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  • Chefkitty's poorly phrased comment heavily implies she has been eaten out by a dog.

    Submitted by preciseprecision on Dec 28, 10 at 12:25pm
    • They're supposed to be MAN's best friend. WTF

      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 29, 10 at 8:16pm
  • Dogs cant be that bad mine eats it self out all the time.

    Submitted by JonnyC on Dec 28, 10 at 6:58pm
  • And you would know this because?

    Submitted by grnltrn5 on Dec 28, 10 at 11:50am
    • It's like saying something tastes like feet. Obviously, you don't know for sure, but you can hazard a guess.

      Submitted by jbwarner86 on Dec 28, 10 at 1:14pm
      • or "tastes like ass". Oh, wait....not everyone needs to guess..

        Submitted by said8ED on Dec 28, 10 at 3:17pm
        • I'm sure it's meant to be 'hazarding a guess' but saying it 'literally' felt like it means it felt EXACTLY like it, which implies she knows how it feels firsthand. Er, vagina.

          Submitted by WTFmate on Dec 29, 10 at 1:16am
  • Peanut butter and all?

    Submitted by sorostitute_luv on Dec 28, 10 at 1:31pm
  • Speculation, genius. Having had this experience, I completely sympathize.

    Submitted by chefkitty on Dec 28, 10 at 11:58am
  • Don't offer a word of advice or anything. Just suffer through it and run your mouth about it afterwards. Fired!

    Submitted by rick_scott on Dec 28, 10 at 6:47pm
    • great comment, rick_scott. If you're not part of the solution...

      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 28, 10 at 7:39pm
  • Her frame of reference mildly concerns me...

    Submitted by the88thpianoman on Dec 28, 10 at 3:56pm
  • Everyone starts somewhere...you're just the training wheels.

    Submitted by colan08 on Dec 28, 10 at 1:55pm
  • How does she know "literally" how it feels to be eaten out by a dog? Makes you say HMMM

    Submitted by OldMarineDAV on Dec 28, 10 at 12:54pm
  • That Good

    Submitted by collegekid1 on Dec 28, 10 at 12:24pm
  • rookie

    Submitted by bengay_never on Dec 28, 10 at 1:10pm
  • Maybe they liked it. Maybe first time lez?

    Submitted by Michguy on Dec 28, 10 at 12:25pm
  • If you've ever had your face licked by a dog, this isn't so hard to speculate on ppl. The guy is a dumbass. No woman should have to TELL a man not to treat her vagina like a slurpie from seven-eleven

    Submitted by uchicago on Dec 29, 10 at 7:53pm
  • Yeah I agree with PrecisePrecision. Chefkitty seems to talk from experience

    Submitted by Upsidedownllama on Dec 28, 10 at 1:09pm
  • I just puked a little in my mouth.

    Submitted by TheMoreYouKnow on Dec 28, 10 at 2:10pm
  • Don't knock it till you try it. Wait..... how would you know how that feels anyway?

    Submitted by Manupbeotch on Dec 28, 10 at 9:11pm
  • I can't believe no one brought up the fact that dogs have long tongues. I feel like being eaten out by a dog tongue would be fantastic!!

    Submitted by Best_Friend on Dec 28, 10 at 11:45pm
  • epic fail!

    Submitted by nathancurry89 on Jan 27, 12 at 12:11am