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  • I feel like doing this. I'm always the "responsible" friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 8:35pm
  • happens to me often...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:04pm
  • i always end up being forced to take care of people like you. i hate people like you. you repeatedly ruin my night. still funny though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:23am
  • i know the feeling, after babysitting my friends while theyre drunk so many times, i now get too drunk to care.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:26pm
  • me the other night. total nightmare.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:36pm
  • this is my life story in one sentence

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:25pm
  • you are my inspiration

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:53pm
  • just because its Downingtown doesn't mean its Lewis W LOL (about the peanut butter incident) I think I know who this is too hahahhahahahaha I love my friends

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:13am
  • I am going to follow your lead

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:51pm
  • Put the peanutbutter away, your dog doesnt like it

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:31am
  • Not a good idea depending on how some folks deal with their problems. You could wake up missing teeth, then you're your own problem again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:38pm
  • Are you drinking your pee

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:02pm
  • i think you just described my goal every time i drink. Sad? i think not...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:33pm
  • welcome to everyday of my life

    Submitted by anonymous8889 on Jul 8, 10 at 5:32am
  • It will be hilarious when you're the police's problem and they throw your ass in the can

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:57am
  • My favorite TFLN so far. Kudos

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 2:01am
  • Did my boyfriend just post this?!?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 12:53am
  • Why take responsibility? That's society's job.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:03am
  • I tend to do this on the weekends....I did it earlier tonite. Yes, that means I haven't gone to sleep yet. Still drunk too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 7:26am