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  • and everything in your vomit is probably worth more than your dignity

    Submitted by eag0127 on Aug 29, 10 at 5:47pm
  • Am so sick of seeing texts that have to do with vomit -_- .

    Submitted by JenForReals on Aug 29, 10 at 4:20pm
  • Raising the bar.

    Submitted by Imma_Hokie on Aug 29, 10 at 3:26pm
  • If ur phone was in vomit then howd u send the txt?

    Submitted by fgh on Aug 31, 10 at 1:03am
  • The boots was from my foot that I shoved up your ass for eating my cell phone and baseball card. And that isn't dignity, that's my dog. Bastard.

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 29, 10 at 5:58pm
  • I feel like there must be a misplaced modifier here.

    Submitted by katzkling on Aug 30, 10 at 5:04pm
  • Didn't know dogs knew how 2 text !!!!!

    Submitted by CheezeDetector on Aug 29, 10 at 9:47pm
  • Murphay he prob dropped those things in his vomit. Along with his dignity.

    Submitted by mdguy301 on Aug 30, 10 at 12:46am
  • I know! It makes me want to puke! :P

    Submitted by BadBabe93 on Aug 29, 10 at 4:44pm
  • At least you found your dignity. I lost mine a long time ago and I don't have any chance at getting it back.

    Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 30, 10 at 4:07am
  • How did u eat a phone

    Submitted by murphay on Aug 29, 10 at 6:56pm