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  • 96 65
    Submitted by idkwhathey on Feb 23, 10 at 1:12am

    hahahah

  • 91 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:26am

    You prob wiped out all the bacteria between your mouth and ass

  • 77 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 6:35am

    WEANERS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 74 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 5:47pm

    This was on FML like a month ago. Lamer.

  • 81 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 12:25am

    Hhahahaahahaha :)

  • 76 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:35am

    Yes totally done that

  • 76 79
    Submitted by radtech82 on Feb 22, 10 at 11:01pm

    That is freaking awesome!! Next time look at your surroundings to see if you should swallow or spit!!

  • 79 85
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 22, 10 at 9:12am

    you actually use that little cap?

  • 72 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:17am

    8:04. Wait, does it make the vodka, or the pussy taste better? If it's the latter, something's horribly wrong with your girlfriend's pussy.

  • 77 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:04am

    I put vodka shots in my girlfriends pussy :) makes it taste sooo much better.

  • 65 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:08am

    Lmao I love it

  • 72 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:59am

    Well there is alcohol it it as well justdont die.

  • 72 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 1:46pm

    Too funny. When I take cough syrup, I always laugh because it's so much easier now than when I was a kid.

  • 68 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 7:06am

    At my AA meeting we found out listerine and gas can both get you drunk. They're both made from ethanol alcohol...

  • 70 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 4:27pm

    god long island is amazing <3

  • 74 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:06am

    That's what the bottle exactly says not to do.

    • 56 67
      Submitted by Jig813 on Feb 22, 10 at 10:11am

      this sentence is horrendous

  • 67 76
    Submitted by douchemonger on Feb 22, 10 at 10:55am

    Oh man, I've totally done this. Sure does wake you up though...and gag.

  • 74 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:27am

    Classic

  • 76 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:20am

    In Soviet Russia, listerine swallows you!

  • 72 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 2:51am

    This is what I aspire to become

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 4:09pm

    I love Long Island

  • 71 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 9:36am

    haha sucks for you

  • 66 83
    Submitted by lilyftw on Feb 25, 10 at 10:19pm

    Oh no!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:21am

    Hahahaha. I love it ^_^

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:57am

    Lmaoo

  • 63 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:52am

    Hahahahahaahahhahahahahhahhahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajahahahahahahahahahahaaahhahahaahahhhjhhhhahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahaha This funny

  • 61 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:16am

    Oh that just sux

  • 36 43
    Submitted by lunesouslesoleil on Dec 20, 11 at 1:51am

    Been there

  • 61 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 7:07pm

    I've totally done the same thing. Bad times