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  • I feel bad for the person who has to recycle that, though it is true. So did he at least earn his red wings? If you feel ok enough to go out you should feel ok enough to fuck... If out had major cramps and a headache it's reason enough to say no but you're obviously feeling ok so why not?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:22am
  • lol..i believe red wings is either or.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:36am
  • sex during periods is like a crime scene slip-n-slide

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:09am
  • girls should get to do whatever they want during their periods. if they want sex, go for it. and if they don't boys should just accept it. must suck for lesbians though... too many periods for one relationship

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:12am
  • whenever i have my period and my boyfriend's really horny or drunk he always asks 'if we can just put a towel down'. lol. we havent though. im just sort of grossed out by the idea for some reason. maybe on a light day. ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:47am
  • why does everyone want to sex so much on their periods? i'm most horny before and after, not during

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:21am
  • so put the newspaper down on the floor and fuck in the kitchen. good sex is worth a little inconvenience now and then...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:59am
  • use an instead, which is a diaphragm like cup that you can use "instead" of a condom. you can have sex with it in. sex on your rag is awesome because your sensitivity is way up. insteads do not protect you from babies or stds. find it in your local feminine hygiene product aisle. whoo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:16am
  • This is one of the best. Anyone that thinks period sex is gross is an amateur. The girl etiquette is to always inform the guy of her condition as early as possible in the evening and they can decide from there. I have always gotten fucked. When I was younger in the shower and now it is usually a purple or red towel but newspaper is very eco friendly. Just toss it in with the recycling!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:15am
  • 1:58 as long as you don't make me cry then expect me to jack you off....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:00am
  • Just like moses, raise that staff and part the red sea. No big deal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:13am
  • First text that's made me laugh in a long time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:10am
  • Sex on your period isn't that bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:58am
  • i actually do wanna fuck a girl on her period... most girls arent up for it though, most just get grumpy haha oh well eventually ill find the one whos willing to do it all 28 days a month instead of 21

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:28am
  • O ____ O O __ ____ O O _______ its raining p-juice O O ___ ____ O

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:11am
  • Seriously, suck it up and do it! Don't be a pussy about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:09am
  • i told a guy the same thing and he just asked if we could do it in the shower then...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:00am
  • personally i could never have sex on my period. guys don't understand the gross feeling we get after and during

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 6:54am
  • 1:23, i'll bet the guy "thinks" no such thing. most guys are just clueless about this stuff. stop being that bitch that reads into everything just to start a fight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:25am
  • lol, 200, nice reference

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:08am
  • 1:25, you need to find a new man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:27am
  • way to google 1:42. not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:43am
  • if he's game, i am. it's nothing a shower afterward can't clean up...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:57am
  • period sex is the best sex. everything is so sensitive and fantastic. if you can find a guy who is amazing enough to go down on you then, do no be afraid you will cum like never before. also, boys, if your girl ever uses the "headache excuse" for not wanting sex just tell her sex is a natural pain reliever, therefore having sex is the perfect way to not only get pleasure but also get rid of the headache.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:17am
  • 1:16, are 'insteads' messy? A friend of mine used one a few years ago [or something like it] and she said the first few times she took it out, it was messy 'cause the cup would spill over.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:44am
  • Ugh, so gross!! It would still look like someone had been murdered in your bed...even with newspaper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:58am
  • Period blood makes the best lube

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:03am
  • Like I say "When the sea is red, take the old dirt trial instead." or "When the sea is red, you can swim in it, just don't drink the water."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 5:37am
  • this is probably one of the best ive read. way better than all the fake ones they put on here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:57am
  • yeah ...guys these days dont seem care. I had a guy pretty much say the same thing to me. =\ its kinda awkward

