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  • Submitted by mew on Dec 24, 10 at 1:16pm

    You sound like a dick. Congratulations for making retail even worse at Christmas.

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Dec 24, 10 at 1:31pm

    People like you are why retail workers hate their jobs. I hope your alcohol problem gets so expensive that you have to take a second job and deal with customers like you. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a rent to pay.

  • Submitted by bhoogly23 on Dec 24, 10 at 1:29pm

    You're a dick.

  • Submitted by dumsumbitch on Dec 24, 10 at 2:02pm

    You're quite the asshole now aren't you? Worst part about it is you're proud of yourself.

  • Submitted by dmblover87 on Dec 25, 10 at 3:22am

    I have worked retail for about 8 years. . . it's all I can get right now even with a college degree. . . We HAAAAATTTTEEEEE people like you!!! It's not our job to deal with inconsiderate assholes, so please be considerate of other human beings just trying to make a living!!!!!

    • Submitted by ojg15 on Dec 25, 10 at 4:43am

      Lol, did someone say arts degree?

  • Submitted by alisouks7 on Dec 24, 10 at 11:10pm

    I work in retail and I laughed...just sayin

  • Submitted by munchie on Dec 24, 10 at 8:39pm

    Only half shout? Lame

  • Submitted by swimrgrl87 on Dec 26, 10 at 9:28pm

    W.O.W....anyone who seriously takes offense to these text messages needs to dig that wedgie out of their ass and smoke a bowl or something >_< its not that serious...effin hilarious!

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    Submitted by livetodisco on Dec 25, 10 at 4:24am

    You guys need to chill. I don't condone harassing retail workers, but guess what? They are getting PAID to deal with those things. I've worked retail before, and it freaking sucked sometimes...but it was a job. \nIf you don't like dealing with people find a different job...or better yet, get an education. \nAnd, Christmas time is especially stressful for retail workers. They were probably already on edge. \n\nThis was funny..,don't get so butt hurt.

  • Submitted by danielleeycakes on Dec 24, 10 at 4:07pm

    Don't get your panties in a bunch over a freaking text message. It's not like you were the sales person being bothered. I thought this was pretty funny.

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      Submitted by quwoosh on Dec 24, 10 at 5:55pm

      You think it's funny that they made someone cry? cuz making ppl cry is just SO hilarious LOL.

      • Submitted by NiceLady on Dec 25, 10 at 1:27pm

        Maybe. I however am certain that it's funny. Retailers have no right to complain, dealing with those people is part of the job if you can't handle it then don't work in retail. The person who quit obviously realized this. You could argue this person was helping them, testing their compatibility with the job. If you can't deal with people don't work with people. I have no sympathy.

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    Submitted by MT2014 on Dec 25, 10 at 6:17pm

    I work in retail. Screw you.

  • Submitted by lh419 on Dec 24, 10 at 7:55pm

    Relax everyone. This was hilarious !! :D

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    Submitted by oprime44 on Dec 26, 10 at 1:20am

    Nobody asked whyyyyyyy all of this happened. Lmfao. I picture this guy as being polite respectful and calm..... Until. Sometimes retail fuckers deserve this shut cause they hate their jobs and take it out on customers by being rude. \n\nI see a smart ass at burger king fucking up the order and then smarting off to the wrong customer. And the customer put everyone in their place.

  • Submitted by SmokeySam on Dec 24, 10 at 3:46pm

    Everyone on the comments before me, stfu. The whole point of this site is to post funny, usually drunken/high, texts. This is where he should post stuff like this, it's called TFLN for a reason dumbass. Get your stupid trolling ass out of here, because I work in retail, and we laugh and fuck with drunks like this. It's the pricks and assholes like you guys that make us hate our jobs.

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      Submitted by bhoogly23 on Dec 24, 10 at 11:36pm

      I work in retail too, and drunk people are not fun to deal with. They break shit and cause extra work for everyone. I highly doubt you work in retail.

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      Submitted by mew on Dec 25, 10 at 6:30am

      Also work in a shop!

  • Submitted by Sizor on Dec 24, 10 at 5:01pm

    Ha this is awesome, I work 3 retail jobs and still think it's priceless go 3:46pm! Your so right

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    Submitted by Steven1matson on Jul 23, 11 at 12:14am

    Hilarious. Pansies