It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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Chefkitty's poorly phrased comment heavily implies she has been eaten out by a dog.
They're supposed to be MAN's best friend. WTF
Dogs cant be that bad mine eats it self out all the time.
And you would know this because?
It's like saying something tastes like feet. Obviously, you don't know for sure, but you can hazard a guess.
or "tastes like ass". Oh, wait....not everyone needs to guess..
I'm sure it's meant to be 'hazarding a guess' but saying it 'literally' felt like it means it felt EXACTLY like it, which implies she knows how it feels firsthand. Er, vagina.
Peanut butter and all?
Speculation, genius. Having had this experience, I completely sympathize.
Don't offer a word of advice or anything. Just suffer through it and run your mouth about it afterwards. Fired!
great comment, rick_scott. If you're not part of the solution...
Her frame of reference mildly concerns me...
How does she know "literally" how it feels to be eaten out by a dog? Makes you say HMMM
Everyone starts somewhere...you're just the training wheels.
If you've ever had your face licked by a dog, this isn't so hard to speculate on ppl. The guy is a dumbass. No woman should have to TELL a man not to treat her vagina like a slurpie from seven-eleven
Thank you! Not a fucking slurpee!
Yeah I agree with PrecisePrecision. Chefkitty seems to talk from experience
I just puked a little in my mouth.
Maybe they liked it. Maybe first time lez?
Don't knock it till you try it. Wait..... how would you know how that feels anyway?
I can't believe no one brought up the fact that dogs have long tongues. I feel like being eaten out by a dog tongue would be fantastic!!