and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Oh and Jeff and Brandon are getting really annoying......
Go my minions! My army of bastard children starts today!!!
Maybe he shot his load in her ass...
Uh no one considered her being on birth control? Lol what, its just plan b or butt sex?
wow. some people are just fucking stupid.
This sounds like a man and woman trying to get pregnant and have a baby. It's not just drunk college students who submit to the site, you know.
AE damn she fucked Michael Phelps!!!
break out the plan B
They could be married, you know...
The one time I've pulled out a half-second too late, I got my wife pregnant. Then again, they're not having to swim that far, more like "tread water til I'm gone". Ha, wouldn't trade my daughter for the world now though...
way to represent. I hope this is at university madison bc thats where we get down
how is this not a good night? HILARIOUS
I know you were first XD
and why didn't you use a condom? Are you trying to get pregnant or do you just like to gamble?
if u aint tryin to get preg dump the dude and get some plan B
I cried from laughing
931 is right. it's not all drunk college kids. some of them are just drunk. no college needed
If I had a nickle..
what a douchebag. Dump that dude
I sincerely hope they were trying for a baby.. because honestly, that's what it sounds like.
Way to represent Wisconsin!! Hilarious!
This is the funniest one in a long time. How is this not a good night? It's hilarious
Oh I get it! It's funny because he was referring to his sperm trying to swim to the females egg to fertilize it!
The above sonds like a conversation between the "swimmers". I hope they were officially trying or this is horror movie material... (I'm a girl)
Dude! He's a keeper!