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  • Submitted by PeachyJean on Nov 15, 10 at 7:31pm

    And yet the morning after your phone works well enough to tell the tale?

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    Submitted by kingofavery on Nov 15, 10 at 5:19pm

    this is absolutely absurd. is it even possible to drink yourself that stupid? you must just be naturally retarded.

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    Submitted by fucksyourmother on Nov 15, 10 at 3:14pm

    I'm guessing you made a group for that on facebook, describing in detail how you dropped your phone in beer while asking for everyone's cell #

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    Submitted by marinaleighp on Nov 17, 10 at 9:10pm

    I did the exact same thing but with vodka on Saturday night.

  • Submitted by bowfishinlady on Nov 15, 10 at 9:39pm

    Anyone else sick of the whole "drunk me" "sober me" bullshit. I think people use alcohol as an excuse to be dumbasses, slits, sluts, gays for a night, assholes, and bitches. Your true self comes out when you are drunk, so stop acting like you're a different person!!

    • Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Nov 15, 10 at 9:49pm

      No shit sherlock.

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      Submitted by iheartgrammar on Nov 15, 10 at 10:32pm

      Wow you are probably the first person to ever realize that!!!!!

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    Submitted by IDontWantOne on Nov 15, 10 at 8:15pm

    Wish my phone could survive that!

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    Submitted by Mightykeith on Nov 15, 10 at 5:08pm

    Probably the funniest one I have read yet. This sounds like the logic I attempt when I'm drunk.

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    Submitted by CapnCanuck on Nov 15, 10 at 3:12pm