misguided arousal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:45pm
  • 10:45 2005 called, they want their reference to breasts back. That being said, I gave you a thumbs up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 5:05pm
  • Don't act jealous, sis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:15pm
  • 4:30 i'm pretty sure you just said that to get a rise out of people. That's not normal at all, sorry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:33pm
  • who the FUCK would text this...?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:25pm
  • The only reason anyone would ever stoop so low as to hook up with a family member is prolly cuz neither of them can get any from anyone else

    Submitted by RJenta on Apr 18, 10 at 7:48am
  • Gotta keep it in the family, man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 6:40am
  • That's hilarious because I've been in that situation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 5:03pm
  • I'm assuming one of a boy and one is a girl. Their pants are off because the guy wants sex and the girl is willing to give it up. That's why god invented Plan B

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:40pm
  • Hareton Earnshaw and Cathy Linton got married at the end of Wuthering Heights, and they were first cousins. Goddammit people, read a fucking book once in a while.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:33am
  • Incest: the game the whole family can play

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:50pm
  • Little kid thinks he's funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:14pm
  • Keeping it in the family is TOTALLY normal as long as no one gets pregenant that's not natural

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:55pm
  • Charles Rutherford thinks they must be from Alabama where it's ok

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:24pm
  • maybe they walked in... and then texted them after they left because they were interrupting.. yeah, i think that's definitely it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:03am
  • Cockmaster says yes fuck her anyways

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:32am
  • were they in the same room when this person texted it....?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:41pm
  • Ok, you asswipes who think incest is acceptable are fucking retards. Truth be told, it's not!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 11:03pm
  • I have a hot cousin. She's not my first cousin either. what's up muskingam?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:02pm
  • I'm married to my first cousin it's not a bad thing we fuck like bunnies :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:42pm
  • If you can't keep it in your pants....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:14pm
  • 509: why did you use heck, then use fuck?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:11pm
  • If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:56am
  • If you can't keep in in your genes, keep it in the family!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:01pm
  • thats really hottttt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:16pm
  • Incest is best. If you can't keep it in your pants, at least keep it in the family.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:57am
  • Pretty sure this is from an episode of That 70's Show where Eric has the hots for his cousin, she tells him she's adopted so it's okay for them to hook up then his parents bust them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:42pm
  • Uh yeah, genetics is an amazing thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:19pm
  • HAHA good one 4:45 (1).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:56pm
  • Hey I've got a sexy ass second cousin who I'd totally get down with. Not like every year things don't get awkward over thanksgiving when we disappear during the football games for a while... ;-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 3:03am
  • I am really kind of shocked at some of the responses the this text. people really fuck their cousins? People think it's ok?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:28pm
  • 4:33 you are more than wrong. It is perfectly normal here in England a lot of first cousins get married and have families. Just because you don't find it normal doesn't make it wrong. Ignorant fucker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:57pm
  • Cockmaster says fuck ur sister it better then ur cuz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:44am
  • take it easy people... if it wasnt for incest we wouldnt have charles rutherford right? wait.. what?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 4:13am
  • Are you sure this is a text and not telling a story??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 6:19pm
  • I have two words for you: Charles Rutherford!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 3:35am
  • WHY DOES EEVERYONE THINK ALL OF THESE ARE FAKE?!? get the fuck over it! shit happens! ppl say funny stuff sometimes! my goodness!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:38pm
  • Pennsylvania huh.... Must be Amish!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:52am
  • This text is funny...in America.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:01pm
  • 620 good use of mean girls!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:33pm
  • To 5:23 cockmaster will go balls deep inside your mom while ur sister tosses my salad suck on my American cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:05am
  • im almost positive i know what this is refering to and its fucking hilarious...if im right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 6:36am
  • Who invited the \b\tards to tfln?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:11pm
  • Cockmaster just went ballsdeep

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 9:49pm
  • Incest... more like WINCEST

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:36am
  • They must be in Arkansas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:21pm
  • As long as shes hot who cares

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:28pm
  • This is some nasty s h I t!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:13pm
  • Incest is delicious. ;D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:42pm
  • Hey, get outta ppls business!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 12:23pm
  • Anyone who thinks it's normal to keep it "in the family" is beyond stupid. With all the different guys/girls out there WHY would you want to mess around with a family member. It's reasons like these that Americans are idiots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 5:23am
  • Hey 12 17 go away everbody knows doin family members is totally cool. The closer the better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:04pm
  • Fuck you 5:09 you ignorant fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:19pm
  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:45pm
  • To those posting that it's okay to sleep with your cousin: yes it has been done, but it not okay. You end up with people that look like Prince Charles, have the 'Hapsburg Jaw', or look like the kid from Deliverance. Family trees are called trees for a reason, people shouldn't be able to follow theirs straight up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:17am
  • Yes first off who would text this? And who gives a fuck I have been with three of my cousins, and I am not from Alabama etc etc. It is perfectly legal and perfectly normal for even cousins to get married. Big deal. Get over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:30pm
    • Someone who understands that it's definitely not normal to fuck your cousins would send this. It might be legal but its not normal and it's disgusting and your kids come out fucked up.

      Submitted by nicespelling on Feb 23, 10 at 11:43pm
  • I DESTROYED my 2nd cousin. She is totally hot with some big ol' titties and some real skills in the bedroom. I filled her guts with my cum too, no pulling out. Hmmm. . . .think I'll give her a call.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 10:45am
  • It's supposed to be TEXTS not stupid random thoughts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:30pm
  • Was that sent to a guy in Indy by chance?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:51pm
  • hey 4:54 and 5:44(1)... why the fuck would someone take the time to text if they are with someone with their pants off? and why would you tell anyone that you were naked with a family member? why don't you cunts think before YOU post. use your head for something besides a cum dump you ingnorant fucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 8:27am