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  • 74 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:25pm

    Funny how 3:20 got the time wrong, it was 3:01

  • 71 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:01pm

    Wow, only drunk people seem to actually care about the poor people in Africa

  • 68 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:51pm

    Haa. This text is awesome! Who cares if it's fake it's funny. Who are you?! The freakin text police??? No. So shut the hell up :)

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:16pm

    hahahahahah that made me laugh hard.

  • 62 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:43pm

    U had good intentions.

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:21pm

    i looked at the bar code on the side of my of my candy bar and thought it was an ethiopian family portriat for a second

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:02pm

    Remember "We are the World" USA for Africa? They were even staving back then....24 years ago. If it aint fixed by now....it's not gonna get fixed....

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:41pm

    Very thoughtful, hate to waste it, and they shouldn't be care if it's burnt. Beggars can't be chooser my mom always said.

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:20pm

    No one is getting salmonella poising on my watch! Funny how you, 3:11, spell salmonella correctly but not poisoning

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:06pm

    hahahahah this was funny.

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:02pm

    I agree with 3:57. If starving children had any sense they would enter the job market, maybe at a large American investment bank? Barclays for the irony?

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:03am

    Crazy 12:27 bitch... How's the saying go? Everyone says "eat up, children in Africa are starving. Look, the Africans are still starving and we're all obese."

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:23pm

    I actually lol'ed lol

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:08pm

    well, yes, 4:02- if michael jackson can't fix it clearly it's fubar.

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:01pm

    The starving kid with flies in his face is bound to get Salmonella Poising

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:54pm

    Rather than making fun of starving people somewhere in Africa (it's a CONTINENT not a country), why don't we focus on the 8 million starving children in the U.S. ?

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:46pm

    Where the hell did I get 3:11 from anyhow?

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:45pm

    Good call 3:25...my b. I tip my proverbial hat in shame

  • 55 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:44pm

    i'll poop into your butthole, and then you will poop it back into my butt, and we'll keep doing it, back and forth, with the same poop, forever.

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:12pm

    wow i cant believe you guys are arguing about which starving children to send the food to... it was a funny text leave it at that

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:00am

    I'm pretty sure 12:27 is one of those people who sits and whines about the world's problems yet does nothing about them...

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:45am

    They should start making that an actual place u can send food to lol

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:27am

    wow, i knew america was full of stupid ppl but i didnt realize they were stupid and heartless "send them a uhaul"? god save your soul! what does it matter what color skin the starving children have? or what country they're from? all that should matter is that there are helpless children near and far that need our help! instead of whining and wasting your time, grow a set and help out!

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:27pm

    op: you have no soul.

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:38am

    I love where I live. "Missippi" yes with 2 ss's, is the funniest place on earth and I love this text!

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:20pm

    they dont need to send it to africa... send it to downtown jackson, ms. keep it local.. haha

  • 26 31
    Submitted by younglarge41 on Nov 21, 11 at 6:19am

    I like the idea of sending it to the Beasley Road area. Lol

  • 33 46
    Submitted by gingy36 on Nov 22, 10 at 12:25am

    this is one of those awful things that i so want to do

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:37pm

    Funniest text in a while!!

  • 49 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:57pm

    Because they're Americans. They already have it good. I throw out all my food, snap a picture then mail it to starving children. Because I hate starving children

  • 24 32
    Submitted by jessicaDNR on Jul 16, 11 at 7:54pm

    Seriously lmfao

  • 44 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:08am

    NO KITTY, THATS MY STARVIN MARVIN