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  • Rip off of MLIA. Nice try, TFLN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:10pm
  • that list was cliche back in 1999 (maybe even earlier). that hasn't changed. it's like the new crop discovered it and thought they were the first to cross it. ughh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:21pm
  • Let me guess, stephenville college kid?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:35pm
  • this shit was boring 5 years ago.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:59pm
  • Ur a hooker Lalalala

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:18pm
  • 743 ur a moron seeing u can't even spell moron..........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:53pm
  • This is so fucking lame. What happened to "remember that text you shouldn't have sent last night"? D:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:12pm
  • sounds like a shitty thursday night for someone in high school

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:51pm
  • Go into a dressing room and sit there for a little while, and then yell out "hey, there is no toilet paper in here!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:45am
  • Dude I got kicked out of walmart for dressing like a hooker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:59pm
  • 950 is the awesomest

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:56pm
  • You mustve been reading mlia

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:01pm
  • I wish Wal-Mart was closer...I should do these at Target instead

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:54pm
  • I got kicked out for pooping in a ceareal box....jk jk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:50pm
  • Whatch out. Those renta cops can be dangerous with their flashlights. LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:31pm
  • haha!! do you have putting condoms in other people's cart when their not looking?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:46pm
  • Me and my cousins got kicked out of walmart at 3am for playing hide-and-seek.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:12pm
  • hey 9:32 that happened in a town called Elk, with a population of about 50 people. Closest big town was Waco. get your facts straight bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:47am
  • 9:53 go look up the Mormons... dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:15pm
  • 7:55 good luck ruining your life even before college. hope you don't get caught by the wrong people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:55pm
  • In Soviet Russia there is no Wal-Mart, capitalist pig.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:32am
  • Once upon a time I had sex in a walmart bathroom. It felt dirtier than having sex in a gas station bathroom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:30pm
  • Soooooooooooo immature. Sender obv never had to work in his life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:12am
  • why bother printing it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:55am
  • Let's meet I always wanted to do all of them

    Submitted by peoplewithaids on Aug 16, 10 at 12:10am
  • Try it in costco instead

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:53pm
  • 1:09 and start cults

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:32am
  • I'm gonna buy this shirt!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:31am
  • 5:11 was never cool enough to join a frat. Loser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:30pm
  • The sad thing is that is one of the most entertaining things to do in waco

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:21am
  • Back to 8th grade? Nutsack

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:38pm
  • Go to the gun section and ask to handle the guns so you pick the right one to buy. While you are holding the gun, ask where the antidepressants are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:05pm
  • guys it was just a joke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:54pm
  • That was actually kind of clever seven years ago? Now even Walmart workers do that shit. Lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:33pm
  • ha, im IN high school and we're planning on doing that after Christmas (but while drunk)... MLIA just makes it seem like so much fun...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:55pm
  • woohoo waco. :) theres nothing better to do here so its walmart or the movies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:09am
  • Anyone wanna sext? (: I'm a girl! 17/f/Cali.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:42pm