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  • Submitted by preciseprecision on Dec 28, 10 at 12:25pm

    Chefkitty's poorly phrased comment heavily implies she has been eaten out by a dog.

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      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 29, 10 at 8:16pm

      They're supposed to be MAN's best friend. WTF

  • Submitted by JonnyC on Dec 28, 10 at 6:58pm

    Dogs cant be that bad mine eats it self out all the time.

  • Submitted by grnltrn5 on Dec 28, 10 at 11:50am

    And you would know this because?

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      Submitted by jbwarner86 on Dec 28, 10 at 1:14pm

      It's like saying something tastes like feet. Obviously, you don't know for sure, but you can hazard a guess.

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        Submitted by said8ED on Dec 28, 10 at 3:17pm

        or "tastes like ass". Oh, wait....not everyone needs to guess..

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          Submitted by WTFmate on Dec 29, 10 at 1:16am

          I'm sure it's meant to be 'hazarding a guess' but saying it 'literally' felt like it means it felt EXACTLY like it, which implies she knows how it feels firsthand. Er, vagina.

  • Submitted by sorostitute_luv on Dec 28, 10 at 1:31pm

    Peanut butter and all?

  • Submitted by chefkitty on Dec 28, 10 at 11:58am

    Speculation, genius. Having had this experience, I completely sympathize.

  • Submitted by rick_scott on Dec 28, 10 at 6:47pm

    Don't offer a word of advice or anything. Just suffer through it and run your mouth about it afterwards. Fired!

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      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 28, 10 at 7:39pm

      great comment, rick_scott. If you're not part of the solution...

  • Submitted by the88thpianoman on Dec 28, 10 at 3:56pm

    Her frame of reference mildly concerns me...

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    Submitted by OldMarineDAV on Dec 28, 10 at 12:54pm

    How does she know "literally" how it feels to be eaten out by a dog? Makes you say HMMM

  • Submitted by colan08 on Dec 28, 10 at 1:55pm

    Everyone starts're just the training wheels.

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    Submitted by collegekid1 on Dec 28, 10 at 12:24pm

    That Good

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    Submitted by bengay_never on Dec 28, 10 at 1:10pm


  • Submitted by Upsidedownllama on Dec 28, 10 at 1:09pm

    Yeah I agree with PrecisePrecision. Chefkitty seems to talk from experience

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    Submitted by Michguy on Dec 28, 10 at 12:25pm

    Maybe they liked it. Maybe first time lez?

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    Submitted by uchicago on Dec 29, 10 at 7:53pm

    If you've ever had your face licked by a dog, this isn't so hard to speculate on ppl. The guy is a dumbass. No woman should have to TELL a man not to treat her vagina like a slurpie from seven-eleven

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      Submitted by taterpie2 on Aug 15, 12 at 9:55pm

      Thank you! Not a fucking slurpee!

  • Submitted by TheMoreYouKnow on Dec 28, 10 at 2:10pm

    I just puked a little in my mouth.

  • Submitted by Manupbeotch on Dec 28, 10 at 9:11pm

    Don't knock it till you try it. Wait..... how would you know how that feels anyway?

  • Submitted by Best_Friend on Dec 28, 10 at 11:45pm

    I can't believe no one brought up the fact that dogs have long tongues. I feel like being eaten out by a dog tongue would be fantastic!!

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    Submitted by nathancurry89 on Jan 27, 12 at 12:11am

    epic fail!