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  • haha i have 972 and 214 toooooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:14pm
  • i get the best of both worlds...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:34pm
  • pigs fly.. swine flu..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:44am
  • thats how we do in the 214

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:55am
  • this saying doesnt make sense.. "when pigs fly..." i mean wtf.. cops fly all the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:22pm
  • hell no to 972. 214 is where it's at.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:37pm
  • 214 is dick we do it dirty in the 972 kids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 5:06am
  • 1:40AM: Fucking old joke. Y'know it was funny the first 6 times I heard it... but... the 247th time just doesn't do it for me anymore. Stop thinking you're clever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:49am
  • haha smart guy

    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 13, 10 at 10:41am
  • Represent Dallas!

    Submitted by mrgrim on Jul 16, 10 at 7:06am
  • My home number is 972. My cell is 214. I feel conflicted.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:31am
  • people always said a black man would be president the day pigs fly... 100 days after he took office and *BAM* bird-swine flu

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:40am
  • You two were both drunk. I know this because I am drunk too and this makes sense, but if I were sober I would be like no you are wrong, but you wish, or I would be sarcastic and be like technically pigs fly, I mean look there IS swine flue... Anyway you two were so drunk and this is hilarious and I totally agree (at this moment though) but not tomorrow after the hangover is worn off. :o)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:45am
  • 1:49, i've heard older jokes. it's not even a couple months old yet. calm down. save your blood pressure rising for something more important than a drunk text recap website.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:59am
  • meeeee tooo 2:31. but this sounds like me and one of my friends

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:10pm
  • poor, poor taste 3 50

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:57am
  • Pigs do fly. Obama has the air force 1, right? fuckin A

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:50am
  • I've never heard that joke. It's quite possibly the most fucking retarded so called joke I've ever heard though. Fuck...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:14am
  • Lol! So true!

    Submitted by NerdyVE on Feb 11, 11 at 8:02pm
  • yeah but guess what...swine flew

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:55pm
  • Swine flu bitches!! Pigs are flying! Rob who? ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:27am