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  • 51 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:42am

    Cuz we all just wanna be big rockstars..

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:43am

    Well at least we know why he threw up

  • 45 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:55pm

    Please stop using the word epic. You sound like you are trying to be way cooler than you really are.

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:42am

    maybe you shouldn't have been listening to nickelback you dick

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:10pm

    Fucking hate nickelback. End of story

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:55pm

    Nickelback is vomit inducing.

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:45am

    Oh Joy! ANOTHER "you were so drunk you did this, but conveniently I decided to text you about how drunk you were!" post. At least mix it up. Its not like it happened anyway, at least the way you tell it.

  • 40 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:46am

    Someone needs to beat the shit out of everyone in nickelback.

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:17am

    epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail yeah fuck you.

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:47pm

    Haha I'm sad that people are mad about this text. I liked it.

  • 37 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:46am

    3:37 sucks, and 7:21 sucks even more.

  • 36 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:15pm

    Nickelback is not good. The people in Nickelback should be attacked on a personal level for either a) not realizing they have no talent and are making horrible music or b) realizing that they are making horrible music and continuing to do so for money.

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:55am

    1) nickelback is probably the worst band ever. 2) the use of "epic" needs to die.

  • 40 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 3:31pm

    I'm a huge dumbass. I really should stop posting. But I love the attention. Maybe I should go blow Jeff and then take it in the ass from Rick. -Jim

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:51pm

    Ur the definition of the word tool

  • 39 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:03am

    Nickelback has been making the same song for 10 years. FUCK Nickelback.

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:40pm

    That's what always happens to me.

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:03pm

    Oh, I get it! Nickelback sucks, and therefore most anyone would throw up to it whether or not they have any alcohol in them at all!

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:43am

    Fuck all you nickelback haters, I'd like to see you do something as meaningfull as them. I don't see you donating 500k to different charitys every year.

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:03pm

    The world would be a better place if nickelback never produced another song.

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 9:05am

    HOLY SHIT Nickleback is so bad on my ears! Eveyone at work hits a preset on the radio any and everytime their shitty music invades our place.

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:05pm

    second 11:55: no it does not need to die, because it is an awesome word. But people really should use it less often.

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 5:05pm

    Nickelback should be banned from the radio. Noise pollution is serious business.

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 3:43pm

    agreed 11:55. people need to stop saying "fail" as well, epic and fail are the two most overused words in the english language

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:00pm

    This is kinda like the time I had food poisening. Hot better, then nickelback came on MTV and well yeah.

  • 26 38
    Submitted by suggartits on Aug 28, 10 at 4:11am

    YES!!!!! I love this one!

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:03pm

    Not sure if the vomitting was due to the nickelback or the use of the word "epic"

  • 35 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:10pm

    The same reaction I have to Nickleback.

  • 36 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 7:21pm

    They were probobly vomiting becuase they suddenly realized they live in palm beach county and then that they live in florida and their lives suck as a result

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 6:59pm

    I vomit when I hear Nickelback too! Finally, my soulmate!

  • 32 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 3:41am

    Nickleback is FUCKING HORRIBLE.

  • 29 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:35pm

    Why does everyone hate nickelback. I don't

  • 37 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 5:57am

    EPIC! EPIC! EPIC! EPIC! EPIC! EPIC! EPIC! EPIC!

  • 30 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 4:24pm

    high five for correct usage of the word "epic"

  • 15 29
    Submitted by heartballs on Jul 20, 11 at 10:55am

    Yessssssszz

  • 28 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 5:36pm

    That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. It's so good to see that there are many people who understand that nickelback and the gag reflex are like Dennis and mac!

  • 27 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:51pm

    i hate the word epic, and EPIC WIN/FAILS ........EPIC FUCK YOU

  • 27 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:51pm

    I do like nickelback...but that sounds awesome.

  • 31 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 6:59pm

    Nickelback are fucking awesome!!

  • 26 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 4:51pm

    YEA 561, I feel like this person goes to benjamin?

  • 32 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:22pm

    Can people these dats not be funny unless they are drunk or high?

  • 22 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:53pm

    Nickleback is the gayest band in the FUCKING world!

  • 26 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 3:37pm

    Only in west palm beach would this be cool

  • 30 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 3:08pm

    Now guys, this isn't funny. Nickelband is a band made up of people, just like you and I. Even if their music is garbage, they don't need to be ridiculed on a personal level. -Jim