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:59am
  • in the shower is a good idea. less to clean up and the blood is just extra lube the water won't wash off as easy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:02am
  • yuck sex during period is fucking disgusting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:25am
  • i wish my boyfriend would have sex with me when i'm on my period!!!!! but he's so terrified of 'vagina blood' that he avoids me entirely from the waist down starting a couple days before i even get my period just in case.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:25am
  • birth control can stop periods. i was on the depo provera shot for 4 years and LOVED it - no periods, no pms, no mood swings.... i don't understand why any girl would ever choose to have a period unless she is trying to get pregnant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:14am
  • Isn't red wings when a dude goes down on a chick on her period?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:33am
  • What's black and white and read all over? You guessed it, a newspaper covered in period blood. yaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:27am
  • @ 1:45 hahaha. you're right. that's a typo. i meant to say you can use an instead "instead" of a tampon, but i wasn't paying attention and wrote condom instead. it's basically something to catch the period blood like a tampon but you can leave it in for sex, which you cannot do with a tampon. it looks like a diaphragm and that's why i wanted to stress it does not actually protect you from babies, so you'd still need a condom. thanks for that catch. i'm apparently retarded today.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:52am
  • Yeah, that's gross. I'm a girl and I'm all for sex 26 days of the month, but the 4 or 5 I'm on my period, you'd better not touch me. I'll give you head or let you titty fuck me, but you're not goin anywhere near my vag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:38am
  • i fuck on my period all the time or like someone else said just fuck me in the ass. it feels even better when im on my period

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:10am
  • if you can walk through the mud you can fuck through the blood

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:19am
  • 2:00, your my new best friend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:56am
  • absolutely nothing wrong with sex on the rag! I've dont it many times... and there was never a mess... now i've never been ate while on the rag... but oh well... the sex was pretty awesome... But he was pretty awesome at sex period, any time of the month...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:58am
  • Oh shit this thread made my night!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:46am
  • lmao i'm sure your recycling center is keeping tabs how of often you're getting laid on the rag then ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:16am
  • my ex would always be DTF when she was on her period. She always just grabbed a dark towel.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:57am
  • truck through mud, fuck through blood

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:42pm
  • Just close your eyes and fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:12am
  • It's awful, and embarrassing. I lost my V-Card on my period. end result:ruined the matress, and took over three days to get the blood out from under my finger nails. ps. i bleed all the time when i have sex with the same person, but never bleed with anone else? i've been check out out no worries..is this normal?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:32pm
  • I think that guy is AMAZING! period sex is stoll sex!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:06am
  • The GF and I fuck on her period all the time. She was hesitant when we started, but now loves it. She says it makes for the quickest periods she's ever had...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:28am
  • i had sex on my period and there was no mess at all and if you're afraid of a mess just put a towel no biggie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:43am
  • 1:33, I have always heard going down on a chick while she is on her period referred to as getting your black wings.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 6:56am
  • 1:45... what kind of fucked conversation led to you knowing this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:02am
  • dude wants his red wings....YES let him get them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:26am
  • ya dude i dont know about you, but when my boyfriend and i fuck on my period its not that much different... like its not a mess at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:08am
  • Best sex of my life was while I was on my period!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:42am
  • well. Maybe the newspaper would be a little weird and seem like he was treating you like an animal. But I think really he just wanted to assure you that he did want to have sex and didn't mind that you were on your period.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:34am
  • No lay down a beach towel, newspapers make way to much noise and don't stay where you want them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:07pm
  • i bet you wont be surprised if i tell you 601 is jackson ms. represent!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:42am
  • lmaolmao, there arent enough guys like this one around.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:58pm
  • newspaper??! run for the hills

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:56pm
  • this is totally off subject but t.g.i. fridays has the best mozarella sticks ever...their boneless wings are the shit too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:52am
  • 1:16, you say that you can use an instead 'instead' of a condom, but then go on to say that it doesn't protect you from babies or STDs sounds to me like you can't use it 'instead' of a condom what's the point

