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  • 57 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:36am

    No, you're the dumb one. Go back and reread it. And, someone already spelled that out for us. And that's not how it is. Get off your fuckin high horse

  • 59 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:45am

    All I know is someone fucked someone and someone got pregnant and I better get back to work so I can pay my taxes so someone can get their wellfare check to pay for this baby.

  • 53 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:25am

    What 11:24, but in English.

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:22am

    It's probably his wife sending out the text to a friend of hers, in reference to buying the outfit for her husband's secretary, who is now pregnant, by her bosses sperm, and now the wife is pissed because they are going to have to pay child support.

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:06pm

    Maybe the wife is pregnant...her husband is cheating on her with his subordinate because he's not attracted to her while pregnant, so the subordinate gets laid and all the wife gets is a baby.

  • 38 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:24pm

    12:38 - you would abort the little fucker, not abortion the little fucker. You should never ever reproduce.

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:15am

    No your not, because you're a lazy, relationship destroying whore.

  • 41 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:43am

    mayb thats the subordinate sending the text to another friend, about how she fucked the husband, the wife found out and also found out that she was pregnant with the cheaters baby

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:22pm

    I agree 12:06, that makes the most sense

  • 38 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:44pm

    I agree with 12:06 and 2:27 they make the most sense

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:47am

    Not horny just really wanna chat 817.874.0963

  • 38 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:40am

    i love how people always say something about america, but never say where their from.

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:24am

    God bless your soul bc lawd only knows ida beat his ass..then whooped her ass and made her have a retarded baby.

  • 39 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:52pm

    This still makes no sense. It says she's having a BABIES outfit made thus Meaning the baby is wearing something meaning it has a husband. The author of his text seems confused.

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:44am

    Yes, but then the lady giving the baby outfit with those words on it, would be sending it to a wife without the newborn. Unless, the husband will be adopting his illegitimate child, which would just be weird

  • 40 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:21pm

    what is means is that the guy fucked his subordinate, got her pregnant, and now he is legally responsible to take care of the child and be in its life regardless of how the wife feels....so in a sense, the wife is getting another baby cuz her husband is forced to take care of it.

  • 38 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:22am

    someone explain this

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:38pm

    I'd abortion the little fucker with a wire hanger and divorce his ass.

  • 35 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:20am

    Lol gotta love the military!!!

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:34am

    i'm thinkin you're right 11:32

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:05pm

    11:34 #2....no you stupid Canadian, it makes no sense. Why would the wife be stuck with the employees baby? Think about it...

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:40am

    how about i assrape you and make you MY subordinate cocksucker.

  • 35 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:52am

    That's probably the case, but I think OP is a little confused.

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:39am

    why are you assuming they're American?

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:41am

    this can be perceived two ways. 1: the secretary is sending the wife a shirt. 2: the husband is being a dick and sending the wife a shirt.

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:25am

    this would make more sense if it said "my wife fucked her subordinate"...i"m very confused...at first I understood it like 11:22 said

  • 34 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:38pm

    maybe, just maybe the OP has nothing to do with the actual scenario in question. Maybe they're a friend of one of the people involved and was told the story. Or maybe they're even a coworker who stumbled upon the apparent affair.

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:25am

    Thinking alike 11:22

  • 31 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:34pm

    So I get it as........Wife gets pregnant and at the same time finds out husband was banging someone else. Too bad the OP is retarded and can't say that right.

  • 33 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:04pm

    Who is receiving the baby outfit, then 11:58? Asshat.

  • 20 24
    Submitted by Iamthepineapple on Nov 2, 11 at 2:36pm

    I'm 12 and what is this?

  • 33 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:40am

    the OP doesn't knw how to phrase shit...

  • 34 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:47pm

    Anyone consider that maybe she is drunk and got things mixed up? Or that you all are drunk and you don't quite get it?

  • 38 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:29am

    why doesn't this make sense

  • 28 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:09pm

    tfln thought this was worth posting.....they make me sad

  • 32 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:37pm

    A person is going to make a shirt for her friend, whose husband cheated on her while she is carrying his spawn.

  • 34 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:15am

    Haha, that's priceless.

  • 35 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:27pm

    People are thinking too much into this. She probably meant to make a shirt for the wife. Or if she wanted to make the baby outfit, it would of said: My father f'ed his subordinate and all my mother got was me.

  • 27 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:42am

    11:34 she is the lady that fucked the other person's husband, hence "my husband" on the shirt that is being given

  • 28 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 5:42pm

    shes the subordinate..?

  • 32 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:29pm

    Who could possibly call this a good night

  • 40 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:34am

    OMG you guys are pure idiots. the ladys husband fucked his employee and now the employee is pregnant with his child. does it make more sense now that i dumbed it down for you? dumb americans.

  • 27 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:32am

    well, they are from Canada. Maybe they mixed up their words?

  • 33 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:18am

    i'm not understanding this

  • 25 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:00pm

    Really 11:47? I'll text you- are you male or female- what are you looking for?

  • 32 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:51pm

    I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me

  • 23 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:25pm

    when i first read it I thought the same thing as 12:06. That makes the most sense.

  • 30 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:22am

    but that would make for a better story

  • 24 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:25am

    *What 11:24 said ...