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  • He can eat her out on her period.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:11am
  • @10:44pm totally agree. don't overanalyze. I like twilight too, and if I were bella I would totally give edward head...fuck my teeth and I am no fangirl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 8:08pm
  • LOl ^^ sprinkle coated marshmallows. Yeah... keep the Twilight fangirl bullshit out of here. 12 year old fangirls, keep to yourselves....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:38am
  • No! She would die from the impact of the explosion. If i remember from the book right if they had done it.... he would have killed her from the powerful explode of the orgasim. So imagine if she gave head, her head would blow up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 11:14am
  • 11:14 fails. orgasm. not orgasim. stupid drampire twihards.

    Submitted by [][][] on Jul 16, 10 at 3:41pm
  • I doubt you live to tell that story, dude.. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 1:38am
  • I bet it would be just like sucking a popsicle... A vampire penis flavoured popsicle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 7:22pm
  • Get this Twilight bullshit out of here. Go back to your fanfiction message boards or wherever you sad fucks live.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 7:10am
  • I didn't know sprinkle coated marshmallows could talk, or type.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 11:07pm
  • i was totally thinking popsicle too

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 8:11pm
  • I really doubt it she probably would have broke a tooth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 6:41pm
  • :) That was me! I find that to be more personal then just given up the coochie.. @toojiggy is a bad influence.. SUCK IT.. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 7:34pm
  • OMG yes to the man about Crimson Wave LMAO. What I want to know is if he doesnt have blood how does he get hard?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:59pm
  • Dear sweet Buddha, you Twihards. -__-

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 7:29pm
  • 20 year old fan here. yes i know i'm lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:37am
  • They in fact did 'do it' in the book, and I wish I hadn't tortured myself by reading all of them. Twilight discussions are such a disappointing sight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 12:20pm
  • Bella Swallower intsead of Bella Swan now thats sticky icky!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 8:29pm
  • here's a better question... dya think edward ever went down on her when she was on the rag? rode the crimson wave? its a win win for both of the awful fanfiction twats

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:57am
  • absolutely bella is a slut why else would a fuckin vamp stay with a needy chick that has no friends

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 6:14pm
  • Nah, if he came, he'd probably cum venom and risk turning her into a vampire too early.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 7:24pm
  • Of course :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:45pm
  • Twilight: A Lust Saga\nEclits

    Submitted by sactastic on Aug 19, 10 at 7:17am
  • Wouldn't she be picking glitter out of her teeth after wards?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 11:10am
  • Eat the Head Yao! Eat the Head! haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 7:19pm
  • Yes, absolutely. And then he cried.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 6:46pm
    • "Yes, absolutely. And then he cried." And the scene ends on a close-up of Jacob, who is masturbating at the sight while a lone tear rolls down his cheek.

      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Apr 16, 13 at 10:11pm
  • she absofuckinlutely did it but it wasnt in the book because then it wouldve been a different kind of movie

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:38am
  • my friend said that in the books he's solid like a statue, so wouldn't his dick be hard all the time? bella was taking vampire cocksicles to the mouth constantly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 5:13pm
  • does it count as giving head if the other person cant get it up?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 7:03pm
  • mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy popsicle ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:45am
  • The real question is what did Edward do for her...and when did he do it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 4:08pm
  • Vampirism only works logically if it;s a retroviral STD a la HIV; ergo, it could be spread by swallowing.

    Submitted by exosus on Aug 28, 11 at 2:58am
  • Think of it the other way around. What if he was eating her out and "lost control" or whatever. Thats a scary thought!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:31pm
  • you overanalyzed it bud, take the joke add a simple statment Killer Kum Shot IMO ...for example and move on

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:44pm
  • Why the FUCK was this voted a good night so many times? Goddamn Twilight fans.

    Submitted by brittanyrae on Jun 10, 10 at 11:59pm
  • Hahaha, I was the one who sent this text and I'm not a Twilight freak. I just thought about it because it is funny. Don't freak out peeps

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 7:44pm
  • I've wondered that too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 6:24pm
  • Yeah why would he even need to get a hard on? Isn't he stone like anyway? why am I even asking these questions?...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 3:38pm
  • omg he would tear up her vagina!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:17pm
  • Technically, wouldn't that be considered necrophilia?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 10:24pm
  • please. he probably wouldve broken her neck with the impact of ramming his dick in her mouth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:58pm
  • she'd have frostbite of the mouth/throat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:50am
  • Nope. Bella has a penis and Edward has a vag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:22am
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