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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:10am

    it's even better when you don't catch the slip until much, much later. when you're wondering why you haven't received anything back. or in this case, why the recipient showed up at your front door with a tub of Vaseline and some very frighteningly shaped objects.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:36pm

    I hope these texts were sent several hours apart. It would make it more classic.

  • 79 58
    Submitted by IndyTex on Jul 21, 10 at 3:02am

    Got to love FT. Hood,TX probably not a typo, take the nap after maybe?

  • 88 81
    Submitted by HarleyQ_33 on Mar 5, 10 at 1:58pm

    Best typo ever.

  • 86 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 8:59pm

    Funny story. It was my fiancé who texted this. He totally does wish I texted him that though. But I found it just awkward

  • 93 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:14pm

    @ 3:00PM haha, couldn't have said it better myself.

  • 89 88
    Submitted by nightsurgeon on Mar 4, 10 at 2:27pm

    That. Is just so. Sad.

  • 93 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:48pm

    freud would have a field day!

  • 75 63
    Submitted by Andikins on Apr 11, 11 at 4:51am

    Suuuuuuuure, that's what you meant. ;P

  • 89 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 7:00pm

    oh geez i can't stop laughing

  • 90 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 6:36pm

    he probably waited 10 minutes in between the texts to see if he could get a positive response about anal haha

  • 91 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 6:05pm

    2:43 - arrested development WIN! It seems I've prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

  • 80 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:30pm

    I love automatic texting!

  • 72 63
    Submitted by dirbygurl123 on Jun 27, 10 at 3:40am

    Um... that's not Baylor... or Waco... That's Killeen, and that person was prolly just tired or something

  • 89 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:41pm

    depending on the recipient, i bet you ruined his day with text number 2

  • 85 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 5:25pm

    2:43 and 3:06 indeed, <3 arrested :D

  • 80 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:46pm

    typos are surprisingly hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:29pm

    Nothing like a baptist banging. Sic em

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:28am

    I've had a lot less T9 accidents like that since I got a phone with a full keyboard - doesn't stop the drunk / stoned stupidity, but at least it's intentional.

  • 83 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:16pm

    U misses freakin 2 buttons tryin to type that. U sure u didn't already have something in ur ass..?

  • 82 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:28pm

    Take a nap after the anal.

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    Submitted by outdrinksyou on Jul 29, 11 at 1:28pm

    lmfao at 12:43 I was thinking that same thing! love arrested development !

  • 79 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:24am

    Gotta love Uncle David

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:43pm

    hahahahaha it's pronounced analrapist

  • 78 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:08am

    should have stuck with the first one

  • 72 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 5:41am

    Hahaha I've done that!! Not the anal part

  • 65 74
    Submitted by lysaer90 on Apr 7, 10 at 11:27pm

    Totally something I'd hear from texas

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 8:34pm

    Waco Texas ftw!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:35pm

    I know this is in Copperas Cove, Tx. Haha.

  • 68 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:07pm

    A friend of mine texted "anal" instead of "a nap" to me before. hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:06pm

    2:43 HAHAHAHA ANALRAPIST! arrested<3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:33pm

    Greatest mistake ever.. And possibly the most legit on the site props

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 8:15pm

    hahah, waco!!! i feel like i know the person who sent it. baylor is a small place

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 7:13pm

    Waco! i hope this was from a baylor student...i hear all the conservative christians are into anal now cause god doesn't hate you as much if you play the back nine.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:07am

    LMAO!!!! I wish I could have seen your face when you received that!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:58pm

    Haha freudian slip. Look it up.

  • 36 45
    Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 28, 12 at 4:10am

    HAJAHAHA FUCKING AUTOCORRECT !!!!

  • 60 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:10am

    hahahahahah! legit, ftw.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:10pm

    Ryt...sure about tht???