Have some text gold?

Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • it's even better when you don't catch the slip until much, much later. when you're wondering why you haven't received anything back. or in this case, why the recipient showed up at your front door with a tub of Vaseline and some very frighteningly shaped objects.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:10am
  • I hope these texts were sent several hours apart. It would make it more classic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:36pm
  • Got to love FT. Hood,TX probably not a typo, take the nap after maybe?

    Submitted by IndyTex on Jul 21, 10 at 3:02am
  • lmfao at 12:43 I was thinking that same thing! love arrested development !

    Submitted by outdrinksyou on Jul 29, 11 at 1:28pm
  • he probably waited 10 minutes in between the texts to see if he could get a positive response about anal haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 6:36pm
  • Suuuuuuuure, that's what you meant. ;P

    Submitted by Andikins on Apr 11, 11 at 4:51am
  • Funny story. It was my fiancé who texted this. He totally does wish I texted him that though. But I found it just awkward

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 8:59pm
  • I love automatic texting!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:30pm
  • That. Is just so. Sad.

    Submitted by nightsurgeon on Mar 4, 10 at 2:27pm
  • typos are surprisingly hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:46pm
  • oh geez i can't stop laughing

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 7:00pm
  • Best typo ever.

    Submitted by HarleyQ_33 on Mar 5, 10 at 1:58pm
  • @ 3:00PM haha, couldn't have said it better myself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:14pm
  • freud would have a field day!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:48pm
  • 2:43 and 3:06 indeed, <3 arrested :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 5:25pm
  • depending on the recipient, i bet you ruined his day with text number 2

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:41pm
  • Um... that's not Baylor... or Waco... That's Killeen, and that person was prolly just tired or something

    Submitted by dirbygurl123 on Jun 27, 10 at 3:40am
  • 2:43 HAHAHAHA ANALRAPIST! arrested<3

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:06pm
  • hahahahaha it's pronounced analrapist

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:43pm
  • 2:43 - arrested development WIN! It seems I've prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 6:05pm
  • U misses freakin 2 buttons tryin to type that. U sure u didn't already have something in ur ass..?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:16pm
  • Take a nap after the anal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:28pm
  • Totally something I'd hear from texas

    Submitted by lysaer90 on Apr 7, 10 at 11:27pm
  • Gotta love Uncle David

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:24am
  • A friend of mine texted "anal" instead of "a nap" to me before. hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:07pm
  • should have stuck with the first one

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:08am
  • Hahaha I've done that!! Not the anal part

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 5:41am
  • Haha freudian slip. Look it up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:58pm
  • I've had a lot less T9 accidents like that since I got a phone with a full keyboard - doesn't stop the drunk / stoned stupidity, but at least it's intentional.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:28am
  • Nothing like a baptist banging. Sic em

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:29pm
  • Greatest mistake ever.. And possibly the most legit on the site props

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:33pm
  • hahah, waco!!! i feel like i know the person who sent it. baylor is a small place

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 8:15pm
  • Waco Texas ftw!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 8:34pm
  • HAJAHAHA FUCKING AUTOCORRECT !!!!

    Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 28, 12 at 4:10am
  • Waco! i hope this was from a baylor student...i hear all the conservative christians are into anal now cause god doesn't hate you as much if you play the back nine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 7:13pm
  • LMAO!!!! I wish I could have seen your face when you received that!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:07am
  • I know this is in Copperas Cove, Tx. Haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:35pm
  • hahahahahah! legit, ftw.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:10am
  • Ryt...sure about tht???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:10pm