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  • 98 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:14pm

    haha i have 972 and 214 toooooo

  • 85 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:34pm

    i get the best of both worlds...

  • 92 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:49am

    1:40AM: Fucking old joke. Y'know it was funny the first 6 times I heard it... but... the 247th time just doesn't do it for me anymore. Stop thinking you're clever.

  • 81 61
    Submitted by mrgrim on Jul 16, 10 at 7:06am

    Represent Dallas!

  • 77 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:55am

    thats how we do in the 214

  • 80 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:44am

    pigs fly.. swine flu..

  • 87 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 5:06am

    214 is dick we do it dirty in the 972 kids.

  • 80 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:31am

    My home number is 972. My cell is 214. I feel conflicted.

  • 87 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:22pm

    this saying doesnt make sense.. "when pigs fly..." i mean wtf.. cops fly all the time

  • 76 66
    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 13, 10 at 10:41am

    haha smart guy

  • 78 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:50am

    Pigs do fly. Obama has the air force 1, right? fuckin A

  • 67 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:10pm

    meeeee tooo 2:31. but this sounds like me and one of my friends

  • 73 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:37pm

    hell no to 972. 214 is where it's at.

  • 84 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:59am

    1:49, i've heard older jokes. it's not even a couple months old yet. calm down. save your blood pressure rising for something more important than a drunk text recap website.

  • 73 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:57am

    poor, poor taste 3 50

  • 79 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:40am

    people always said a black man would be president the day pigs fly... 100 days after he took office and *BAM* bird-swine flu

  • 81 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:14am

    I've never heard that joke. It's quite possibly the most fucking retarded so called joke I've ever heard though. Fuck...

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:27am

    Swine flu bitches!! Pigs are flying! Rob who? ;)

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:55pm

    yeah but guess what...swine flew

  • 63 70
    Submitted by NerdyVE on Feb 11, 11 at 8:02pm

    Lol! So true!

  • 67 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:45am

    You two were both drunk. I know this because I am drunk too and this makes sense, but if I were sober I would be like no you are wrong, but you wish, or I would be sarcastic and be like technically pigs fly, I mean look there IS swine flue... Anyway you two were so drunk and this is hilarious and I totally agree (at this moment though) but not tomorrow after the hangover is worn off. :o)