I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
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it's even better when you don't catch the slip until much, much later. when you're wondering why you haven't received anything back. or in this case, why the recipient showed up at your front door with a tub of Vaseline and some very frighteningly shaped objects.
I hope these texts were sent several hours apart. It would make it more classic.
Got to love FT. Hood,TX probably not a typo, take the nap after maybe?
lmfao at 12:43 I was thinking that same thing! love arrested development !
Suuuuuuuure, that's what you meant. ;P
typos are surprisingly hilarious.
I love automatic texting!
he probably waited 10 minutes in between the texts to see if he could get a positive response about anal haha
Funny story. It was my fiancé who texted this. He totally does wish I texted him that though. But I found it just awkward
freud would have a field day!
Best typo ever.
oh geez i can't stop laughing
@ 3:00PM haha, couldn't have said it better myself.
That. Is just so. Sad.
depending on the recipient, i bet you ruined his day with text number 2
2:43 and 3:06 indeed, <3 arrested :D
2:43 HAHAHAHA ANALRAPIST! arrested<3
Waco Texas ftw!
hahahahaha it's pronounced analrapist
Um... that's not Baylor... or Waco... That's Killeen, and that person was prolly just tired or something
Take a nap after the anal.
2:43 - arrested development WIN!
It seems I've prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.
U misses freakin 2 buttons tryin to type that. U sure u didn't already have something in ur ass..?
I've had a lot less T9 accidents like that since I got a phone with a full keyboard - doesn't stop the drunk / stoned stupidity, but at least it's intentional.
should have stuck with the first one
Totally something I'd hear from texas
Gotta love Uncle David
A friend of mine texted "anal" instead of "a nap" to me before. hahaha
Nothing like a baptist banging. Sic em
Hahaha I've done that!! Not the anal part
Haha freudian slip. Look it up.
Greatest mistake ever.. And possibly the most legit on the site props
HAJAHAHA FUCKING AUTOCORRECT !!!!
hahah, waco!!! i feel like i know the person who sent it. baylor is a small place
Waco! i hope this was from a baylor student...i hear all the conservative christians are into anal now cause god doesn't hate you as much if you play the back nine.
LMAO!!!! I wish I could have seen your face when you received that!!!!
I know this is in Copperas Cove, Tx. Haha.
hahahahahah! legit, ftw.
Ryt...sure about tht???