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:45am
  • You cannot use and instead cup and a condom. The friction between the two will cause the condom to break... just saying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:44am
  • "does not protect you from babies" brilliant. should be the official FDA warning now...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:18am
  • she still said it could be used instead of a condom, and the purpose of a condom is to prevent (or at least help prevent) pregnancy and STDs, which this thing can't do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:54am
  • Me too!!!! I've had the best sex of my life on my period... Bc I was so GD Horney!!!!!!!!!!! Ohhhhh it was good;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:49am
  • Ah, Mississippi. What to do with you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:54am
  • Oivey people. Having sex while a girl is on her period does not mean she won't get pregnant. Back in the day my grandmother had sex on her period because everyone thought they would never get pregnant but my mom was that lovely surprise of having sex while on period. There's just as much chance of getting preggers while having sex when a girls on her period then when she isn't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:45am
  • "Who puts off sex for a period? Wtf?" 10:14 FTW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:34pm
  • I think everyone's missing the point... The point is that you put down newspaper for a dog...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 6:17am
  • So? When my girlfriend is on her period and things start getting hot she just runs and grabs a towel, I don't even have to ask

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:09am
  • the instead is only designed to fit against the cervix to catch the blood. it doesn't fit tight enough to prevent sperm from entering.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:48am
  • haha sex when on your period...as much as i promised i'd never go there i am totally guilty! damn horniness...XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:09am
  • 2:36-he is talking about that fact that a typical female cycle is 28 days long. NOT everyday of the month.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:08am
  • ok this guy is douche, what are you a puppy that's being house-trained. that's gross.

    Submitted by GoldenMe on Jan 26, 10 at 11:49am
  • Ketup on your hotdog! It's the best

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:25am
  • For all you girls out there that get cramps during your period... sex is the ultimate cure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:14am
  • No biggie man, I impregnated 8 different girls and refuse to pay child support.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:29am
  • 3:02 : My brother brought it up around my mother and grandmother and they just happened to be like "Oh well back in the day...." It was quite awkward.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:13am
  • 9:42 We are getting married.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:32pm
  • Really cant understand why people are "bad-nighting" this. Sounds like a good night to me :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:46am
  • HAAHHAHA. love this one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:09am
  • You do know that it's not 100% blood right? Decaying flesh falling from ur vag. If u go down on her then, something is SERIOUSLY wrong with you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 5:06pm
  • Period blood is evil.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:58am
  • Theres nothing better then period sex..anal included..I love being a dirty bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:29pm
  • Who puts off sex for a period? Wtf?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:14am
  • LMAO at the warrior reference!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:20am
  • A warrior can't be afraid to get a little blood on his sword.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:42am
  • Anonymous said... Just like moses, raise that staff and part the red sea. No big deal. marry me. FTW.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:22am
  • what's wrong with putting down a towel or some newspapers? It's better than not getting laid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:02am
  • Period sex is fucking disgusting. Honestly, I'd much rather just give him head then have sex on my period.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:10am
  • badass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 11:04pm
  • lol you can still lick tha clit when they are raggin never put your tongue in there thats just gross but most women are way more sensitive when on rag and nothin wrong with a towel or just do it in shower. Just think of the blood as natural lubrication

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 7:40pm
  • am i the ONLY person who thought of "big daddy" while reading that text?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:16am
  • I told one guy i was on my period once. He said this, and i quote. "Real knights fear no blood" Lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:40pm
  • Hey 11:18, wanna date?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:35pm
  • sex with a girl on her period is hot as hell, especially when you're finished...and yes, going down on her is even hotter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:18am
  • i hate sex on my period...and im i girl..i feel nasty, grooooss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:17am
  • my bf did that. thank god i'm not alone....x

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:59pm
  • yeah, the sex really helps with cramps and besides I always want it desperately when I'm on my period so we lay down a towel or do it the shower but we always do it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:33pm
  • guys if you are willing to fuck a chick on her period while she is bleeding and smelling like ughhhhhhhhhhhh you might as well take that dick and stick up your own ass start crying and jack yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:37am
  • 11:32 he could just be WAYYYY too big for you and sex on your period kinda grossed me out at first, but we just did it in the shower, it doessss feel amazing everything is super sensitive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:59pm
  • this is the funniest shit ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:18pm
  • no, red wings is fucking on her period. though technically going down is more hardcore. is there a word for that? bloody lips?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:34am
  • A guy said that exact same shit to me before. The only difference was it was his friends bed not his. Good friend right lol

