Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
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He can eat her out on her period.
@10:44pm totally agree. don't overanalyze.
I like twilight too, and if I were bella I would totally give edward head...fuck my teeth
and I am no fangirl.
LOl ^^ sprinkle coated marshmallows. Yeah... keep the Twilight fangirl bullshit out of here. 12 year old fangirls, keep to yourselves....
I bet it would be just like sucking a popsicle... A vampire penis flavoured popsicle.
11:14 fails. orgasm. not orgasim. stupid drampire twihards.
I didn't know sprinkle coated marshmallows could talk, or type.
I really doubt it she probably would have broke a tooth.
I doubt you live to tell that story, dude.. haha
No! She would die from the impact of the explosion. If i remember from the book right if they had done it.... he would have killed her from the powerful explode of the orgasim. So imagine if she gave head, her head would blow up.
Get this Twilight bullshit out of here. Go back to your fanfiction message boards or wherever you sad fucks live.
i was totally thinking popsicle too
Dear sweet Buddha, you Twihards. -__-
Bella Swallower intsead of Bella Swan now thats sticky icky!!
:) That was me!
I find that to be more personal then just given up the coochie.. @toojiggy is a bad influence.. SUCK IT.. haha
20 year old fan here. yes i know i'm lame.
OMG yes to the man about Crimson Wave LMAO. What I want to know is if he doesnt have blood how does he get hard?
absolutely bella is a slut why else would a fuckin vamp stay with a needy chick that has no friends
Twilight: A Lust Saga\nEclits
Nah, if he came, he'd probably cum venom and risk turning her into a vampire too early.
Eat the Head Yao! Eat the Head! haha
here's a better question... dya think edward ever went down on her when she was on the rag? rode the crimson wave? its a win win for both of the awful fanfiction twats
my friend said that in the books he's solid like a statue, so wouldn't his dick be hard all the time? bella was taking vampire cocksicles to the mouth constantly.
Yes, absolutely. And then he cried.
"Yes, absolutely. And then he cried." And the scene ends on a close-up of Jacob, who is masturbating at the sight while a lone tear rolls down his cheek.
Of course :)
They in fact did 'do it' in the book, and I wish I hadn't tortured myself by reading all of them. Twilight discussions are such a disappointing sight.
Wouldn't she be picking glitter out of her teeth after wards?
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy popsicle ;)
she absofuckinlutely did it
but it wasnt in the book because then it wouldve been a different kind of movie
does it count as giving head if the other person cant get it up?
The real question is what did Edward do for her...and when did he do it?
you overanalyzed it bud, take the joke add a simple statment
Killer Kum Shot IMO
and move on
Hahaha, I was the one who sent this text and I'm not a Twilight freak. I just thought about it because it is funny. Don't freak out peeps
Vampirism only works logically if it;s a retroviral STD a la HIV; ergo, it could be spread by swallowing.
Think of it the other way around. What if he was eating her out and "lost control" or whatever. Thats a scary thought!
I've wondered that too.
Why the FUCK was this voted a good night so many times? Goddamn Twilight fans.
Yeah why would he even need to get a hard on? Isn't he stone like anyway? why am I even asking these questions?...
omg he would tear up her vagina!
Technically, wouldn't that be considered necrophilia?
please. he probably wouldve broken her neck with the impact of ramming his dick in her mouth.
she'd have frostbite of the mouth/throat.
Nope. Bella has a penis and Edward has a vag.