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  • 33 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:21pm
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    that list was cliche back in 1999 (maybe even earlier). that hasn't changed. it's like the new crop discovered it and thought they were the first to cross it. ughh

  • 33 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:10pm
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    Rip off of MLIA. Nice try, TFLN

  • 35 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:59pm
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    this shit was boring 5 years ago.

  • 30 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:01pm
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    You mustve been reading mlia

  • 26 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:32am
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    In Soviet Russia there is no Wal-Mart, capitalist pig.

  • 30 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:30pm
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    Once upon a time I had sex in a walmart bathroom. It felt dirtier than having sex in a gas station bathroom

  • 23 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:18pm
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    Ur a hooker Lalalala

  • 25 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:12pm
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    This is so fucking lame. What happened to "remember that text you shouldn't have sent last night"? D:

  • 25 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:53pm
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    743 ur a moron seeing u can't even spell moron..........

  • 20 12
    Submitted by peoplewithaids on Aug 16, 10 at 12:10am
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    Let's meet I always wanted to do all of them

  • 23 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:51pm
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    sounds like a shitty thursday night for someone in high school

  • 22 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:35pm
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    Let me guess, stephenville college kid?

  • 23 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:31am
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    I'm gonna buy this shirt!!!!!!!!!

  • 25 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:30pm
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    5:11 was never cool enough to join a frat. Loser

  • 21 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:46pm
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    haha!! do you have putting condoms in other people's cart when their not looking?

  • 21 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:12pm
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    Me and my cousins got kicked out of walmart at 3am for playing hide-and-seek.

  • 20 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:50pm
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    I got kicked out for pooping in a ceareal box....jk jk

  • 21 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:32am
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    1:09 and start cults

  • 22 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:55pm
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    7:55 good luck ruining your life even before college. hope you don't get caught by the wrong people.

  • 23 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:55pm
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    ha, im IN high school and we're planning on doing that after Christmas (but while drunk)... MLIA just makes it seem like so much fun...

  • 23 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:59pm
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    Dude I got kicked out of walmart for dressing like a hooker

  • 20 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:31pm
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    Whatch out. Those renta cops can be dangerous with their flashlights. LOL

  • 20 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:47am
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    hey 9:32 that happened in a town called Elk, with a population of about 50 people. Closest big town was Waco. get your facts straight bitch.

  • 23 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:55am
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    why bother printing it?

  • 20 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:05pm
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    Go to the gun section and ask to handle the guns so you pick the right one to buy. While you are holding the gun, ask where the antidepressants are.

  • 21 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:56pm
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    950 is the awesomest

  • 20 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:38pm
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    Back to 8th grade? Nutsack

  • 16 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:15pm
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    9:53 go look up the Mormons... dumbass

  • 19 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:54pm
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    guys it was just a joke

  • 19 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:53pm
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    Try it in costco instead

  • 18 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:12am
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    Soooooooooooo immature. Sender obv never had to work in his life.

  • 19 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:45am
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    Go into a dressing room and sit there for a little while, and then yell out "hey, there is no toilet paper in here!"

  • 16 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:54pm
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    I wish Wal-Mart was closer...I should do these at Target instead

  • 16 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:09am
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    woohoo waco. :) theres nothing better to do here so its walmart or the movies.

  • 16 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:33pm
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    That was actually kind of clever seven years ago? Now even Walmart workers do that shit. Lame.

  • 16 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:21am
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    The sad thing is that is one of the most entertaining things to do in waco

  • 14 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:42pm
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    Anyone wanna sext? (: I'm a girl! 17/f/Cali.

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