i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
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I feel bad for the person who has to recycle that, though it is true. So did he at least earn his red wings? If you feel ok enough to go out you should feel ok enough to fuck... If out had major cramps and a headache it's reason enough to say no but you're obviously feeling ok so why not?
lol..i believe red wings is either or.
why does everyone want to sex so much on their periods? i'm most horny before and after, not during
so put the newspaper down on the floor and fuck in the kitchen. good sex is worth a little inconvenience now and then...
whenever i have my period and my boyfriend's really horny or drunk he always asks 'if we can just put a towel down'. lol. we havent though. im just sort of grossed out by the idea for some reason. maybe on a light day. ha
this is probably one of the best ive read. way better than all the fake ones they put on here
Just like moses, raise that staff and part the red sea. No big deal.
girls should get to do whatever they want during their periods. if they want sex, go for it. and if they don't boys should just accept it. must suck for lesbians though... too many periods for one relationship
sex during periods is like a crime scene slip-n-slide
i actually do wanna fuck a girl on her period... most girls arent up for it though, most just get grumpy haha
oh well eventually ill find the one whos willing to do it all 28 days a month instead of 21
This is one of the best. Anyone that thinks period sex is gross is an amateur. The girl etiquette is to always inform the guy of her condition as early as possible in the evening and they can decide from there. I have always gotten fucked. When I was younger in the shower and now it is usually a purple or red towel but newspaper is very eco friendly. Just toss it in with the recycling!
Sex on your period isn't that bad.
Unless ya bleed like a stuck pig...
yuck sex during period is fucking disgusting
i fuck on my period all the time or like someone else said just fuck me in the ass. it feels even better when im on my period
Just close your eyes and fuck.
lol, 200, nice reference
period sex is the best sex. everything is so sensitive and fantastic. if you can find a guy who is amazing enough to go down on you then, do no be afraid you will cum like never before.
also, boys, if your girl ever uses the "headache excuse" for not wanting sex just tell her sex is a natural pain reliever, therefore having sex is the perfect way to not only get pleasure but also get rid of the headache.
as long as you don't make me cry then expect me to jack you off....
in the shower is a good idea. less to clean up and the blood is just extra lube the water won't wash off as easy.
if he's game, i am. it's nothing a shower afterward can't clean up...
Seriously, suck it up and do it! Don't be a pussy about it.
use an instead, which is a diaphragm like cup that you can use "instead" of a condom. you can have sex with it in. sex on your rag is awesome because your sensitivity is way up.
insteads do not protect you from babies or stds. find it in your local feminine hygiene product aisle. whoo.
First text that's made me laugh in a long time
personally i could never have sex on my period. guys don't understand the gross feeling we get after and during
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O O _______ its raining p-juice
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i told a guy the same thing and he just asked if we could do it in the shower then...
2:00, your my new best friend
1:25, you need to find a new man.
1:23, i'll bet the guy "thinks" no such thing. most guys are just clueless about this stuff. stop being that bitch that reads into everything just to start a fight.
if you can walk through the mud you can fuck through the blood
"Who puts off sex for a period? Wtf?"
I think that guy is AMAZING! period sex is stoll sex!
i wish my boyfriend would have sex with me when i'm on my period!!!!! but he's so terrified of 'vagina blood' that he avoids me entirely from the waist down starting a couple days before i even get my period just in case.
Ugh, so gross!! It would still look like someone had been murdered in your bed...even with newspaper.
birth control can stop periods. i was on the depo provera shot for 4 years and LOVED it - no periods, no pms, no mood swings.... i don't understand why any girl would ever choose to have a period unless she is trying to get pregnant.
What's black and white and read all over?
You guessed it, a newspaper covered in period blood. yaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy
lmaolmao, there arent enough guys like this one around.
No lay down a beach towel, newspapers make way to much noise and don't stay where you want them
You cannot use and instead cup and a condom. The friction between the two will cause the condom to break... just saying
ya dude i dont know about you, but when my boyfriend and i fuck on my period its not that much different... like its not a mess at all.
dude wants his red wings....YES
let him get them
Period blood makes the best lube
Ah, Mississippi. What to do with you.
Isn't red wings when a dude goes down on a chick on her period?
Like I say "When the sea is red, take the old dirt trial instead." or "When the sea is red, you can swim in it, just don't drink the water."
