Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
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Evansville ftw! Emily if you read this it's your favorite Texan :)
lawl bye bye shoes
I hope those weren't expensive shoes and that is totally believable coming from Southern Indiana. :)
Fucking retarted .
Haha sounds familiar
Well welcome to the exception assface
Every Emily in Texas is a fucking slut
My name is Emily and I'm a Texan I don't think this was ment for me though. Ha...
Just because your life doesn't consist of shenanigans like these doesn't make it fake.
Microwave! Microwave! Let's have a rave in a microwave!
My Emily I'm from texas and I take balls to the face!