I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
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To the random texter: you are the best thing on here
men can breast feed!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
no-joke thats news to me
I'm happy that I don't know what a dick tastes like. No desire to experiment with that either.
Theres nothing wrong with experimentation. A lot of people on here are too uptight about sex.
Perhaps the ladies on here could inform us to what dick tastes like as i have no intention of finding out for myself
FISH?! No! No, no no.
I seem to recall the young scholar Buckwheat elaborating on this thought... I believe the quote was "Hey Delilah, how'd my dictate last night?".
6:13 WTFFFF ???????????????????????????
5:56 you did just by responding
tell him his checks in the mail, and thanks for not spitting.
ever suck your thumb?
yeah...pretty much what dick tastes like!
haha 6:03 i love you.
4:45 (1) Funny how you know some people just suck simply by seeing a few words they posted on a silly website
Steak it is then. Ever had the lady pay before? ;)
Don't fret, 6:14! I'll take you out to a nice fish I mean steak dinner.
And I, you, 6:03. And I, you.
Have to quote the Dice Man here...either you suck dick, or you do not suck dick.
Haha text is hilarious...4:43, wtf.
I'm sure you know what a dick tastes like
Oh god shit fuck okay I'm so sorry
I like how u can say g a y in a tfln but not in the comment
I agree 4:53, some people take this website way too seriously.
sounds like a good time to me
Stop being so conceited 6:03, I just confessed my love for you and that is what i get :'(
I've never been on a date with a girl, considering I am one :S
Sorry, I meant 6:05.
i thought the OP was a female all along.
Not going to dignify that last one.
Don't assume everyone knows what a dick tastes like just because you do.
if you get your nipple pierced as a woman can you still breast feed? doesnt matter if youre a guy because men can only breast feed through their left nipple so you just get the right one pierced.
736 I could spit it into your mouth after. That would give you some idea.
and you probably do too. something you two have in common!
seriously, who doesn't these days?
Hickory dickory dock!
8:33 and Andrew Dice Clay FTW
so once there was a boy who accidently pooped in the shower
^^^^ bullshit; you know what my dick tastes like