1:16, are 'insteads' messy? A friend of mine used one a few years ago [or something like it] and she said the first few times she took it out, it was messy 'cause the cup would spill over.
Me too!!!! I've had the best sex of my life on my period... Bc I was so GD Horney!!!!!!!!!!! Ohhhhh it was good;)
hahaha. you're right. that's a typo. i meant to say you can use an instead "instead" of a tampon, but i wasn't paying attention and wrote condom instead. it's basically something to catch the period blood like a tampon but you can leave it in for sex, which you cannot do with a tampon. it looks like a diaphragm and that's why i wanted to stress it does not actually protect you from babies, so you'd still need a condom. thanks for that catch. i'm apparently retarded today.
truck through mud, fuck through blood
You do know that it's not 100% blood right? Decaying flesh falling from ur vag. If u go down on her then, something is SERIOUSLY wrong with you.
well. Maybe the newspaper would be a little weird and seem like he was treating you like an animal. But I think really he just wanted to assure you that he did want to have sex and didn't mind that you were on your period.
I think everyone's missing the point... The point is that you put down newspaper for a dog...
way to google 1:42. not.
It's awful, and embarrassing. I lost my V-Card on my period. end result:ruined the matress, and took over three days to get the blood out from under my finger nails.
ps. i bleed all the time when i have sex with the same person, but never bleed with anone else? i've been check out out no worries..is this normal?!
my ex would always be DTF when she was on her period. She always just grabbed a dark towel.
i'm sure your recycling center is keeping tabs how of often you're getting laid on the rag then ;)
1:16, you say that you can use an instead 'instead' of a condom, but then go on to say that it doesn't protect you from babies or STDs
sounds to me like you can't use it 'instead' of a condom
what's the point
ok this guy is douche, what are you a puppy that's being house-trained. that's gross.
Really cant understand why people are "bad-nighting" this. Sounds like a good night to me :)
i bet you wont be surprised if i tell you 601 is jackson ms.
Yeah, that's gross. I'm a girl and I'm all for sex 26 days of the month, but the 4 or 5 I'm on my period, you'd better not touch me. I'll give you head or let you titty fuck me, but you're not goin anywhere near my vag
Oh shit this thread made my night!
i had sex on my period and there was no mess at all and if you're afraid of a mess just put a towel no biggie
Ketup on your hotdog! It's the best
this is totally off subject but t.g.i. fridays has the best mozarella sticks ever...their boneless wings are the shit too!
The GF and I fuck on her period all the time.
She was hesitant when we started, but now loves it.
She says it makes for the quickest periods she's ever had...
For all you girls out there that get cramps during your period... sex is the ultimate cure.
3:02 : My brother brought it up around my mother and grandmother and they just happened to be like "Oh well back in the day...." It was quite awkward.
yeah ...guys these days dont seem care. I had a guy pretty much say the same thing to me. =\ its kinda awkward
newspaper??! run for the hills
1:33, I have always heard going down on a chick while she is on her period referred to as getting your black wings.
9:42 We are getting married.
absolutely nothing wrong with sex on the rag! I've dont it many times... and there was never a mess... now i've never been ate while on the rag... but oh well... the sex was pretty awesome... But he was pretty awesome at sex period, any time of the month...
Oivey people. Having sex while a girl is on her period does not mean she won't get pregnant. Back in the day my grandmother had sex on her period because everyone thought they would never get pregnant but my mom was that lovely surprise of having sex while on period. There's just as much chance of getting preggers while having sex when a girls on her period then when she isn't.
2:36-he is talking about that fact that a typical female cycle is 28 days long. NOT everyday of the month.
So? When my girlfriend is on her period and things start getting hot she just runs and grabs a towel, I don't even have to ask
lol you can still lick tha clit when they are raggin never put your tongue in there thats just gross but most women are way more sensitive when on rag and nothin wrong with a towel or just do it in shower. Just think of the blood as natural lubrication
HAAHHAHA. love this one
Who puts off sex for a period? Wtf?
she still said it could be used instead of a condom, and the purpose of a condom is to prevent (or at least help prevent) pregnancy and STDs, which this thing can't do
what's wrong with putting down a towel or some newspapers? It's better than not getting laid
1:45... what kind of fucked conversation led to you knowing this?
"does not protect you from babies"
brilliant. should be the official FDA warning now...
Period blood is evil.
i hate sex on my period...and im i girl..i feel nasty, grooooss
Theres nothing better then period sex..anal included..I love being a dirty bitch
Best sex of my life was while I was on my period!
