i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
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Yeah 3:10, you must be honored to be such a fucking loser for sitting on TFLN continuously refreshing to be first..3 times..
Daycare with a pool? Man I sure missed out as a little kid.
12:28, he was at the pool.
And what's wrong with a guy who likes to go out and have a good time working at a daycare? It's not like he's drinking or doing anything iappropriate with the kids. Admittedly, he should have showered before going to work, but maybe he woke up late. It happens.
10:42 -- Wow. There are no words.
3:10, stop eating dick.
5:50 - I wouldn't put it past anyone who reads this site to be pregnant at 13
What do you mean you hope he doesn't work at your son's daycare. Grown man had sex. Eep! A little bit of forethought would have been nice to have that cleaned off, but you win some, you lose some.
Also, 2:18, go back to the 70's, sexist bitch. The world doesn't want you anymore.
5:38 doesn't have kids.
Anyone and everyone over the age of 13 knows how to spell douchebag.
"Any lightweight that can't outdrink a girl is a fucking loser. And any guy that would let a girl write this on is chest is soooooooooo much a pussy that I'm speechless."
ahaha you're an idiot
"the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt AT THE POOL.."
What I want to know is why are you still in
daycare if your having sex?? That's weird.
Did 10:42 just say everyone has kids? Wtf?
so he was shit faced the night before, then woke up, and went to work without cleaning up or even removing his shirt?
there was pool day at the daycare i worked at, the summer help is teenagers (boys and girls from the local highschool and college) its weird that everyone was swimming together? and damn who hasnt had a rough night and not showered every now and again. and this does not mean he was out-drank, maybe she didnt drink that much and got him when he passed out. be a little positive you ass holes. its just supposed to be funny.
You all are missing the truly frightening aspect of this...why is a grown assed man woring in a day care?!?!!! Pedophile time.
As opposed to children watching children?
First of all, what the fuck were you doing taking your shirt off at a daycare?
6:45 is 13 and pregnant
awkward that this happened to me....
oh no. This happened in my area code. I really hope this guy doesn't work at my son's daycare!
LOL 3:11. Still hilarious. Trying imagine their face when the kids pointed it out. But you didn't shower in the morning?
I'd really want you watching my kids douchbag
this belongs on fml, not tfln
2:18, whats your problem? \nAnd goo brittney ;)
ROFL. Everyone has kids. I took my son to school one day towards the end of the year and there was a pregnant girl walking in front of him. He's in 6th grade.
Either she's really mature for her age, retarded, or got held back a few years.
Or as T-Pain said: All the above!
Is there any reason that you took off your shirt in front of your daycare group?
Wow...property of Brittany! Any lightweight that can't outdrink a girl is a fucking loser. And any guy that would let a girl write this on is chest is soooooooooo much a pussy that I'm speechless. On the plus side, you and Brittany can shop together for tampons