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  • 98 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 8:35pm

    I feel like doing this. I'm always the "responsible" friend.

  • 94 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:04pm

    happens to me often...

  • 82 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:36pm

    me the other night. total nightmare.

  • 82 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:25pm

    this is my life story in one sentence

  • 80 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:53pm

    you are my inspiration

  • 86 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:13am

    just because its Downingtown doesn't mean its Lewis W LOL (about the peanut butter incident) I think I know who this is too hahahhahahahaha I love my friends

  • 80 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:26pm

    i know the feeling, after babysitting my friends while theyre drunk so many times, i now get too drunk to care.

  • 73 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:23am

    i always end up being forced to take care of people like you. i hate people like you. you repeatedly ruin my night. still funny though.

  • 77 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:51pm

    I am going to follow your lead

  • 74 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:02pm

    Are you drinking your pee

  • 72 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:38pm

    Not a good idea depending on how some folks deal with their problems. You could wake up missing teeth, then you're your own problem again.

  • 64 51
    Submitted by anonymous8889 on Jul 8, 10 at 5:32am

    welcome to everyday of my life

  • 85 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:31am

    Put the peanutbutter away, your dog doesnt like it

  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:57am

    It will be hilarious when you're the police's problem and they throw your ass in the can

  • 65 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 12:53am

    Did my boyfriend just post this?!?!?

  • 73 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:33pm

    i think you just described my goal every time i drink. Sad? i think not...

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 2:01am

    My favorite TFLN so far. Kudos

  • 69 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 7:26am

    I tend to do this on the weekends....I did it earlier tonite. Yes, that means I haven't gone to sleep yet. Still drunk too.

  • 60 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:03am

    Why take responsibility? That's society's job.