Just like moses, raise that staff and part the red sea. No big deal.
the instead is only designed to fit against the cervix to catch the blood. it doesn't fit tight enough to prevent sperm from entering.
LMAO at the warrior reference!
haha sex when on your period...as much as i promised i'd never go there i am totally guilty! damn horniness...XD
sex with a girl on her period is hot as hell, especially when you're finished...and yes, going down on her is even hotter
am i the ONLY person who thought of "big daddy" while reading that text?
A warrior can't be afraid to get a little blood on his sword.
yeah, the sex really helps with cramps and besides I always want it desperately when I'm on my period so we lay down a towel or do it the shower but we always do it!
I told one guy i was on my period once.
He said this, and i quote.
"Real knights fear no blood"
Hey 11:18, wanna date?
Period sex is fucking disgusting. Honestly, I'd much rather just give him head then have sex on my period.
No biggie man, I impregnated 8 different girls and refuse to pay child support.
haha i totally thought of big daddy.
news papers fix everything:)
this is the funniest shit ever
no, red wings is fucking on her period. though technically going down is more hardcore. is there a word for that? bloody lips?
Can't believe you all are missing the obvious - orgasms kill cramps better than anything.
This is not a "bad" night. The man was willing to "seal the deal" without getting all queasy about it. The "putting down newspapers" is funny, but to him- what girl wants to bleed onto her ivory or "creme" Martha Stewart sheets or towels? Stupid girl, I'd have shagged him hard & long.
On newspapers, broken down boxes, last Sunday's circulars...
I don't get the hang-up on sex during your period. I'm pretty damn horny during mine (and it does wonders if you have cramps). Shower power!
why not is because he thinks she is a dog or something. couldn't he at least have suggested a towel or the shower?
my bf did that. thank god i'm not alone....x
A guy said that exact same shit to me before. The only difference was it was his friends bed not his. Good friend right lol
guys if you are willing to fuck a chick on her period while she is bleeding and smelling like ughhhhhhhhhhhh you might as well take that dick and stick up your own ass start crying and jack yourself
sad, 4:38 ur missing out...
2:28 ALL 28 days? Did they make each month Feb. now?
11:32 he could just be WAYYYY too big for you
and sex on your period kinda grossed me out at first, but we just did it in the shower, it doessss feel amazing everything is super sensitive.
well guy asked me 2 fuck and i told him i was on my period and he said wat does it matter..just shove a tampon in and lets go.
I've done this once.. in a bathroom. It looked like a group of people had been slaughtered afterwards. It was messy, disgusting..but the sex was decent. If the guy wants to put up with that shit, why not ..right?
marry that man for he is filled with win
That's what I like to hear
sex is great for relieving cramps!
it does start to smell kinda funny if there's no air circulating, but i guess that's nothing an window or fan can't solve.
whenever i masturbate while im on my period, i bleed even more. i can't see how its not going to be a mess.
Mississippi, get your life together. I bet I know this person.
consider yourself lucky girl!! my man wont fck me wen im on the rag
i wish he would
a sexless week is a shit week
"sex with a girl on her period is hot as hell, especially when you're finished...and yes, going down on her is even hotter
June 19, 2009 11:18AM "
i love you..
i really do
I had sex with girlfriend when I was about 19 and she was on her period. Later I went to take a shower and took off my underwear and there was blood in them. I freaked out for a few minutes until I realized what it was.
If he was Edward Cullen, he could eat you out when you're on your period.
LMAO PROPS TO THE WARRIOR REFERENCE!!!
Vampires like it.Why do you think girls like Twilight so freaking much.
me and my guy fuck when im on the rag and we both love it... he even goes down on me every time... i dont even bleed that much when we do it... if a guy wont fuck u or go down on u when ur on the rag or if u wont have sex when ur on the rag ur too young to be havin sex ne ways...
as long as there is chocolate involved..which there has been...i'm up for anything while i'm bleeding my guts out. and yes i'm from mississippi but not 601, 228 is the better part of the state..
as a woman, and a lover of sex....just do it and quit your bitching.
fuck in the shower for the love of all things holy, if you think that you're going to bleed all over the place....but who the fuck has that much blood?!?
not everyones period is heavy, but sept1.....getting eatin out on it is fucking disgusting and you just ruined my life, hes eating your blood...GOO