    Submitted by tip50 on Jul 23, 10 at 6:51pm
  • haha i totally thought of big daddy. news papers fix everything:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:23am
  • I don't get the hang-up on sex during your period. I'm pretty damn horny during mine (and it does wonders if you have cramps). Shower power!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:15pm
  • why not is because he thinks she is a dog or something. couldn't he at least have suggested a towel or the shower?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:23am
  • Can't believe you all are missing the obvious - orgasms kill cramps better than anything.

    Submitted by darkmatter on Nov 26, 10 at 10:10pm
  • sad, 4:38 ur missing out...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 5:39am
  • 2:28 ALL 28 days? Did they make each month Feb. now?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:36am
  • I've done this once.. in a bathroom. It looked like a group of people had been slaughtered afterwards. It was messy, disgusting..but the sex was decent. If the guy wants to put up with that shit, why not ..right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 5:20pm
  • This is not a "bad" night. The man was willing to "seal the deal" without getting all queasy about it. The "putting down newspapers" is funny, but to him- what girl wants to bleed onto her ivory or "creme" Martha Stewart sheets or towels? Stupid girl, I'd have shagged him hard & long. On newspapers, broken down boxes, last Sunday's circulars...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:08am
  • Dedication FTW

    Submitted by CloroxTaco on Dec 28, 11 at 12:08pm
  • marry that man for he is filled with win

    Submitted by bigBADERwolf on Sep 5, 10 at 11:14pm
  • it does start to smell kinda funny if there's no air circulating, but i guess that's nothing an window or fan can't solve.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:02am
  • sex is great for relieving cramps!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:20am
  • well guy asked me 2 fuck and i told him i was on my period and he said wat does it matter..just shove a tampon in and lets go.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:01am
  • whenever i masturbate while im on my period, i bleed even more. i can't see how its not going to be a mess.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:19am
  • Mississippi, get your life together. I bet I know this person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:02pm
  • That's what I like to hear

    Submitted by gudiette1234 on Jun 19, 10 at 11:34am
  • I had sex with girlfriend when I was about 19 and she was on her period. Later I went to take a shower and took off my underwear and there was blood in them. I freaked out for a few minutes until I realized what it was.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:43am
  • "sex with a girl on her period is hot as hell, especially when you're finished...and yes, going down on her is even hotter June 19, 2009 11:18AM " i love you.. i really do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:23am
  • consider yourself lucky girl!! my man wont fck me wen im on the rag i wish he would a sexless week is a shit week

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:10am
  • Vampires like it.Why do you think girls like Twilight so freaking much.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:49pm
  • LMAO PROPS TO THE WARRIOR REFERENCE!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:10pm
  • If he was Edward Cullen, he could eat you out when you're on your period.

    Submitted by iamMattyPatty on Mar 14, 10 at 10:11pm
  • me and my guy fuck when im on the rag and we both love it... he even goes down on me every time... i dont even bleed that much when we do it... if a guy wont fuck u or go down on u when ur on the rag or if u wont have sex when ur on the rag ur too young to be havin sex ne ways...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:58am
  • as long as there is chocolate involved..which there has been...i'm up for anything while i'm bleeding my guts out. and yes i'm from mississippi but not 601, 228 is the better part of the state..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:39am
  • not everyones period is heavy, but sept1.....getting eatin out on it is fucking disgusting and you just ruined my life, hes eating your blood...GOO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 7:17pm
  • just fuck. as a woman, and a lover of sex....just do it and quit your bitching. fuck in the shower for the love of all things holy, if you think that you're going to bleed all over the place....but who the fuck has that much blood?!? honestly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:38pm
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