Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
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Awe... wait for it ...some
I bet they even had consensual sex in the missionary position
Yay southeastern MI. We sure are classy.
i said a similar thing to my friend this morning. except all my achievements were notable because i was wasted last night
Been there done that!!!
Sounds like an EPIC night to me....
i love that i know who this is
Lmfao @ OP. Is his friend zack galafinakis? Can't spell name, but you know what I mean. Classic indeed
post comments about the damn text.not about "representin"
Ah, we Michiganders sure are classyyyy.