Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
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I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
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