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  • Absinthe does not account for the fact that you're an adult who still owns barbies.

    Submitted by supercoolalias on Oct 7, 10 at 3:44pm
    • um, whats wrong with having barbies? i mean i guess its just a girl thing and maybe your a guy (or maybe a girl who never got into it) but we all have some childhood toy we kept and most girls have those special barbies (like the holiday kind) that are still nice cause their parents made them keep them in the box

      Submitted by bubblegumpop13 on Oct 7, 10 at 7:12pm
      • ...I think it's just you. Your parents made you keep your toys in their box? What assholes!

        Submitted by jayhawkgirl on Oct 8, 10 at 2:53am
  • Best text in a LLLLOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGGG time.

    Submitted by olemissrebel0304 on Oct 7, 10 at 4:46pm
  • Absinthe is not hallucinogenic and it doesn't produce any other effect than "normal" alcohol.

    Submitted by supermeaning on Oct 7, 10 at 9:41pm
    • Nah. It's not hallucinogenic but anyone who ever took a vodka/absinthe shot with a straw knows that it's not any "normal" alcohol. There's definitely something mystic about it

      Submitted by gutsout on Oct 8, 10 at 12:47am
  • My friend just received the bottle he ordered from overseas. Party time.

    Submitted by sterven08 on Oct 7, 10 at 5:22pm
  • Awesome....

    Submitted by firefirefire on Oct 7, 10 at 3:15pm
  • Absinthe is legal under US Federal Law as of last year. Each state allows it or not. My first legal shot of it was underwhelming. The licorice taste was nice. Mixes well with sours.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 8, 10 at 12:27am
  • @jhaze - you can't comment on a comment using an iPhone. Maybe other phones can. Not sure about that.

    Submitted by kcs99 on Oct 8, 10 at 1:39am
  • but where did the lighter fluid come from?

    Submitted by anonymusk on Oct 7, 10 at 6:08pm
  • IJuantTacos: Who said anything about being an adult? I just hope it's a girl.

    Submitted by said8ED on Oct 7, 10 at 5:05pm
  • Bahahahahha. Love this. Made me laugh so hard.

    Submitted by HelloShitty on Oct 8, 10 at 4:12pm
  • This made. My. Morning.

    Submitted by rachellios on Oct 8, 10 at 9:00am
  • Ok, have to clarify a couple of things. 1) No, it's not Absynthe, it's Absinthe. 2) Absinthe is not hallucinogenic, that's a myth. People claim that the thujone that wormwood infuses in low quantities is hallucinogenic...and it isn't. 3)Cheap stuff tastes terrible, but there's good quality stuff out there. Tastes a bit like alcoholic black licorice, particularly to people who aren't used to it. 4) It's pretty damn high proof, typically one hundred to one forty. F

    Submitted by The_Bard on Oct 7, 10 at 9:46pm
    • Cut off my damn comment! Anyway, for more info, go check out The Wormwood Society is probably the best resource for legitimate Absinthe information.

      Submitted by The_Bard on Oct 7, 10 at 9:59pm
      • And yes, Absinthe is legal in the United States, but there is a limit on the amount of thujone allowed in it. However, as mentioned in my first post, that's completely irrelevant. Also, if you do decide to try absinthe, I'm begging you - do it correctly. 1 oz. of Absinthe, diluted somewhere between 3:1 and 5:1 (at the most, that's rare) with ice water. And there is NO FIRE INVOLVED.

        Submitted by The_Bard on Oct 8, 10 at 2:28am
  • Absinthe used to be made as alchohol and a mild hallucinigen. Now the hallucinigen variety is illegal in the U.S., and a lot of other places. But i hear it tastes nasty and most arent even ridiculously high proof, sooo.... seems to me the good shit can only be obtained with a time machine.

    Submitted by Manupbeotch on Oct 7, 10 at 6:10pm
  • The first time I had absinthe I wandered around the room singing Prince songs.

    Submitted by magnumcorpus on Oct 7, 10 at 8:44pm
  • Apparently none of you know shit about Absinthe

    Submitted by fuckallyall on Oct 7, 10 at 9:59pm
  • Sorry just had to point this out, it's Absynthe! if you were truly "on" Absynthe then you would know a little more about it. Also I have to say this text made me laugh so hard, I think it was the Final Countdown song!

    Submitted by j00kn0w on Oct 7, 10 at 5:06pm
    • the first time i had absinth i didn't dilute it with water. I mixed it with vodka and set it on fire and took a shot. chased it with a rum and coke. I did not die. I went on to drink a lot more that night. and it was smuggled in from amsterdam.

      Submitted by jynyfyr on Mar 30, 11 at 1:51pm
  • You guys are retarded lol fighting over what it does to you absinthe is crazy shot in Europe. Maybe you should come over to Germany or the Netherlands befor you write a tell all comment about what you found out on the Internet. GG

    Submitted by quown on Oct 8, 10 at 4:51am
  • Is absinthe illegal in the US? I wanna try so\nE

    Submitted by tukabar420 on Oct 7, 10 at 10:21pm
  • I'm on absinth right now! This person and I are so connected :) hug person

    Submitted by quown on Oct 7, 10 at 4:06pm
  • How do people reply to other comments?

    Submitted by jhaze on Oct 7, 10 at 9:44pm
  • So much win

    Submitted by oac794 on Jun 9, 11 at 2:38am
  • Don't drink that shit it really f*cks you up. And it causes long term damage........ And damnit the final countdown is stuck in my head now lol

    Submitted by ViatorLion10 on Oct 12, 12 at 1:11pm