Have some text gold?

Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • never stop listening to this song. the responder has OBVIOUSLY never been on a boat. motherfucker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:02pm
  • Whatever you do, DON'T stop listening to that song. Take a god hard look at the mother fuckin boat!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:11pm
  • I got my swim trunks and my flippy floppys!!! =D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:13pm
  • 1:51 doesn't get it. Give it a few years

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:53pm
  • HAHAHA i about died after i read this. my boyfriend will NOT let that song fade.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:20am
  • why let it fade when it's so funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:26am
  • I'M ON A BOAT AAAAAAANNNNNNNNND I'M GOIN FAST AAAAAAANNNNNNNNNND

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:19am
  • I got a nautical theme pashmena afgan!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:12pm
  • ...because it's not that funny?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:30am
  • i got my swim trunks and my flippy floppys hahahhah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:04pm
  • Never thought I'd be on a boat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:44pm
  • Easily my favorite song. Could listen to it allllll day and never get tired of it. So funny! I love Andy Samberg and the lonely island. Amazinggg :]]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:20pm
  • That dolphins splashin gettin erry body all wet!!! But this ain't sea world, this as real as it gets, I'm on a boat mother f*cker don't you ever forget!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:28am
  • i got my swim trunks and my flippy floppies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:25pm
  • 11:23 and 11:49 are doing it wrong

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:52am
  • I'm ridin' on a dolphin, doing flips and shit.... Awsome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:14am
  • haha this person is my hero! Muthafuckaaa!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:08pm
  • That guy was obviously on a boat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:45pm
  • I'm flippin burgers you at kinkos straight flippin copys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:42pm
  • i feel like ive seen that boat before, but i cant place it, cant remember worth a damn, anyone help out? unless im imagining shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:14pm
  • Bring it on down to Omletviiiiillllleeeee!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:09pm
  • Believe me when I say I fucked a mermaid!

    Submitted by heyychitown on May 9, 10 at 11:38pm
  • Im pretty sure i had this exact same conversation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:45am
  • take a picture trick, i'm on a boat BITCH! poppin Santana champ cuz it's so CRISP!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:02pm
  • Never thought I'd be on a boaaaat, its a big blue watery road!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:22am
  • take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:26pm
  • 11:46 - it's Kiv, not Steve. Akiva is his friend's name.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:52pm
  • gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:41pm
  • tha boat engine make noise mothafucka!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:18am
  • i'm on a boat. anything is possibleeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:46am
  • That song sucks it was never funny and just rip offed a concept from Boats and Hoes which they did waaaaaaaay better. Boats n Hoes>On a Boat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:17pm
  • Never stop listening to this song cause it's amazing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:25pm
  • I FUCKED A MERMAAAAAI EE AAAAA EEEAAAAAAIIIIID!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:40am
  • im on a dolphin, doin flips and shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:38am
  • lol this song is hilarious, u guys just suck at life...and seriously boats n hoes is very lame...why dont u go beat off ti will "i try to hard" farrell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:12am
  • impressive correct spelling of buoy whilst drunk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:56am
  • I'm as free as a bird now, and this bird you can not chain.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:46am
  • I'm on a boat!!

    Submitted by pendez on May 9, 10 at 8:15pm
  • u seen the Saturday night live music video? ya ill invite steve anddddddddd uh..... T-Pain cool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:46am
  • July 10, 2009 2:19PM What was it like to fuck a mermaid?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:16am
  • This song was an instant classic and should always be listened to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:29am
  • Best song everrrrrrrrrrr

    Submitted by zoeythepenguin on Aug 4, 10 at 11:45pm
  • I'm ridin' on a dolphin doin' flips n shit. The dolphin's splashin'! Gettin' er'rebody all wet. But this ain't seaworld, this is real as it gets. I'm on a boat, muthafuckers, don't you e'er fergit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:48pm
  • i got a nautical themed pashmina afghaaaaaaaaan!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:28pm
  • I'M ON A BOAT AAAAAND IT'S GOING FAST AAAAAND I GOT A NAUTICAL THEME PASHMINA AFGHAAAN I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD ON A BOAT LIKE LEO IF YOU ON THE SHORE THAN YOU SHO AIN'T ME-YO! PS- all you fucktards getting the lyrics wrong... are on land, getting tickets and flipping copies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:42pm
  • too bad the song is STUPID and the dumbest and shittiest rapper is IN THE FUCKING SONG!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:51pm
  • I got my flippy floppies, you're at kinkos straight flippin' copies!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:36am
  • Poseidon... Look at MEEEE...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:48pm
  • Hey Ma, if you could see me now!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:57am
  • THIS BOAT IS REAL!!!! ps its not Boats and Hoes idiots its I'm on a Boat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:04pm
  • I'm on a boat mother fucker:) i want to do Andy samberg so bad. Mmmmmm

    Submitted by Beckyyyy on Sep 29, 10 at 8:23am
  • "im on a boat bitch." ahahahah im proud to say i know all the lyrics to that song.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:24pm
  • Andy samberg=God LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:53am
  • I'm on a boat aaaaaaaaaaaaand, its going fast aaaaaaaaaand, i got a nautical themed pashmina afghan!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:24pm
  • Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:11pm
  • God i want to have andy's babies....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:26pm
  • jus gotta say that that is the best soong ever. and i too know all the words.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:31am
  • 11:30 (1) Is at Kinko's Straight Flippin Copies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:36am
  • OMGGGGG I dont care HOW old this song is. i STILL listen to it once a day at LEAST!! LMFAOOOO aaaaand andy samberg is the finest looking nerd EVER.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:43pm
  • This song is the shit. And Jorma got left off the boat...I cry for him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:05pm
  • hate this song. heard it one too many times with the boyfriend. having T-Pain as part of it, though? Classy. props for that. i do like being on a boat. just don't like the song about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:17am
  • Best fucking song ever! I sing it all the damn time, it's getting really bad actually.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:13pm
  • fuck you 6:36 immmmmm on a BOAT BITCHESZZZ! =D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:07am
  • best song of all time end of discusion

    Submitted by thatdirtyswimmer on Feb 3, 11 at 11:42pm
  • The boat engine make noise motherfucker!!! Best song ever! I watch the video on youtube daily!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:03pm
  • Bustin 5 knots-wind whippin out my coat, you can't stop me mother fucker cuz I'm on a BOAT! Team maneater

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:01pm
  • ahahahhah that is my 16 year old sisters favortie line in tha whole songg hahahahahahaha omg I fuckin love I'm om a boat listenin to it right nowwwww :^) <- was a smiley face

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:17am
  • I am so glad I'm not the only 1 who txts that shit to ppl ans pisses em off!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:45pm
  • yeah this song is genious and the video is hilarious! hopefully all the lame ass rappers that this is making fun of will get the hint.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:04pm
  • I had no idea what song this was referencing until I read the comments.\nThen I remembered how much I detest that song.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Aug 8, 11 at 8:34pm
  • legit i listen to this song every time i drive to a party .. and i make them play it.. multiple times.. they have other good ones but this is GREATTT!!! like a boss and dick in a box ..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:29am
  • Drinking Santa Champ Cuz its so crisp

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:30am
  • Haaha I just bought it off tunes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:15am
  • i got my flippie floppies!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:39am
  • not a big fan of the song, its like all the people quoting anchorman after it came out and made it not funny anymore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:36am
  • NEVER stop listening to that song. I'm ridin on a dolphin doin flips n shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:14pm
  • haha, i was listening to that song when i saw that. dig it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:22pm
  • i agree with July 10, 2009 7:43PM mmm, he's hella fine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:41pm