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Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
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and everything in your vomit is probably worth more than your dignity
Raising the bar.
I feel like there must be a misplaced modifier here.
The boots was from my foot that I shoved up your ass for eating my cell phone and baseball card. And that isn't dignity, that's my dog. Bastard.
Am so sick of seeing texts that have to do with vomit -_- .
ForRealsJen?
If ur phone was in vomit then howd u send the txt?
At least you found your dignity. I lost mine a long time ago and I don't have any chance at getting it back.
Murphay he prob dropped those things in his vomit. Along with his dignity.
Didn't know dogs knew how 2 text !!!!!
I know! It makes me want to puke! :P
How did u eat a phone
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