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  • 66 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:31pm

    she deffinately went down on skeeter. thats why they call her patty mayonnaise cause he skeeter that hard.

  • 72 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 8:31am

    no, but she went down on quail man

  • 73 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:05am

    I'm like Doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her, 'cause I skeeter so hard people call her Patty Mayonaise.

  • 71 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:59pm

    it was all about doug and skeeter they took turns on each other

  • 65 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 8:23pm

    This ruined my childhood dreams.

  • 69 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 7:44pm

    I was patty mayonnaise for halloween

  • 71 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:11pm

    WTF! what show are we talking about here...

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Savagejay on May 3, 10 at 5:21pm

    Worst cartoon ever. Barf!

  • 68 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:10am

    @7:09 that's hilarious

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 6:29pm

    he probably did it on her first though he dug her.

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 9:23pm

    patty sucked my dick once

  • 55 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 8:03pm

    probly not cause skeeter was better and got her wet.

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:27pm

    why do you think her name was mayonnaise? haha

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 6:45pm

    He went down first, then she did half heartedly, just so she "returned" the favor. She blew skeeter before she hooked up with doug all the way. You know what they say about blue people

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:52pm

    oh id be skeetering all over if the one and only patty m was honkin my junk

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 8:14pm

    I love it! Epic Win on Nickelodeon cartoon reference.

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 7:34pm

    "shawty check my dougie like she patty mayonnaise." even the group F.L.Y sings about that shit. "swagg surfin" look it up!

  • 61 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 6:05pm

    honk honk skeet skeet ....just like fisting a jar of mayonaise.

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 9:06am

    You know they had to be high to film AYAOTD.. Seriously.

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:46am

    Hahaha what about Porkchop! We all know Rodger probably videotaped that shit. He was evil

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 6:48pm

    look up doug on encyclopediadramatica

  • 67 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:41am

    Anyone named SKEETER

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:44am

    WOOPS on 1:41, lol. Anyone named SKEETER would for sure be getting some ass*

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:14am

    no wonder everyone was upset when they cancelled the show...

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:17am

    Oh hell yes Glad I was not the only ten year old who wondered this

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:41pm

    7:27 is answering the text, not questioning her name. Mayonaise, BJ, put 2 and 2 together.

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:56am

    PATTY YOU'RE THE MAYONAISE FOR ME WOAH WOAH WOAH PATTY YOU'RE THE MAYONAISE FOR ME

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 8:05pm

    well she does like her Mayonase... :)

  • 58 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 6:12am

    This is the guy who texted it.... I appreciate the responses! in terms of old school Nickelodeon, how sleazy do you think the set of Are You Afraid Of The Dark got?

  • 55 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:04pm

    Wasn't her name Peppermint Pattie? Yeah she probably went down on him. Or Skeeter. Honk Honk

  • 48 68
    Submitted by 5UPTOWN5 on Mar 27, 10 at 1:18pm

    I'm like dougs frend skeeter whenever I meat her. Cause I skeet her so hard people call her Patti mayonaise.

  • 57 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:57am

    better question. did doug go down on patty?

  • 57 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:40am

    That was probably the best TFLN that I have ever read. Ever. Thank you.

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:45pm

    nah .. im sure skeeter got some though..

  • 56 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:06am

    My childhood just called. Says you tried to destroy it.

  • 58 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:29pm

    because that WAS her name, Doug said it all the time! Patty Mayonnaise...google that shit. It's true.

  • 59 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 5:33pm

    She definitely went down on Skeeter, behind his back. Whore.

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:25pm

    Peppermint Pattie was part of Peanuts, not Doug. And I definitely agree that there was lots of sexual confusion going on in Bluffington...

  • 51 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 10:44pm

    The real question is did he Skeeter

  • 57 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:09pm

    I always figured that Doug was a little confused. First off, who calls a girl the "pickle in his sandwich"? Someone who subconsciously wants it from Chalky Studebaker, that's who. And a tom boy like Patty was probably more interested in munching Connie's muff than anything.

  • 49 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 5:41am

    Anonymous said... This ruined my childhood dreams. May 21, 2009 8:23PM I agree... I wont ever look at that show the same again. AYAOTD... Yeah. I faintly remember some of those shows being somewhat "odd" if you get my drift. Damn. Now I can't stop making sexual references to Patty Mayonaise. My mind is alive with pervness! Fucking love it! haha

  • 49 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:40pm

    they werent saying it wasnt her name... they were making a joke on it. which is a good point..

  • 50 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:43pm

    You know, doug would never had switched over if he didn't go to that one club rocko took him to. Oh yeah, you sick wallaby, good music

  • 57 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:21pm

    Well, Honk Honk definitely got his dick sucked, his honk was honked if you will.

  • 41 91
    Submitted by renegadespartan on Jan 21, 10 at 1:50pm

    hell yea she did.. doug fucked the shit outta patty