You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
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USA! USA! USA!
How dare they? Redcoats are off limits a month before and after the 4th of July!!!
he was probably thinking he was fucking America
But it's still closer to Canada day, the commonwealth needs loving too!
cana-who? that British territory to the north?